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When people get along with each other, there will always be different views. Everyone has a different view of things. At this time, many people will have conflicts because of their own views. When two people have conflicts, the best way is to communicate in time, give priority to persuasion when appropriate, and apologize to the wrong party in time. The following is a lovely and coquettish apology copy, interesting and humorous sentence, I hope you will like it.

1. Once upon a time, there was a duckling. It's short, and its name is Mud Duck. Once, another duck came and said, what a short mud duck! !

2. Let's go out for dinner and talk to whom.

I accidentally stuck something on my hand with 502 today. I can't put it down. I can't put it down. Can you hear me?

4. Once upon a time, an old woman kept a little bitch. One day, when the weather was just right, the old woman took a walk with Xiaoke base, and when she left, she said to her little granddaughter: There is mud in the nest! The nest has to be rubbed! The nest has to be rubbed!

5. You owe me 5 yuan and I owe you 10 yuan. )

6. Today is 100% sweet again.

7. If you don't beep, you won't be really angry. You won't be so stingy. You must not be angry! You're not mad at me, are you? Your eyes are smiling! ! !

8. Vegetables are competing to get thinner. When the eggplant saw the cucumber and found that the waist of the cucumber was very thin, the eggplant kept muttering: it doesn't matter if it's not as thin as a melon.

9.m had a fight with N, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

10. You have the wrong number. ""I shouldn't play games and ignore you. "PS: If there are no steps, you have to go down and create steps!

1 1. Look at the sky and clouds at dusk. I mean, I miss you. PS: Because the next sentence is I miss you when I walk, and I miss you when I sit.

12. It's not that I don't like you when I'm angry.

13. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, the mud asked the rice crust what we were going to do. The crispy rice said that we would meet.

14. The moon runs away from home during the day and comes back at night. What time are you coming back?

15. Did the recent wind say sorry for me? If not, I'll say it's for the wind.

16. Even you? I don't even? Coax, then you coax? What, to fool Shixian?

17. You get 60 cents, I get 60 cents, and we make a dollar and two cents together.

18. There is a pineapple that needs a haircut. There are many people. He waited in line for a long time before it was his turn, and the barber cut it for him for a long time. He said very grievance, please cut me off.

19. Watermelon, melon and cantaloupe, wrong my little fool.

20. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't follow the ball, don't follow the ball. Did you hear that? Please don't go.

The above is a lovely apology. In fact, sometimes apologizing doesn't mean that you are really wrong, but because you love you, you take the initiative to pull down your face and cherish this hard-won relationship between us.