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What are some jingles for traveling around the world?
1. Greeting:
1. Those who want to buy something, stand forward, and those who don’t want to buy something, don’t make things difficult for them.
2. Those who come from the south or the north, those who follow Lao Mao and fight Lao Chiang, come and take a look. It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not, the key is to understand our new products. New products are newly launched and currently not available in supermarkets of all sizes.
3. Don’t be anxious after work, study, and go home to cook.
4. I bought chickens and fish and didn’t feel anxious when I went home to cook.
5. Some comrades have not seen it, so I will make a small advertisement for you. I will try it on for everyone to see if the quality of this comb is good or not.
6. If you don’t appear on TV or in newspapers, you have to rely on yourself to introduce your products.
7. Come on, the friends in front of you will just look at it, the friends behind you will stand forward, the friends in the middle will look at me, and the people around you will stand in the middle. I will make an advertisement for everyone.
8. It doesn’t matter whether you buy it or not, the key is to take a look at our new products. If you want to learn about new products, walk forward and stand forward. If you stand far away, you won't be able to see them. If you can't see them, you won't be able to see them. You will only be looking at the back of people's heads.
9. Don’t miss it when passing by.
10. I don’t know, I don’t know, let me give you a little advertisement; how good is the beef tendon comb? You can fold it like folding clothes, folding pants, folding quilts, and keep folding it; Twist it like clothes, it won't break.
11. Those who have traveled south and north; those who have swam in the mountains and water; those who have studied abroad and visited beautiful places; and those who have had their feet pressed on the train tracks; come and take a look, and There are those who drive to refuel, those who fly planes into buildings, don't miss the opportunity; those who toss high and low, those who toss cats and dogs, and those who carry bird cages around when they have nothing to do, take a look. This tendon comb is really cool.
12. Take a look and see if there is anything you need.
13. If you didn’t see it later, I’ll introduce it to you.
2. Product introduction:
1. If you have never seen a comb that can be folded like folding clothes, pants, or quilts, come and take a look. Look, this comb can be twisted just like clothes, and it can be twisted continuously; if the clothes are not twisted, the water will not dry. If you don't twist this tendon comb, you don't know how awesome it is.
2. Fold it as you like, twist it as you like, keep folding it, twist it as you please!
3. The Three Represents are passed down to the world. Don’t be afraid if you fold it 90 degrees. This is the most affordable one for you. We live on the seventh or eighth floor. You don’t want to go downstairs to sharpen your kitchen knife.
4. Your family has 30 million or 50 million, and you can’t bring anything to the restaurant. If you think about it, it would cost you more than ten yuan to sharpen a knife three times a year.
5. If the knife at home is not fast enough, put it on the knife sharpener and pull it back. This time, pull once, walk twice, and go faster with three or five times. No water, no oil, and you won’t have to worry about sharpening the kitchen knife.
6. It depends on whether the knife can be sharpened quickly. If the knife cannot be sharpened quickly, I will refund you 100 yuan on the spot.
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