Humorous dialogue with high emotional intelligence

Humorous dialogues with high emotional intelligence are as follows:

1, I am the mutton roll in the hot pot. If you don't come to me, I'll be old.

2, can not extricate themselves, in addition to other people's radishes, there is love for you.

3. It's happier to read your chat record than to read the salary slip.

4. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

I never seem to know what love is until I met you.

6. No matter how tired, bitter and painful you are, it's just to make you like me.

7. If I want to travel around the world one day, can I walk around you?

8. Whether you care about me or not, I will still care about you.

9. I didn't say anything, I just waited for you for too long.

10, don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me.

1 1. I heard that the girl is good at housekeeping and I want to hear more about it for the rest of my life.

12, I want to be a stinky tofu-like man, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

13, I no longer complain about life, I want to hug you.

14. There have been rumors recently that I want to kiss you. Let me clarify here that this is not a rumor.

Please show me your hand. Hey, you, your life needs me!

16 I have been afraid to ask what kind of boy you like, because I am afraid that you will say you like me.

Do I look stiff? If you give me a hug, you will find that I am actually very soft.

18, meeting you is like carrot rain in the rabbit world.

19, you are surrounded. Please hand over your weapon and throw it into my arms.

When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day so that you can watch me dance with other old women.