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The era of gathering together to call "Zi Han" has passed. A new batch of weird names have come, and kindergarten teachers are very tired.

An old teacher with many years of education experience once said half-jokingly that students from different eras often have different names.

When I first started teaching, there were many children in the class with very authentic names such as "Patriot" and "Jianjun". Later, "Li Yang", "Zhang Wei", "Wang Qiang" "The name occupies most of the sky again.

In the past ten years or so, the names of the children in the class have become Ruoxi, Haoran, Zixin, Ziyi, Zihan, Zixuan, and Zihan. They are very similar, which often makes the teacher confused. Eye.

Nowadays, he found that the way the new generation of parents name their children has changed again. Although the names are becoming more and more personalized, they still cannot avoid the fate of "bad street".

Kindergarten teachers have a very hard job, but one thing we can’t imagine is that even remembering the names of kindergarten children is a physical job. Kindergarten teachers complain that they are too tired.

According to different naming patterns, the types of names given by contemporary parents to their children can be roughly divided into the following types. The first type of parents still stubbornly name their children various "Xin, Xi, Zi, Xuan". , Han" and other names.

However, because there are too many such names and they are too bad, there are fewer and fewer students calling them "Zi Han". This era is slowly passing.

The second naming mode is to use the father's surname plus the mother's surname to give the child a four-character name. The rate of duplication of names in this type of name is greatly reduced, and the four-character pattern is also more distinctive. .

The name has its own personality, but it still seems a bit weird to the teacher, because this combination often produces some very convoluted and weird names, such as "Cao Zhenghaoxuan" and "Zhu Muli" .

And the most embarrassing thing is that if the parents are separated due to marital discord, it will be embarrassing for the child to be called a name composed of the parents' surnames, and they will have to change their names.

The third naming pattern involves the extensive use of traditional Chinese characters and rare characters. This is also the situation that most upsets teachers. A teacher once complained that half of the students in the class had uncommon characters in their names.

When teachers ask questions in class, they often dare not ask students to answer questions because they are afraid of mispronunciation of these words. Sometimes, if they mispronounce the words, their ignorance will be exposed. .

At least teachers can handle the three naming patterns listed above, but now there is a very unconventional naming pattern for young parents, which is really hard to accept.

The more bizarre the name, the more bizarre it is. For example, someone on the Internet revealed that his name is "Baby". The key is that he is still a boy. It is difficult to imagine that this boy will have children when he is seventy or eighty years old. What to call him.

Some parents like to play games and call their children "King of Glory". Some parents like martial arts novels and call their children all kinds of very middle-class names. These names often make teachers unbearable. Stop laughing.

The advantage of choosing this kind of name is that it is very personal and can definitely turn the child into the most handsome boy in the crowd. However, the biggest disadvantage is that it is too personal, and the child himself may not accept that he has it. Such a weird name.

Therefore, this kind of naming method should be avoided as much as possible. The child's name should follow the child throughout his life. When the child graduates and enters society, the name will be the first impression that others have on him.

A good name with connotation can make people remember it. An overly weird name will make people feel that this person is also a little weird, and even cause misunderstandings, which is extremely detrimental to the future development of the child.

Therefore, parents must not brand their children with a lifelong weird mark just for the sake of temporarily expressing their individuality. We don’t even know whether the child wants to be called this name, so be cautious. Try as well.

The kindergarten teacher also gave parents some advice when choosing names. For example, when choosing names, be careful to use rare and traditional Chinese characters with unclear meanings to avoid self-defeating.

Some rare words that are not commonly used look very personal, but in fact they are derogatory words. Children should never be called. Such words will not make others feel educated, but will make people laugh. .

Although four-letter names show individuality and are catchy, not all combinations of parents’ surnames are suitable for children. You should be cautious when choosing such names.