I need a very cold joke.

There is a loaf of bread. It was hungry and ate itself. ...

There is a bean sprouts, lovelorn, and then a cry on the germination. ...

Xiaoming got a crew cut. When he returned to the classroom, his classmates laughed at him for being ugly. He was surprised when the teacher came to the classroom and saw him. He asked who was so ugly. Xiao Ming couldn't bear it any longer. He turned and ran out of the classroom crying, running crying, and then he flew. ...

Dear, I still have many cold jokes, please adopt them in time! ! !