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Humorous sentences that mobile phones are more important than people.

Humorous sentences that mobile phones are more important than people:

1, I can't live without you. You have become an inseparable part of my life, dear mobile phone.

2. See how good I am to you. I will raise you first, and then raise myself. I will depend on you to support myself from now on.

In this era of rapid development of high technology, can you and I become interdependent partners? -Honey, cell phone

I picked up the book and read it for a while. As a result, my mobile phone became jealous. Then I picked up my mobile phone and comforted for two hours.

5, mobile phone, you let go of my hand, be reserved, don't do this.

6, feelings of this kind of thing, talk more, it will fade. Now all I think about every day is how to work hard, make friends and eat and drink everywhere. I just want to say that everyone can't live without it, and the only thing that can't live without it is the mobile phone.

7. I have no intention to study hard recently, and I always repent silently after making mistakes. My life seems to be inseparable from books. I really feel that mobile phones are so boring. I seriously doubt that I am not born after 90.

8. I cherish my job, which makes me feel alone. Other times, I live by instinct. The lazier I am, the lazier I am. I don't know when I started, and I became a person who can't live without my mobile phone. I don't know where to quit. Only work can make me put down my mobile phone, which looks a little human.

9. Who can't live without it? Some people can't live without cigarettes, some people can't live without sugar, and some people can't live without mobile phones. You are more important than these! ? All right, go to bed ... bye.

10, now the mobile phone is an indispensable personal item for us, but how do we feel kidnapped by the mobile phone? I want to throw it away. I can't live without it. I can only describe it in one word!

1 1. Life is a little different from what I thought. I thought I could concentrate on one place, but I was often distracted by various odds and ends. I thought I could concentrate on my textbooks if I kept them clean on the table next to me. In the end, I still can't live without my mobile phone.