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Funny blessing jingle in the live broadcast room

Funny greeting jingles in the live broadcast room

Funny greeting jingles in the live broadcast room, wishing each other well, wishing you good luck and good luck. When you send your wishes, you are also releasing goodwill and wishing your life is rich and colorful. After reading the funny greeting jingles in the live broadcast room I shared, choose one to send!

Funny greeting jingle in the live broadcast room 1

1. from a pot of wine among the flowers, free cigarettes; Till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon, have no money; Have sex when you wake up, and you pay when you are drunk. Shall goodwill ever be secure?, don't worry about eating and drinking!

2. Fart is the breath of life. Take a breath to keep fit. It's okay to squeeze hard and suffocate your body.

3. It's not cost-effective to think about it, so I have to lie on my stomach and be beheaded. So far I don't know what to do, so I have to sigh alone!

4. The sky is grey, the ground is grey, and the maple leaves are frosty. Medium, medium and flat, medium and flat.

5. When the house leaks, it rains continuously, and the appetite of children increases in famine years.

6. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, you don't have to worry about combing your hair with beef tendon. It keeps folding and twisting. What are you worried about?

7. I'm cesium, golden yellow, and the container broke when I entered the water.

8. I am your ape, sitting on your kang, your mother burns incense for me, your father kowtows to me, your grandmother gives me jiaozi, and your grandfather is my big fat boy!

9. I'm germanium, but my lattice and infrared window can act as a shell.

1. There is an answer, which is called Mm-hmm. There is a kind of brain damage called mountain cannon. There is an alternative, called the road.

11. It can be cold and cooked, and it is called Tongren Rice Tofu.

12. The sky is grey and wild, and rabbits can play hooligans.

13. Since ancient times, there have been no heroes in our school, and local ruffians and hooligans have been running around the school, but dogs don't know Yan Ruyu, and they also say that beautiful women are nowhere to be found.

14. The sky is grey and wild, and there are four lines on the composition paper.

15. The sky is grey and wild, poor shortsighted programmer.

16. After graduating from school, I was full of blood, stepped into the society, came to the company, and worked hard for the future with all my skills.

17. When the sun came out, I swung on the swing. After swinging, I swung on the wire. Suddenly, there was a high-voltage electricity. I was beaten into the palace of the king of hell. I lit a cigarette for the king of hell. The king of hell praised me as a good boy. Year after year, I finally returned to the world.

18. The mutton pancakes are delicious, and a bowl of mutton noodles. Have a full stomach and work hard, and your mouth is still greedy.

19. Buffalo Buffalo, first out of the horns, then out of the head ~ Your father and mother bought you roast mutton. If you don't eat, give it to the dog. If the dog doesn't eat, I'll give it to you!

2, cold test papers, not afraid of getting zero eggs; Lao Tzu has no talent, so he handed in a blank paper; Seeing a beautiful girl, I can't give up; It is better to cheat than to hold back, and to pass the exam than to pass the exam. Don't shout for a report when you are late. The class motto runs. Funny blessing jingle in the live broadcast room 2

1. My talented girl is young and beautiful, proficient in playing, playing and singing, and positive energy! Thank you for coming to join us!

2. No, no,no. Thank you, Big Brother 1314.

3. I am your' night pearl' and you are my rarity.

4. I don't know, I don't know, and I'll give you a small advertisement; How awesome the tendon comb is, you can fold it like clothes, pants and quilts, and keep folding; You can also twist it like clothes, and it won't be bad.

5. I haven't seen the later ones, so I'll introduce them to you.

6, brush a small gift, and the anchor will help you shout for attention.

7. A good master is willing to spend small change.

8. Look at our packaging and appearance. It's fashionable and popular.

9. Getting together is predestined relationship. Come to my live room and make friends!

1 or 2 yuan is nothing, you can't hurt your waist, you can't get things done, you can't buy a house or land.

11. Babies, pay attention to walking and live to ninety-nine, and walk with gifts and live to ninety-nine.

12, ten years and eight years can not be worn out, but it can be passed on to the next generation. Although it is not a family heirloom, it is indispensable for everyone.

13. The customer's mood is our expression!

14 or 2 yuan is common. It's better to eat less chewing gum than to lose the game of sparrows.

15. You can sleep on a pillow for a hundred years, and you don't need to brush your feathers.

16. Thank you, Big Brother 66.

17. If you want to buy something, hurry up. Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should take the shot.

18. A friend will love you all his life, and you will win if you say yes.

19. Take a walk, have a look, have a look, and stop! Pass by, don't miss it!

2. Big Brother welcomes you, waiting for the wind and rain.