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25 cramp jokes.

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1 after watching the black 100-meter race, an old lady said with tears, it's so scary!

Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming.

Scared the guy away, and the rope couldn't stop him!

A colleague, as dependent on his boss as a relative, often makes excuses to ask for leave, and so does his boss. He just asked for leave a few days ago, and the next day he wrote a leave note on the grounds of "sister-in-law getting married". This time, the boss got angry and walked into the office angrily, slapping the leave note on his colleague's desk: You are talking nonsense. My daughter-in-law is getting married. Why don't I know?

After the robbers left, the president said, "Report the case quickly!" The director was about to leave when the president hurriedly said, "Wait! Plus the 5 million we embezzled last time! " The director said, "If only the robbers would come and rob once a month." .

25 cramp jokes.

25 cramp jokes:

1. Once I borrowed money from a female classmate, I wanted to say "I'll pay you back when I get the money" and "I'll take you there when I have money".

2. A buddy gets married and gives a red envelope. My buddy said politely that I don't need to say: that won't work, once a year, you must bring it.

The nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, so she went over and whispered to him, "Little darling!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

4. Sister: Brother, what is Zen? Big Brother: I have chicken legs here. Do you want to eat? Sister: Yes. Big Brother: This is called greed.

When I have a son named Shuai, others will say "handsome dad" when they see me.

6. The panda met a kangaroo who came out of the supermarket angrily and asked, "Why are you so angry?" The kangaroo gasped, "They won't let me in. I have to save the bag first."

7. When I was a child, my father watched me write a composition. There is a simple mistake in writing. The father smiled and said to his mother, "I find your son very stupid." I was in a hurry and said loudly to my father, "Your son is so stupid!"

8. Teacher: "As the monitor, you saw someone playing chess in the self-study class. Why not stop it? " Monitor: "Because chess is not a real gentleman!" " "

9. "Your Majesty, to whom are you going to pass the throne?" "There are too many doctors." Then the ambitious prince killed the doctor, and the first doctor-patient dispute occurred in history.

10, my Xiong Haizi is still doing his homework at ten o'clock in the evening. I: It is too late. Write it tomorrow! Xiong Haizi: No! If my female classmate is delayed copying tomorrow, she won't like me.

1 1. A fool wanted to trade an apple for my ZTE phone, and I immediately agreed. Then, I gave him my mobile phone, and he took out a round and big red Fuji from his bag and gave it to me!

12. When I got home, I saw my eldest son beating my youngest son. I stopped shouting, grabbed my eldest son by the ear and asked, why did you hit your brother? The eldest son said unconvinced, I'll help you practice the trumpet.

13, actually, I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, English grammar, historical and political complexity and information, but it just can't, can't, can't.

14, Bajie followed the master to learn the scriptures, but he didn't lose weight after eating so many vegetarian dishes, which shows that vegetarians can't lose weight.

15, it is said that in front of the person you like, your IQ will get lower. Can't I fall in love with the math teacher?

16, Dayu didn't enter the house for three times, but his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed him in those years, and missed him in those years of love.

17, Erjiaozi got married and woke up the next day. Jiaozi found a meatball lying next to her and asked the meatball: Where is my daughter-in-law? The meatball said, damn it, you can't recognize him naked!

18, I just saw a news that a five-or six-year-old boy will be kicked out by a woman when he enters the women's bathroom. I still don't believe it. I just tried it. It's true. My son and I were kicked out as soon as we entered the door.

19, I want to ask a girl out that day. It took a long time to make a phone call. As a result, her father answered the phone I said excitedly: hello, uncle, is aunt at home? I want to ask her out to play.

20. Walking the dog downstairs, a little girl ran to the dog and asked me, "Aunt, can you touch the dog?" Me: "Call Sister!" Little girl: "Aunt, can you touch your sister?"

2 1. In the classroom, Amin put his lunch box in front of Hua next door and said, "Try my meal." Hua scooped up a spoonful and fed it into his mouth. "Did you see it?" Amin added.

22. I didn't play well in the glory of the king before, and my friends always scolded me. Then I practiced hard for a season, and he couldn't scold me.

When I was a child, my mother taught me to use chopsticks. She will hit me if she can't learn for a long time. Now that I'm grown up, I teach my mother how to use a mobile phone, but she can't learn for a long time and still hit me.

24. A friend came to my house to see that my goldfish was well kept and asked me the secret. After all, he is my good friend, so I told him my six-word secret of raising fish: change more water and change fish frequently!

25. When I was shopping, the security guard at the door called me, "Wait a minute, what's in your bulging clothes?" I lifted my coat angrily and shouted, "it's meat, it's meat!" My own. "

Any short jokes?

Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions.

Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam! Then the man roasted the squid. ..