English jokes about the Spring Festival

At noon, two friends at home, my people are unlikely to drink, and want to go downstairs to Japan to promote Colombia. As soon as he reached the door, he saw a small card hanging on the doorknob, so I took a closer look. It said: Please don't disturb your sleep after playing mahjong all night. The next morning, when I went downstairs and passed by the door of Brother Xing's house, I saw a small card still hanging on the doorknob. I glanced at it, and the content on the card changed, changed: drunk, don't disturb.

Listing for the new year

At noon, two friends came home. I'm not very good at drinking, so I want to go downstairs to accompany Brother Xing. On arriving at his door, he saw a small card hanging on the doorknob. I took a closer look, and it said: Please don't disturb your sleep after playing mahjong all night. The next morning, when I passed brother Xing's house downstairs, I saw a small card hanging on the doorknob. As soon as I saw it, the content on the card was changed to: drunk, please don't disturb.

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Eight benefits of spring work

1. At the end of a high hit rate, all companies are laying off employees, but only it recruitment. Isn't this obvious to tell the public that their human resources are seriously inadequate? At this time, if someone goes to find a candidate, make sure to pick one. There are few foreign talent competitions, so I go home to reunite with my relatives.

Eight benefits of job hunting during the Spring Festival.

1. High hit rate. All companies are laying off employees at the end of the year, but it is recruiting. Isn't it obvious to the public that its human resources are seriously inadequate? At this time, if someone goes to apply, they must choose one. There is not much competition. Foreign talents go back to their hometown to visit relatives.

The mission of the company is to have a new year's meal

This year, during the Spring Festival in the company, the manager was drunk and vomited in the toilet. It happened that a male employee was urinating. The manager said angrily, How can the wine be drunk? The man heard an emergency stop, but he didn't get out of his ass. The manager was furious: Damn it! Who opened the bottle?

Have a reunion dinner in the company.

This year, during the Spring Festival in the company, when we had a reunion dinner together, the manager got drunk and threw up in the toilet. There happened to be a male employee peeing, and the manager said angrily, why did you pour the wine when you agreed not to drink it? When the man heard the sound of emergency stop, he didn't expect to hold his breath. The manager was furious: Shit! Who opened another bottle?