Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Red wine, yellow wine, white wine, wine txt complete set download

Red wine, yellow wine, white wine, wine txt complete set download

Red wine, yellow wine, white wine, txt novel attachment has been uploaded to Baidu network disk, click to download for free:

Content preview:

Spring is blooming.

Spring is here again. The cat calls spring and the poisonous snake slithers away.

Luoyang City of Wei State.

Luoyang City is lively again. If you are short of money, you will be deceived and deceived.

"Good wine, good wine, hahaha..." A bold laughter came from a small shop in Luoyang City.

Drunks are bold and unrestrained. Li Taibai wrote: "If you are proud of life, you must have all the joy, and don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon." That's it. Of course, people usually talk nonsense when they are drunk. Nonsense is usually big talk, and big talk is usually bold.

As expected, the drunkard continued to be bold and bold: "Waiter, bring the good wine from your shop, I will drink all your wine today!"

The waiter did not dare to neglect. , hurriedly got the wine.

The drunk man turned to someone at the same table and said, "Do you know why I drank all their wine?"

The man didn't speak.

The drunk man didn't care, and laughed to himself: "Because I think the wine in their store is good wine. Hahaha!"

"What a bad joke. "The man finally uttered a word.

"Zheng Captou, your wine." The waiter served the wine very quickly.

It turns out that this drunk man is a head catcher. In those days, head-catching was quite serious. The children all sang a nursery rhyme: I picked up a penny on the side of the road and gave it to the catcher's uncle. The uncle took the money and slapped me in the face. I said in pain...