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According to the oral statement, entary impulse, the offspring of the crisis!
7. My biggest weakness is lack of money.
My biggest emergency room is only.
13, bitch is melodramatic, bitch is affectionate.
The female base is hypocritical, and Zuo Shi is full of feelings.
14, bad guys need strength, and scum need taste more.
Bad guys need strength, scum needs taste.
15, I can't find my favorite umbrella, so I'd rather get wet.
I can't find my love umbrella, I only found one.
50. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.
My brain cells yesterday.
Please don't say "hold your hand and grow old with your son" because I want to have black hair.
Please don't hold hands. Standard: Let me see your heart in bed.
78. The little girl selling flowers took my hand and said, Big Brother, buy flowers. I can see at a glance that you are a playboy.
79. A light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.
Ask a question: Why do birds sit on a line with weak love? The best explanation is chatting online.
80. Hold your head high, throw away snacks, put down your mobile phone, dry your tears, and stop bothering yourself, girl, you still have a future.
Snack bar owner, throw away your mobile phone, dry your tears and stop torturing yourself, girl, you have a future.
Qq Signature Sad English
1, love means hello and being needed by the other person.
Good. Love is that you need to be with each other.
My tears can only prove my sadness.
My tears can only prove my sadness.
3. Love is a little intoxicated and a little heartbroken.
Love is taking away a little, a little heartbreak.
4. If you have obstacles in your heart, you will want to love but dare not love.
In your mind, the process of the story is too perfect and the ending is too sad.
8. Forgive me for rejecting people thousands of miles away and treating you like life.
Forgive me for lying thousands of miles away.
37. On your way to happiness, there will be traces of me.
In the company, yes, do you need it or not? I've been there.
67. The world is changing, and the only constant is always changing.
Well, it should be called autism.
70. If you can be happy and stable in this life, who wants to be displaced?
If you can be happy and safe in this life, eors, bear Chu.
Qq signature English inspirational
1, the road you choose, you have to walk on your knees. The road they choose, kneeling is also first-class, or flying comes from our inner fear.
29. Surpassing yourself in the past can make you invincible tomorrow.
Beyond the past, in order to make you invincible, tomorrow will be more magnificent.
40. The eagle strikes the sky and the wind is strong, and Pengfei waves in spring.
The eagle is in a river.
If you don't come back in the prime of life, it will be difficult to get up in the morning.
Today is not a tough morning.
46. The mountain road twists and turns, but after all, it extends towards the peak.
The mountain road is too narrow to be our fortress of life.
64. Difficulties contain victory, and failure breeds success.
Victory is hard to contain, and failed success is gestating.
65. Only by completing an ordinary journey can a great goal be achieved.
The night is beautiful only when it is perfect.
This kind of work is really not suitable for people, only for horses.
This is the result of accumulation.
76. Don't say goodbye when you are young and don't wave when you are old.
Don't say goodbye when you are young and don't wave when you are old.
77. Without contempt, patience and struggle, there is no destiny that can be conquered.
No fate can be conquered by contempt and struggle.
78. The deceased, like a husband, stayed up all night.
It goes like this. Schiff, day and night.
79. When you realize yourself, people belong to since the enlightenment, and people don't measure others.
When people realize themselves, instead of being natural.
80. Nothing is impossible except the unexpected.
There are only things that are thought of, and nothing that is impossible.
Qq Personalized English Signature
1. Even if time goes by slowly, my love for you will not change.
Even though time passes slowly, tears, we leave a pile of terrible fragments.
29. I miss you quietly in the middle of the night, and my tears keep flowing.
Miss you quietly in the middle of the night and let the tears flow.
30. The pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.
Those leaves and the pain of disappointment are silent.
3 1. It hurts to hum your favorite songs, to read your letters, and even to be silent.
I will love you forever, and you will see the pain, even if it is silent.
32. I recognized you in the vast sea of people, which is my insistence.
In the vast sea of people, I recognized you, which is my persistence.
I can't remember the past, and I can't find it.
I can't recall the past, and I can't find what I once had.
34. Being ugly is not your intention, but God has a little temper.
It's not your intention to be ugly, but God has a little temper.
35. The person you were so obsessed with is lost now.
You are so obsessed with love, but our happiness comes from love.
50. Hold it in your hand, but it will slip through your fingers.
Hold it in your hand, but the fingers pass by.
5 1, I will feed my loneliness and then warm you.
I noticed that today's things never leave.
57. Despair is the perfect expectation, and expectation is the longest despair.
Despair is the most perfect expectation and expectation is the longest despair.
58. There is a road in the world. If there are many people walking, there is no road.
There is an e so cold and not crazy.
6 1, flowers bloom on the other side, but there is nothing in front of Naihe Bridge.
Go back to the other side of the ice floe, if I have never met you.
Ask not what others have done for you, ask what you have done for others.
Ask not what others have done for you, ask what you have done for others.
7 1, I will accompany you all the way, don't give up on me.
Sometimes it's best to be alone. Nobody hurt you.
79. I won't depend on others because I'm fed up with disappointment.
I won't depend on others, because I'm tired of disappointment.
80. Only Li Bai, who doesn't hurt his hand, has no love that doesn't break up.
Only hands that don't hurt stand, not just love.
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