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What do the underworld think of Buddhists?
1 afterlife 2 samsara 3 samsara 4 @ Evil @
Needless to say, the best.
Metempsychosis is also quite good.
Samsara is also good.
Evil people will soon cross over!
So you're not really dead at all! ! Just different bodies.
Question 2: What do the underworld think of Buddhists? Ghosts and gods respect each other, Buddhist!
Question 3: How does the underworld view that people who read Buddha are very happy?
Question 4: What do the underworld think of Buddhists who practice quickly, convert to Buddhism and go to Amitabha? Compassionate people don't go to hell after they die, and eight bodhisattvas have also been introduced to the west, which are all mentioned in the Amitabha Sutra and the Pharmacist Sutra.
Question 5: What do the underworld think of Buddhists? Most of them have five kinds of connections. When you see someone chanting Buddha, you know whether it is true or false. They will respect truth and hate falsehood. If they hadn't been cheated by fake monks, they might have returned to Elysium all their lives.
Question 6: "Can people in the underworld recite Buddha by themselves?" In my opinion, if a person is dying, he will feel it, and so will all beings in the underworld. At this time, it is best to recite the names of Buddha and Bodhisattva, and it is best not to yell at others, because many bad ghosts and gods can become the appearance of the deceased.
Question 7: Will people be bullied when they die in the underworld? First stop in the underworld, the local land temple.
The dead who have just passed away are called living souls. The corpse was decomposed four times, and after about 12 hours, that is, the carrier carrying the energy of life information was separated from the corpse. The soul will be very painful in the process of leaving the body, so it is best for the family not to move his body to alleviate his pain.
About eight hours after the death of the dying man, his body completely cooled down, knowledge escaped from his body, and he was freed. But the light he saw gradually disappeared and his mind became confused. For three and a half days, he suddenly woke up for a moment, not knowing that he was dead, calling the names of his family and seeking their help. Or you can find your family. For example, in a dream, you talk to your family, but you turn a blind eye to them. No matter how hard you try, you can't get their attention. You feel very sad, angry and depressed, just like a fish suffering in hot sand. When I found that I had no figure, no reflection in the mirror and no footprints on the ground, I finally realized that I had passed away. The shock of admitting that he was dead was enough to make him faint.
There are land temples in every place, some of which are invisible to the naked eye, but they are real, giving me the same feeling as the yamen seen on TV, with antique decoration. There is a local household registration book on a brown-red desk in the middle, which records the local mountains and rivers, population, livestock, personnel and so on. As the saying goes, one side of the soil and water supports one side, one side of the land protects one side, and the birth and death of a soul must go through the local land temple.
Although the earth is in a low position, it is a well-known god, and everyone dares not collide. It is also an important messenger to communicate with gods from all walks of life in the world. From the transmission of epigrams to the incineration of money worship, it is inseparable from the help of the land father. When someone reaches the end of his life, the Yin soldiers will escort the deceased to the Land Temple with heady cards and tickets, and the Land Association will open the local household registration book for verification. The dead people belong to the local people, and they are really dead. After verifying that they have no religious beliefs one by one, they will stamp the local stamps on the tickets and pass through the underworld. On both sides of the case, there are two access points, one is the direct road to the western paradise, and the other is the road to the underworld. An entrance is bright and an entrance is extremely dark. Yin soldiers crush ghosts into evil wind and embark on the road of death.
Second, the second stop of the underworld, Huang Quan Road.
It is often said that the road to the dead is not easy, and there is no difference between the old and the young. That's true. Looking up at the dead end, I can't see the sun, moon and stars, looking down, I can't see the dust, looking forward, I can't see Yangguan Road, looking back, I can't see my relatives and friends. Some people may ask, the family of the deceased burned paper cows, paper horses and paper carts for the deceased. Why not use these tools on the road?
I don't know that the soul of the deceased can't be called a ghost at this time, only when it enters the capital can it be called a real ghost. Disciples of the regular Tangkou are even more aware of it. Sometimes, buying longevity and robbing the soul is to rob the soul on this ecliptic, because everything has changed for the better before entering the capital. In today's words, Huang Quan Road can be regarded as an accident-prone area. Now I think of the first time I took the ecliptic, and my heart is still so nervous and sour. When I think of the feelings of my deceased relatives when I take the ecliptic, I can't be filial to my children and grandchildren, and my eyes are full of tears. The road to death is bumpy. Some souls of all walks of life cry and refuse to leave, some are full of sweet words to please the Yin soldiers, and some are straight and stunned ... People have the strongest sense of survival, but how many people can come back to life on this dead road? No matter how the soul implores and tries to escape, it can't get rid of the chains of death in the hands of the Yin soldiers and walk back all the way. No matter how tired your soul is, ghosts will not let you rest and delay your trip. You must leave this dead end as soon as possible. Tell a joke, there is no inn at a dead end, and no matter how much money there is at a dead end, it is no use. The destination is a place, the capital of death.
Third, the third stop in the underworld, Wangxiangtai.
Out of Huangni Road, I went to Wangxiangtai. As the old saying goes, once you get to Wangxiangtai, you will never come back. There is a high stone platform, which exudes a cool air and sits on the road for a walk. You can go back and write three terracotta characters. There is almost no possibility of coming back to life on the terrace on the way home, and it is almost time for the body to be buried in the cabinet. This homecoming observatory is made by Guanyin Bodhisattva. He is merciful in the south, caring for the true feelings of all beings and caring for his relatives at home. Let the dead soul stand on the platform of homesickness and take a last look at their hometown, since ... >>
Question 8: Can Buddhists see ghosts and gods with their eyes open? I remember there seems to be a Buddha's eye with yin and yang eyes. ......
The eye of heaven can see six ways, the eye of yin and the underworld ... generally speaking, it is enough to practice meditation and recite Buddha frequently. There's nothing mysterious about it. ....
Question 9: Do Buddhists still need to do "Buddhist things" such as reincarnation? It turns out that people who believe in Buddhism should not help fools, but do Buddhist things such as bringing them back to life and sending them to the library. In order to bring back the dead, there are no Buddhist scriptures, which were forged by later generations. Sending it to the library is to be a ghost after death, and buy the cost of being a ghost in advance. You can't live if you want to be a ghost. Don't do it without doing it. If you have already done it, you should make it clear to Mou, a Buddhist disciple who just wants to die, that what he did before can be used to help ghosts and ghosts, and will not become an obstacle in previous lives. Shousheng, blood basin, sun, lunar, vision, kitchen king, fetal bone, pink beads, wonderful sand and other Buddhist scriptures. Forged by others, no reading. Fools don't know how to read Mahayana sutra, but they believe in this false sutra. You must come back to life, break the hell, and break the lake of blood in order to feel at ease. Reasonable people refuse to believe it because it is false. You should know that in doing Buddhism, only chanting Buddha is the greatest merit. It will be of great benefit to invite a righteous monk to read Buddha with the money from coming back to life, breaking hell and breaking blood lake. Since ancient times, in the spread of Buddhism, Master Yin Guang's "faithfulness and repetition" has been disturbed by some folk beliefs and various similar methods of attaching laws. People without wisdom will still believe it, and their knowledge will be reversed. So here, Master Yin Guang pointed out what should not be done. People who read Buddhist books should have wisdom, faith and correct views, and don't imitate those stupid people. So, what do these stupid people do? He is eager to do some ridiculous Buddhist things. There is a kind of Buddhism called "life for life", and there is a Buddhist sutra called "Life for life". This scripture is false, but many people believe it. What does Shousheng Jing mean? It is said that in the underworld, some ghosts want to be reincarnated and invest in a rich family (a good place). He has to borrow some money from the underworld first, so that he can invest in a good place. Borrow capital first (just like doing business, it needs capital), but when he becomes a human being, at the end of his life, those ghosts urge him to pay back the money, or he will suffer such a disaster. Therefore, it is necessary to "bring back the dead" and burn a lot of paper before many ingots can come back. This is a kind of. There is also a "posting library". To "send the library" is to be a ghost after death, but to enjoy happiness in the ghost road. So he has to prepare some money in advance (burning a lot of paper houses, tall buildings and a lot of money) for future expenses. Just burn these things, not to mention it's a pleasure to be a ghost in the future. There is also a view that reciting the Buddha's name will get an ingot. The more you read, the more you will use in the future. These are all within the scope of "sending the library". Here, Yin Zu said that these "resurrection" Buddhist scriptures were not real Buddhist scriptures, but forged by later generations; "Jiku", if you want to be a ghost after death, you can't live even if you read Buddha. Therefore, these people are very stupid people. He will come up with these things and do them persistently. What Yin Zu put forward here are all the problems that were often encountered in those days, so I'm here to tell you that if you haven't done such Buddhist things as "life for life" and "sending it to the library", don't do such Buddhist things. If you do this Buddhism, you should do something to save it, and sincerely tell the Buddha that disciple XXX just wants to go to the West, and all the money he used to make in the underworld, such as "making a fortune", will be used to help those ghosts. In this way, your change of heart will not become an obstacle to the western paradise. A Buddhist must make a wish, corresponding to Amitabha's wish, and you should not correspond to the ghost road. Amitabha's wish is to accept us to die, and then we make a wish to die. These two wishes can solve the problem of life and death as soon as they are linked. Therefore, it is very important to make a wish in return, which belongs to the category of wisdom. Therefore, we understand the Pure Land Sutra, the great compassion of Amitabha, and the conditions for becoming a monk, which means that our vows have a clear direction without any ambiguity. When we have the right idea about this letter, these stupid practices will leave. In addition, Yin Zu listed some popular pseudo-scriptures at that time, besides the Buddhist saying "Shousheng Sutra", there was also the Blood Basin Sutra. The full name of Blood Basin Sutra is Blood Basin Sutra of Manglietia Orthodox Church. He said that once the village went to the underworld and found a blood basin in hell (blood basin refers to the menstrual blood of those women and the blood of giving birth to children), where many women suffered. Omura was very sad and asked the Buddha what to do. The Buddha said that these women should be filial to their parents, convert to the Three Treasures, do blood basin fasting, read blood basin scriptures, and so on, in order to solve the suffering of the blood pool in hell. Many people still believe in this sutra, so they have done blood basin fasting, blood basin therapy and so on ... >>
Question 10: Buddhists can't go to the west and the underworld. What kind of Buddhist can die ~ Amitabha
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