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Third grade English holiday handwritten newspaper

Making English handwritten newspapers can enhance students' English learning enthusiasm, enhance the effectiveness of English teaching, and improve students' English communicative ability. Below is what I brought to you, I hope you like it.

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< p> English holiday vocabulary

1. January 1st New Year's Day

2. February 2nd World Wetlands Day

3. February 14th Valentine Valentine's Day

4. International Women's Day on March 8th

5. China Arbor Day on March 12th

6. White on March 14th Valentine's Day White Day

7. International Policemen's Day on March 14th

8. World Consumer Rights Day on March 15th

9.3 World Forest Day on March 21st

10.World Sleep Day on March 21st

11.World Water Day on March 22nd

12. World Meteorological Day on March 23rd

13. World Tuberculosis Day on March 24th

14. April Fools' Day on April 1st

< p>15. Tomb-sweeping Day on April 5th

World Health Day on January 7th

17.World Earth Day on April 22nd

18. April 26 World Intellectual Property Day

19. May 1 International Labor Day International Labor Day

20. May 3 World Asthma Day < /p>

        

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears pletely normal?" "Nothing is easier ," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." "Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, ' Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

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p> "Doctor, can you tell me," Bob asked, "how do you tell that a seemingly normal person is mentally retarded?" "It doesn't get any easier than that," the doctor said. Answer, "Ask him a simple question, so simple that everyone knows the answer. If he doesn't answer clearly, then you know what's going on." "Then what kind of question should you ask?" "Well, You can ask, 'Captain Cook traveled around the world three times, but during one of them he died. Which time was it?'" Bob thought for a while and replied nervously, "You can't ask another question. ? Frankly speaking, I don’t know much about history. ”