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Talk about idleness and boredom.

1. Is love a spiritual opium or a boring pastime at the end of the century?

2. If you are honest, you will give up hypocrisy; With enrichment, you will abandon boredom; With pragmatism, you will abandon impetuousness. Whether it is intentional abandonment or accidental loss, as long as it is really owned, at some point, isn't generous abandonment also a realm?

3. The most terrible thing in life is calmness and boredom. Those wonderful memories about you make my life no longer monotonous. Living alone in this city, a winter snow reminds me of you. I don't think we will be as irreplaceable as before. We will never love as hard as before until we get hurt and leave.

4. Don't look for me when you are bored, which makes me look redundant.

I don't miss you very much. I just miss you when I'm bored. Maybe I'm bored.

6. I was bored in junior high school and went back to my alma mater. I overheard the school teacher educating students not to fall in love. Listen carefully and laugh directly. The teacher said: "you can only play with our friends in junior high school;" Playing friends in high school can only play the whole of Chongqing; But when you go to college, you can't play all over the country, but you can also play abroad ... so, you'd better go to college and fall in love again! "

7. Walking alone at a boring intersection.

8. The boring days passed day by day.

9. Since I tried to bury you, I have gradually felt that life is so boring ... I vomit crazily every day, but I feel too idle. Sometimes I really don't want to sit bored, but I don't know where to go when I stand up, and I feel that there is a lot of free time everywhere …

10, bored to sleep.

1 1. Life is actually made up of countless boredom. If you are already nervous and full of work or study, more boredom should be regarded as relaxation. Why does it always make sense? Why are you so tired? If your work and study are relaxing or even boring, then you can find some interests and enrich yourself! Being bored means you are thinking about the way out.

12, you are so boring, you must find a way to make yourself not bored.

13, Emma still watches Altman, which is very exciting, and everything else is too boring.

14, what's the boring elephant photo? It's really boring

15, the motherland has not yet been reunified, but I am bored and ashamed of my holiday!

16, one day a buddy was really bored and joked with his girlfriend. He said, "A man sent me a message saying that he is your husband." His girlfriend blurted out, "How is that possible? He doesn't know your number. "

17, watching football in China.

18, don't come to me when you are bored, or I will be redundant.

19, now the machine is very busy, people are very idle, bored and decadent.

20. Every time I talk to you about something that even I find boring, I just want to talk to you more.

2 1, I will stick to surfing the Internet when I have a fever during the holiday, and I will think it is terminal cancer when I sneeze in class.

22, too greedy, dissatisfied, bad temper, no mood, pretending to love to laugh, nervous, bored, incompetent, negative emotional intelligence, no one knows, there is no need to be happy.

23. It turns out that boredom is so boring.

24. There is nothing wrong with the birds during the day, and there is nothing wrong with the birds at night. Is it boring enough?

25. Can the signature be a little creative? It's all about my period. It is so boring.

26. When bored, the hand will unconsciously turn on the phone, turn over a few pages of functions and then turn off the screen.

Once a stupid person has nothing to do, he will be bored in all aspects. To be an idle person, you need to be versatile, highly cultivated, or have a unique mind.

28. The meaning of doing anything is really not gorgeous. I want to look bored, because I am bored. That's all.

29. You will find me boring to accompany you and watch your favorite channels with you.

30. Boredom is because there is nothing to do. When you have something to do, you won't be bored. The main theme of life is work. Idle people like me have squandered the convenience and entertainment brought by their parents' work, and I regret it.

Wechat is very chatty on weekends.

Wechat tells classic articles 1. Golden sunshine warms people's hearts; The flaming maple leaves make my thoughts flow at my fingertips; The blue sea is full of warm space; The lush forests make happiness stronger and stronger. Friend, I wish you a happy late autumn!

2. Go to the weekend again and again, and don't bother to find Duke Zhou, who will accompany you to travel to other countries. As we all know, making butterflies in Shandong is not unusual, and cliches are nothing. My most sincere blessing is: Have a nice weekend!

However, we made 1000 phone calls and urged her for 1000 times before she began to walk towards us. Zuo Si was looking forward to the weekend, enjoying leisure, taking a walk in the street for exercise, getting together with friends and traveling to the suburbs, talking nonsense about Kan Kan, being happy around, and always being happy and sweet.

From Monday to Friday, I work hard, I am busy every day, and I have to be a slave. I'm afraid of making mistakes and being fired. When the weekend came, I was liberated, forgot my troubles and worries, and felt very comfortable.

5. Immersed in affectionate thoughts, it makes people warm; Melting happiness is exciting; Full of affectionate attachment, making people emotional; A short message full of blessings filled all the weekends. Have a nice weekend!

6. It's the weekend, relax and let go of all the pressure; Relax and let the troubles disappear without a trace; Walk around and let nature ripple your thoughts; Entertainment, put into action for joy; Contact and communicate with friends more!

7. A friend is a breeze that cools you down in hot weather. Friends are green tea, which will relieve your worries when you are tired; Friends are carefree fans who comfort you when you are depressed; Friends are happy. I wish you happiness forever and have a nice weekend!

8. When the weekend comes, I will give you a nagging: Have fun, eat well, sleep well and have a good chat; When you are tired, you will lie down and read the information bored. I wish I didn't have too much, but not too much. Have a nice weekend!

9. The weekend is coming again, and happiness is the most important thing; Work first, pressure drives away; Party or travel, entertainment can not be less; Accompanied by three or five friends, relaxed and happy; May you feel happy and happiness cover you!

10. I'm tired, so it's time to have a good rest and give myself a vacation; Life is tired, I want to go out for a walk to release my mood; Have a cup of coffee and chat, and you will meet happiness tomorrow. Have a good sleep and have fun at the weekend.

1 1. The mood gave up depression and chose happiness, and the body drove away fatigue and chose to relax. I break the silence and choose to bless you. I wish you a relaxing weekend. I wish you peace and happiness!

12. When the weekend comes, friends say hello 1000000. May your troubles be forgotten. At 8 o'clock, small wealth is not unusual. A good poker player has a wonderful life of 7 colors and 6 colors. He is in a good mood all year round. Good things follow two and three, and happiness continues 1.

13. Comfortable, warm and full of weekend atmosphere; Sweetness and joy spread in the festive atmosphere. A sincere blessing expresses the deep meaning of the heart. I wish you: have a good mood at the weekend!

14. Busy life is wonderful, life challenges are perfect, love is smooth, career is successful, and life has gains and losses. I wish you all the best on the weekend!

15. I send my sincere wishes with 360-degree enthusiasm+180-degree smile +90-degree beauty. I wish you a career of 90 degrees, energy 180 degrees and happiness of 360 degrees! Happy weekend, haha!

16. Bless the rose, it is fragrant; Blessing gives life and is colorful; Blessing gives the mood, and the heart is full of joy; Have a nice weekend, every moment, every minute!

17. Relax and leave a smiling face for yourself; Take a break and leave a space for yourself; Be tolerant and leave yourself a simple one; Indulge yourself and leave yourself a happy life. Have a nice weekend!

18. faint years, year after year; Beautiful memories, scene after scene; Deep in thought, a little bit dotted; Greetings are sent to you in waves: I wish you a happy weekend!

19. Meet with the breeze and spread a refreshing mood; Negotiate with happiness and fill your weekend bags; Meet the bright moon, discuss the starlight, and warmly decorate the coolness of the weekend; I wish you a happy weekend, full of honey and smiling with the wind!

20. Weekends after rain are always so peaceful. Calm down and listen. Time seems to stay at this moment, and the years have not passed here.

Wechat talks about popular articles 1 on weekends. Weekend is really a guy that people love and hate. On the one hand, it relieves your stress, on the other hand, it magnifies your loneliness.

2. Miss you, just like a sunflower misses the sun; Miss you, like morning glory wrapped around the fence; Blessing you is like' colorful' blessing' blue sky'. I hope you are happy every day! I wish you happiness forever and have a nice weekend!

Don't be helpless, busy, indifferent, gentle, and don't give up happiness because of too many pursuits. Work is not the whole of life. Stop your hurried steps and enjoy the infinite fun of life! It's the weekend, have a good rest!

Oh, let a spirited person take risks in his favorite place, don't make the weekend unhappy, be optimistic and worry-free, and come back after the weekend. I wish you a good mood every day, and abandon your stress and troubles!

I have a gift for you when the weekend comes. I need you to pick it up at Xingfu Road, Xingfu Street, Lucky Lane, Jixiang and Jubilee Gate, and get the slogan' Have a nice weekend'. Remember, get it.

6. Happiness Shopping Mall has a clearance sale on weekends, which is fun, laughter and harmony. All of them are sold at a 10% discount. Good luck, happiness, happiness is to buy one get one free and strike hard. Your heart is not as good as action. Come and snap it up!

7. Climb the peak of the weekend, enjoy the charm of overlooking, look at the endless horizon, forget the fatigue of climbing, take a deep breath, exhale sadness, inhale excitement, blow a loud horn, and March next weekend with spirit!

8. The sky is sunny, flowers smile at me, and birds say it's really a good mood to get up early and stay at home on weekends. You can watch TV, sleep, send text messages and say hello. Taking care of yourself is the most important thing. The weekend is here, and I am in a good mood!

9. Hands are quick, feet are brisk, eyes are sharp, voice is soft, mood is relaxed, smile is increasing, and attitude is great. It was the weekend! Friends, happy weekend!

10. Today is the weekend. Let's go! Let's board the comfortable boat together, leave our luggage behind and seek comfort; Let's get on the happy train together, throw away our troubles and collect happiness; Let's board the plane of happiness together, abandon sadness and pursue happiness!

1 1. How did you spend the weekend? Watermelon skin on your head, a big mat under your feet, ice cream in your left hand, herbal tea in your right hand, an electric fan hanging around your waist, nothing to whistle, boring to sleep in the refrigerator, how to cool down, this is how you should spend the weekend!

12. The weekend is here. Have a nice day. Pies fall from the sky. Foot to foot, long RMB; Holding a happy knife, I am sad and dare not rely on it; With a sweet peach in his mouth, happiness comes to hug every day.

13. What are the people keen on? The answer is to send blessings. Blessing is the most common way of communication? The answer is texting. What am I doing now? The answer is to send you a blessing! Have a nice weekend and have fun!

14. Thousands of friends in Qian Qian, I thought of you; There are thousands of numbers in Qian Qian, and I found them. Qian Qian spent ten thousand weekends, and I chose today; Qian Qian has a million words of blessing, and I only express one sentence: You Qian Qian must be happy!

15. No gold or silver on weekends, just to make you laugh. May your smile go from shallow to deep, from the outside to the inside. First, the skin laughs but the flesh doesn't smile, then the skin smiles but the flesh doesn't smile, and finally the skin smiles and the flesh doesn't smile. Long laugh!

16. It's the weekend. Please enjoy the man show for the people who live in the house, sweep the shopping shop, get rid of your worries happily, put your leisurely legs up and be greedy for spicy food. In short, just be happy!

17. Flowers are happy to spread fragrance, breezes are happy to create coolness, streams are happy to touch rocks, sunshine is happy to bathe the earth, and my happiness is to send warm wishes: Have a nice weekend.

18. o weekend wishes should be carefully arranged, happiness first, greetings second, and care is indispensable. Life follows the queue, and peace is not forgotten. Finally, sum up happiness. Have a nice weekend!

19. Please smile at the weekend: Cupid wants to meet you, lucky to meet you, and happiness will meet you. Ruyi will connect you right away, and good luck will come to you! I wish you a happy weekend with a big smile!

Happy weekend through train, carrying my thoughts to you, bringing you long-lasting thoughts and letting you know that I haven't forgotten you. Have a nice weekend.

Wechat is very idle on weekends 1. The so-called weekend is just to go to another place to study.

2. It's harder than cows, and I can't sleep than chickens. The price competition is rocketing, farmers are losing money, the pressure of going to work is great, and the life after work is forced. The weekend is coming, blessings are coming, and life is cruel. You still have to relax and have a good attitude and a happy life every day!

3. It's another warm weekend. Turn off the computer and turn on the phone. Did you receive my blessing? I wish you a happy connection and happiness around you. Hand in hand with health, happy to shake; Keep company with ease and trust with joy. Have a nice weekend!

4. Bring a wisp of spring breeze, pin my thoughts and convey my true feelings; Pick a green leaf, write down my blessings and bring my greetings; Send a short message to convey my heart and care. It's the weekend, have a good time!

5. You can see my sight, but you can't miss me; You cannot leave my side, but you cannot leave my heart; You can run away from my feelings, but you can't run away from my memory. I miss you in my heart and wish you happiness forever.

6. Work is easy and easy to enjoy; Work is sloppy, happy and nervous; Break and emotional stickers; Stop working and put on a warm collar. Have a nice weekend!

7. Bring a spring breeze, pin my thoughts and convey my true feelings; Pick a green leaf, write down my blessings and bring my greetings; Send a short message to convey my heart and care. It's the weekend, have a good time!

8. It's the weekend, the warm bed hugs you, the soft sofa is in close contact with you, the computer and TV become close partners, and eating and sleeping become your wonderful enjoyment. Friends, don't stay at home, come out for a walk and see the world of flowers. Have a nice weekend.

9. I want to pour you a cup of tea, relieve your fatigue, rub your shoulders, eliminate your troubles, tell you jokes, look at your smiling face, and have a nice weekend. The problem is that you have to remind me when the weekend will arrive!

10. The weekend is coming. I wake up naturally when I sleep, have fun when I am happy, laugh when I tremble, play when it is dark, and I am a living immortal when I am idle. As long as you want, happiness is around you!

1 1. Overworked by work and study, it is easy to be physically and mentally exhausted; Life is busy and tasteless, and weekend leisure is precious; Get some sleep before you have fun, and then go shopping in line. Have a nice weekend!

12. Passengers who don't want to go to work, please don't miss the station. The next stop is the "weekend" station! Passengers who get off the bus, please clear your mind and start a new day.

13. Take a walk and find a happy hug. Take a look. Happiness surrounds you. Walking around makes your mood smoother. You laugh, your figure becomes slimmer, you jump, your life becomes better, you scream, and the weekend is coming. You howl at once: Have a nice weekend!

14. 12345, I hope it will be the weekend; Don't miss rest and entertainment, seize the opportunity to be happy. It's the weekend, so join the entertainment stage and have a good time. .

15. Looking forward to, looking forward to, the weekend is coming, and the footsteps of the weekend are getting closer and closer. The mountains moistened, the water rose and the sun blushed. Saturday is like a doll that just landed, new from head to toe, and can't walk yet; Sunday is like a little girl, dressed up and walking with a smile. I really don't want her to go; But on Monday, he was a strong young man with steel arms and waist and legs. He led us forward.

16. You can see my sight, but you can't miss me; You cannot leave my side, but you cannot leave my heart; You can run away from my feelings, but you can't run away from my memory. I miss you in my heart and wish you happiness forever.

17. It's the weekend again. I want to send you a glass of wine, a cradle, a delicious food and a sincere blessing. I wish you a happy weekend and a happy company!

18. This weekend, I decided to launch the "Autumn Harvest Uprising", with the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves, to win your troubles, imprison your worries, isolate your depression, confiscate your change, and invite everyone to have a big meal!

19. No matter how busy you are, you can't be blind, be gentle; No matter how forgetful you are, don't forget your health and enjoy it more; No matter how ruthless you are, you can't neglect your relatives and friends. You should greet them more. Bless you on the weekend, have fun!

20. I wish you: the feeling of happiness continues, good things always follow "two" and "three", cheerful "four seasons are like spring, friends are everywhere in May, life is smooth, good luck continues, and gold and silver resources are rolling. Have a nice weekend!

Say hello, feel comfortable.

1, I gave you my first hug and kiss. You held your hands in your arms, snuggled up to your lips and kissed others. I gave you my best self. Isn't it enough that I love you like this?

2, life is not easy, you don't need to be eager for other people's understanding and recognition, and live your life quietly. If the heart doesn't move, what does wind energy do? If you don't get hurt, the years will be fine.

I'd rather keep silent-than complain to people who don't care about me at all.

4. An open-minded heart can make up for the evil tongue that specializes in slanders. Homer

5. When someone is distressed, tears are tears, otherwise they are just salty body fluids; Being cared for is coquetry, otherwise it is death.

6. Because this life is only for you, I have decided to love you, so I won't give up easily.

7, 9, the light is blocked out of the window by the gentle arc at the top, and only a long and narrow warm color is cut on the rough unpainted old wooden floor. Excessive emotional exertion is also full of cracks. The luxury of youth lies in being sober enough to spend more than 700 nights writing a insincere letter to a person who does not belong to the future. Those youths who once had nowhere to put and were almost full of life once gave us a beautiful and luxurious way to decorate the ordinary and lonely life. If a person's dream can't come true, then only one gesture is good. For example, put on a flying posture, or say a blessing to see the sea in your dream before going to bed.

If you hurt me this time, I will leave you even if I can't bear it.

9. In those days when I was with you, even the air was sweet.

10, the language recorded in the recalled picture carries my thoughts across the sky, and your warm smiling face, like the language recorded in the recalled picture before, tries another perfection in my heart.

1 1. The sun was beautiful that day, just because I saw your smiling face in the crowd.

12, no one will appear in your life for no reason. Everyone's appearance is the power of their own growth and transformation. As much praise as you can bear.

13, I don't have a life that makes people feel inseparable at first sight.

14. When I met him, I felt that the whole world was illuminated.

15, why do you break up now because you basically don't like it? Inappropriate, no future, but you refuse to admit that you like others.

16, kindness is never a bad kindness that shoots anywhere, nor is it a fool who gives his life to feed wolves, nor is it a bottomless pit for everyone. Kindness is like a diamond, which can only shine from the opposite angle. Only those who know how to protect themselves first can protect others. Go through fire and water for someone who is worth it, and don't care too much about others. In this way, your kindness is precious.

17, there will always be a person who smiles at you with a ring and says, please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

18, life is like a dream, there is always someone who regards you as life.

19, seeing you is the reason why I go downstairs to the canteen every day.

One of the biggest breakthroughs in my life is that I no longer worry about what others think of me. After that, I was really free to do what I thought was best for myself. Only when we don't need foreign recognition will we become free. Roy? Martina

2 1, it is the person you love who cured your temper, and it is the person who loves you who put up with your temper.

22. How do you know those unforgettable memories have been thrown into memory?

23. The happiest thing: look up at your watch in class, there is still one minute after school, and broadcast to inform all teachers of the meeting ~ ~

24. How many streets have you walked and how many times will you think of me?

25. I just froze and endured the pain, waiting to be hung like that by you, and finally I endured the pain.

26, in fact, life is very simple, that is, on a sunny day, give the sun a full hug.

27. Do you know what loneliness is? It's like you left me without saying a word, waiting for you and hating you in endless memories and cold wind.

28. Being busy is a kind of happiness, which leaves us no time to experience pain.

29. Good night, tell it to those who have no one to say good night to him.

30, expectation, waiting, failure, life is so tangled.

Very funny, very boring conversation.

1, I don't need to feed you, can you not give me water?

I don't talk easily because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth.

3. Since the space music was replaced by anxiety, it was found that fewer and fewer people ran classes.

You are so charming that you attract countless blind people to compete.

5. You have a great personality. "You are not tall, and your personality is still so bad."

Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount.

7. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.

8. Who will you be with at 22: 22: 22 today?

Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

10, if you use a honey trap, I'll play along.

1 1, the flower of the motherland, I step on one.

12, there are more and more monsters in this world, and there are fewer and fewer Tang Taoists.

13, if two people stare at each other for a long time, it is also a very romantic thing.

14, now that I think about it, kindergartens are still easy to mix.

15, there is only one road, which is called dead end for short.

16, while friends are guarding against the third, the fourth is also busy there.

17, Altman, your mother asked you to go home and repair the nuclear power plant.

18, doomsday. There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

19, don't discharge at me, my mother has a caller ID.

20. When I hope to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

2 1, I am a good man in the life of ideological hooligans.

22. I keep a low profile. I want to lay low. The whole world knows that I keep a low profile!

23. The love you told me is just an accidental lie.

24. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

25, unrequited love is a mime, saying it is a tragedy!

26. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

27. You have the wisdom of Baidu, the speed of thunder and the safety of Jinshan, but it's a pity that you use Q.

28. No one has died in life since ancient times. Early death and late death are different!

29. The most attractive thing is Kang Shi. Thousands of people hit on him every day.

30. My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does this mean that I will fall into a bank full of money …

3 1. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

32. It doesn't make me feel that, yes, we are all rolling with the earth. Roll further and further.

33. How do I love you? Whether you love me or not is your business, so much nonsense.

34. I keep a low profile because I can't keep a high profile.

35. I found a mouse pad on the road and decided to equip myself with a computer.

36. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

37. Since ancient times, no one has seen you use paper instead of paper.

38. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

39. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

40. When China is developed, let foreigners translate classical Chinese.

4 1, give me a can of spinach, and I can beat all my opponents.

42, nothing to open a reunion, break up a pair is a pair.

43. Everything recycled is second-hand.

44. Money speaks, but truth is silent.

45. If you bother me again, I'll borrow your arrow from the straw boat!

46. Many people like to say: Wait for me! But after waiting for several years, I still didn't wait.

47. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

48. If you can't afford four generations of apples, you can go to the supermarket and buy four bags of apples.

Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad!

It is too hot in summer. Let me die for a while and come back to life in spring.