I am very unhappy now. Are there any funny jokes?

There is a man named Chen Shuang. One day he died, and his mother shouted, "Cool, cool!" Someone asked her what was going on, and she said, "That's awesome!"

The most shocking interview in history

Boss: You're welcome. Our company will be very different without you!

Clerk: If I work too hard, maybe I'll quit!

Boss: Don't worry, I won't let this happen!

Clerk: Can I take the weekend off?

Boss: Of course! This is the bottom line!

Clerk: Do you usually work overtime until dawn every day?

Boss: No way. Who told you that?

Clerk: Is there a meal fee?

Boss: Of course, it must be higher than peers!

Clerk: Is there any risk of sudden death at work?

Boss: No! Why do you think that?

Clerk: Does the company organize tours regularly?

Boss: This is our civilized rule!

Clerk: Do I need to go to work on time?

Boss: No, it depends!

Clerk: How about the salary? Will it be delivered on time?

Boss: All the time!

Clerk: Is everything done by new employees?

Boss: How is that possible? There are many senior colleagues on your head!

Clerk: Can I compete if there is a vacancy in the leadership position?

Boss: There is no doubt that this is the survival mechanism of our company!

Clerk: Are you kidding?

The real scene you see after entering the company (bottom-up reading)

I'm exhausted!