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2. If a girl says to you, "Fuck off", it means. . Wake up and get out.
If you want to be happy, don't think about whether others will be grateful. We give only to enjoy the pleasure of giving.
I admire the sacred title of "teacher". If the teacher is a piece of land, then I am a plant growing on the land; If the teacher is a sky, then I am a white cloud living in the sky, if …
If a butterfly flies to it, you can't tell which is a flower and which is a butterfly! Beautiful sentences, like iris. Although it is not as magnificent as peony, elegant rose and graceful chrysanthemum, it also has its own unique charm.
6. If we retreat, God will grow a pair of eyes on the back of our head.
7. If others are no longer tolerant, don't beg for tolerance. Begging for tolerance is never true tolerance.
8. Life is like swimming. If you stop fighting, you will sink!
9. If I pay more, I can do better; If I work harder, I can pass; If you persist a little longer, you will reach your goal at once.
10. If you are a bee, brew a sweetness; If you are a ray of sunshine, light up all the darkness. If you are a breeze, blow away the dust in the world. If you are a spring breeze person, blow the crops in the green fields. Happiness is the concern that "she sewed carefully and repaired thoroughly, fearing that it would delay his time to go home".
1 1. If you firmly believe that you are the best, then you are the smartest.
12. If people want to achieve brilliant achievements, they must stand the test of difficulties.
13. If you don't want to waste your life in the world, you must study your whole life. The original name of NIZHNI NOVGOROD in Gorky City
14. If I become a boat, I can float freely in the water.
15. Hang Conan, it's hard to beat. If you have a poster of Kobe, don't hang conan, otherwise "don't hang up Kobe hang conan"; You can also use Kobe's poster alone, because "Kobe is not hang conan"!
16. If there must be suffering in this world, let it exist. But there must be a silver lining. At least leave a glimmer of hope, so as to urge the nobler part of mankind to keep fighting with hope to alleviate this pain.
17. If you can't concentrate on your studies, you will become very chaotic.
18. If a person has enough faith, he can create miracles.
19. Hope is necessary under any circumstances. Without the comfort of hope, the miserable situation of poverty, disease and imprisonment will be unbearable.
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