Don't tell others everything, what you say is from the heart, and what they hear is a joke.

These heartfelt words can only be said to girlfriends, not to lovers.

1, why are you so upset?

2. Don't stink at me;

3. I'm too lazy to care about you;

4, you two are not suitable, it is better to split up, lest you be more sad;

5. Don't dream there;

6. Don't be afraid of me.

To the boudoir:

First, when you encounter something extremely unfair, you don't complain, you don't criticize, you accept it calmly, and then you find out the links that are beneficial to you and turn them into your own opportunities. There has never been anything really bad in this world. As long as you can learn to follow the trend, everything can be used for you.

Second, living in a complex world, everyone will encounter many things every day, some things will make you entangled in pain and trouble, and some things will bring you great happiness. For the former, we should not only be good at ignoring it, but also let it go decisively. For the latter, we should not only be grateful, but also cherish. Only in this way can we improve our quality of life and happiness index.

Third, many things in life require you to make choices. Before making a decision, you should learn to listen to your heart, stick to your principles and follow your own wishes, although you should brainstorm and learn from others. There is only one god in the world, and listening to oneself means listening to the arrangement of the gods, which is generally the right decision.

No matter how good-looking you are, how high your position is, and how much money you earn, you should respect, be considerate and care about each other and their parents and relatives at all times. Only in this way can you win the same respect, consideration and care, and win the cornerstone of family happiness and harmony.

Five, get along for a long time, may gradually lose the sense of excitement, feel boring and dull, this is the executioner of family discord. In life, you should learn to appreciate each other and constantly send love and recognition messages to each other, so that each other can always see the best of yourself from you. Doing so will not only make you get the same appreciation, love and recognition, but also make you the most attractive person in the eyes of the other party.

6. While appreciating, praising and recognizing each other, you might as well let yourself be more open and moderately boastful. Doing so will not only make you more confident and lovely, but also give your ordinary self a unique aura, making it easier for the other party to see their own advantages.

7. No matter how wrong or stupid the other person has done, don't be angry and angry, let alone run away from home. Impulse is the devil at any time, which will make you lose your mind and make extremely wrong and inevitable decisions. At this time, the best way is tolerance and understanding, and then point out what the other party has done well first, and then gently point out its mistakes. I believe that if the other party can correct these shortcomings, it will become more perfect.

8. If you meet someone who criticizes you rudely, point out your shortcomings in full view, and don't get angry. On the contrary, treat him as a good relative and smile to express your gratitude: thank him for pointing out his shortcomings frankly and generously, and say that he will correct them in the future. Only in this way, he will not only have good interpersonal relationships, win more friends, but also gradually become more perfect.

Nine, we should not only pay attention to others' criticisms and suggestions, but also learn to reflect from time to time, actively learn from others' advantages, correct our own shortcomings, absorb the essence of others, eliminate our own dross, and constantly improve ourselves. Only in this way can we make ourselves better and more beautiful than before, like the constantly updated scenery.

Don't tell anyone that I am your father in the future.

Niu Ge was in a bad mood, so he invited Monkey Sun, the righteous brother, to drink. After a few drinks, Niu Ge spoke his mind. Niu Ge: Brother, my brother is suffering. Monkey Sun: "What's the matter? Didn't your sister-in-law just give birth to a big fat man? Why are you suffering? " Niu Ge: "Hey, brother, I didn't know this baby was born with three flavors, but I didn't have this attribute." Monkey Sun: ". . . "

Today, while waiting for the bus, I saw a father beating his seven-year-old son. The reason is that my son used his mobile phone to play games and failed three times, which made his father hate iron and not produce. He said: it's so simple that you can't get through. Don't tell anyone that I am your father in the future.

If a woman is not beautiful, she must have the following five advantages: 1. In contrast, people are peaceful and eccentric in private; 2。 Dare to stand up in the face of ugly phenomena, feminine; 3。 Make more friends, make more friends and accumulate a wide range of contacts; 4。 Reading literary classics and visiting famous mountains and rivers, there is always one thought on the road; 5。 Calligraphy, painting, piano, chess, poetry and hops are at least the same, and they shine at the crucial moment. The first string sounds easier to remember: ugly people read more.

Once, the unit sent me to a foreign school for training. Go to the toilet before training, thinking that you can get out of the toilet quickly while wearing pants. I didn't expect the water flushing the toilet to be more than one meter high, which scared my mother. I jumped into the cesspit and had to flush it several times before I came out. When I came out, I found my children's shoes looking at me with frightened eyes. . . . .

I like to bully my female deskmate at school. My female deskmate: If you are jealous again, I will tell the teacher. Me: Whatever! Then the female deskmate raised her hand. The teacher said: OK! Then come up and do this problem!

Today, I wore suspenders, jeans and a short-sleeved shirt. On the bus, I put my trouser pocket in one hand and grabbed the ring in the other. A sister next to me was watching with her mobile phone, and suddenly she braked, and her whole mobile phone was stuffed into my cuff. I subconsciously grabbed my arm, and the phone fell in, and then fell on me all the time, stuck in the middle, and finally fell out of my right trouser leg.

There is a difference between trying and not trying. As long as you work hard, there is nothing you can't screw up.

In the cold winter, a boy of 10 is eating popsicles. A passerby saw it and said, "Isn't it cold to eat popsicles in winter?" Then the little boy said, "My grandmother is alive 104 years old." Passers-by went on to say, "Does your grandmother live so long because she eats popsicles in winter?" The little boy said, "My grandmother never meddles."

Neighbors dug holes in the yard, one large and one small, and asked him why. He said that the dog was dead and buried. I asked again, "Why dig two holes?" He said, "the first one is small, and then dig a big one!" "

The family is eating watermelon. The son asked, "Dad, can you eat all the melons?" Dad said, "Yes." The son asked again, "Can that fool eat?"

Yesterday, my brother told me that when he was with his daughter-in-law KF, his daughter-in-law drew a dividing line between the Chu River and the Han River. She was beaten before, but she died. He resolutely chose to be beaten. Me: Why don't you just bring my sister-in-law? My brother: Lie in the trough. . . I was beaten for nothing.

The men who say these words are telling the truth, and 99.8% are philanderers.

The men who say these words are telling the truth, and 99.8% are philanderers.

0 1, your beauty is from bone to skin, earth-shattering, which should last forever.

02, your beauty from the inside out, blood circulation and beauty, pure beauty, poor.

Your name is written all over my heart ... Let me love you forever! !

If you don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will be long. ....

05, you are good at everything, the only drawback is that you are too conspicuous and easy to cause traffic accidents.

06. It seems that the moon is covered by faint clouds and flutters like the wind flowing back to snow.

Your elegant manners and charming appearance left a deep impression on me from the beginning.

You are so considerate that men all over the world fall for you.

09. Your shortcoming is that it is too perfect to be regretted.

10, you are gentle as water, and your smile drives me crazy.

1 1, only lotus can deserve your holiness, and you can deserve your ice and moon.

12, is it funny? It's weird not having you around. Will you spend the rest of your life with me?

13, no matter how many girls there are in the world, I only have you in my heart.

14, I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract!

15, there is no beauty in the future, and beauty is pleasing to the eye; The beauty of the countryside is amazing!

16, receptive, aloof, sweet and sincere, with soft and delicate skin and well-proportioned bones.

17, you are so beautiful, like a lyric poem.

18, beautiful as a fairy, kind-hearted, kind-hearted, talking about you!

19, you are so beautiful in the clear water!

20. I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you!

2 1, please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women!

22. There is definitely no moon today, because the brilliance of the moon is covered by you.

23, that kind of steady and dignified temperament, no matter how naughty people see you, they will be cautious.

24. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, I will never forget.