In a bad mood, who can have funny jokes?

1. Little nephew clamored for grandma to tell a story before going to bed. Mom: A long time ago, a man went shopping with a hemp basket on his arm. ...

Nephew: No, I want to listen to Altman. Mom, calm down: Altman used to go shopping with a basket on his arm. ...

Nephew makes a scene: No, I want to hear Altman fight with robots! Mom: A long time ago, an Altman got into a fight with a robot selling vegetables while shopping. ...

Then my nephew went to sleep contentedly after hearing that Altman and the robot had beaten their heads off for a catty of cabbage. ...

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Xiao Ming complained to the class teacher that someone was bullying him, and the class teacher said seriously.

Clap your hands for joy, but also reflect on your own problems.

"。 Then Xiao Ming slapped the head teacher, and the head teacher was speechless.

The headmaster and the English teacher visited a middle school in France. The headmaster spoke in the auditorium and the English teacher translated.

Principal: "Teachers and students!"

English teacher: "ladies"

and

Gentlemen! "

Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!"

English teacher-_-! After thinking for a while, he said, "Good.

Good morning! "

Principal: "Good morning!"

English teacher: ...

= = "Khan

I saw a beggar on the overpass. It turned out to be an old classmate. I scolded him severely: "What are you doing as a big man with sound hands and feet?" You ask! "

He shed tears of shame and regret and begged me to help him. I sighed. After all, my classmate had a fight, so I grabbed a stick and broke his leg: "I can only help you so much."

My boyfriend left a hickey on my neck when I was making out with him yesterday. When I got home, my mother found me and asked me what was going on. When I feel guilty, I say it's scratched ... My mother says, scratched me. So I made a mark on my neck. Are you my real mother? ) I passed the exam, just so-so ... as a result, BF found out the next day and asked me how I got one more! I said shave again! ! ! He asked me to shave another one. . .