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Take your medicine and move on. It's funny.

Take medicine and continue to be funny. Life is as follows:

1, my motto in life: medicine cures disease!

Looking at the mountain of coffee at home, I want to throw it away. I am not addicted to coffee, but its existence has become an indispensable part of my life. Time is never enough for me. I am eager to use my sleep time for work, so that there is no gap in my life.

People say that busyness is a good medicine for paranoia. Therefore, I don't want to give myself time to think about those unstable futures, including all the uneasiness you have brought me. I found that those were just empty imaginations. I'd rather keep myself busy and fill those holes at night to avoid thinking of those sad things.

I don't want to hurt myself again, and I don't want to live in memories. Even if I still love you, I won't put on a sad story again. Tears for you, once is enough, why repeat it? Sometimes, not loving is not loving. I don't want to force myself anymore, and I don't want to love myself without dignity.

Until one day, I found that I have been relying on coffee to maintain the quality of life, but this is not desirable. In addition to the deepening dark circles and fine lines around my eyes, I realized that I couldn't stay up late, and the most expensive skin care products couldn't make up for the traces of time.

6, love is wrong, don't be wrong again. I don't want to maintain my life with coffee, because the cost of maintaining my life with coffee is increasing. I don't want to lose the collagen on my face because of lovelorn love, which will only make me lose more than I gain. I am tired, I am eager to go to bed early, and I hope you can leave my world early!

7, taking medicine is not fun, not eating is even less fun!

8. The bitterness of coffee is like the hardship of life, but I can't live without the company of coffee. Especially in the dead of night when I fight with my eyelids, coffee has become a necessity for me to persist in my work and thinking.

9, medicine can not stop, health can be stable!

10, taking medicine is bitter, but for health.