Four to six people's funny sketches for Teachers' Day.

One set: a lecture desk, three sets of tables and chairs.

Characters: teacher, student Yang Erya, student Li, student Bonny.

Chen Sing: Hello everyone, I am very happy today ... (Take a seat on the stage)

Li Sang: The sun shines in the sky, and the flowers smile at each other. ...

Yang said: last night, the west wind withered the green trees, just downstairs, and there was no way to study.

When ... (Who is it? ) may

Yang: Hey, big news, big news! Ban Ren is angry with me again, and our class has changed to a new one! I heard that the surname is Hou.

Chen; Well, a "sheep" just left and a "monkey" came.

Li: Who cares about monkeys? Even if the Monkey King comes, we have to take him back to Huaguoshan.

Yang: OK! If you don't loosen your teeth, you will be rooted in the chaotic class. A thousand words persuade the right thoughts, and whoever comes will be angry. Yeah!

Teacher; : enter the classroom "class!"

Chen: Get up and stand up.

Teacher: Hello, class. Please sit down. First, let me introduce myself. I am your new class teacher. My surname is Hou.

Student: "Monkey"? (Ha ... Hey ...)

Teacher: Be quiet. Let's ask the students to introduce themselves.

Yang: Teacher, her name is Bonnie and her name is Li.

Chen and Li: Her name is Yang Erya.

Teacher; Don't students know who they are? Ask someone to introduce you. Ok, shall I announce the results of the monthly exam? Yang erya 76,

Li 67, Bonnie 49.

Chen: Ah! We're going to fry shredded pork with bamboo boards again tonight.

Yang and Li: What do you mean?

Chen: Don't you know? Every time I come home from the exam, the score below 80 is women's singles, the score below 70 is men's singles, and the score below 60 is mixed.

Double, please I'm dead this time.

Teacher: Stop it and carefully analyze the reasons why you didn't do well in the exam. Write me a written reflection, and your feelings must be very profound.

Teacher: OK, why don't you read the reflection for everyone?

Li: What do you know about spring flowers and autumn moons? When is the exam? At present, the test papers are re-issued, and the results are unbearable. I'm still scared about last time. This is just a theme.

Change. When will you stand out? Like a river flowing eastward.

Chen sang: Who cares, how bitter my heart is, who cares, where I will go tomorrow, how bad my grades are, how many dirty eyes I have received, and how bitter my skin is. in fact

My heart hurts more than anyone else.

Yang: When can I get a high score? I have nothing to ask the sky. I wonder if I will go to college tomorrow. Will the exam be strict? I want to be strong. Smell the chicken in the third watch the chicken in the fifth watch.

Unfortunately, life is dull and wisdom is incomplete. Sighing books and the sea, I should hate it, too. Who says I am not strong-willed, the moon is full of rain and shine, and life has advantages and disadvantages?

It is difficult to go to the sky. This is an old question. I hope that after hard work, it will be named before Sun Shan.

Teacher: You complained before I complained. Hey!

Sing: I don't know, why? Students are not what I imagined, or they can't find the direction of education, let alone full of hope. Standing in the classroom,

Tears poured down my heart and I didn't know where to go.

Student: wink at jokes.

The bell rings ...

Student: The first battle was successful, yeah! Go home!

Teacher: In the dead of night, when I am upset, I don't sleep when I am upset. My mind is full of students. (Say:) No! This gang

This little guy seems to be aiming at me on purpose. It doesn't seem enough in my eyes. Hey! By the way, now the new curriculum reform, to optimize the relationship between teachers and students, huh!

Let's get started.

Yang: Hey, who cleaned the floor so clean? Well, there's a new tablecloth, yo, and a chair cushion.

Teacher; Start class. Today we are going to learn the calculation of parallelogram area. Look, I have two identical trapezoids in my hand.

Now I put the speakers together. What do you see?

Student: Whispering, fidgeting.

Old City Singer: Look at the students across the street. Look at me. I have a wonderful speech here. Take a look first.

Student: I look left and right, up and down, but I just don't understand. Start (a disease) ...

Teacher: Hey! Is there nothing we can do? Shall we call it a day?

Chen: No, no, Li and Zhang Jiagen had a fight. My head is broken. Why don't you go and have a look? And: Go ahead.

Teacher: Wait for me at the door. Don't go, just study in the classroom. Leave it to me.

Chen: Li is miserable this time. His family is so poor, how much should the medical expenses be?

Yang: Will the teacher fire him? Will you tell her mother? Her mother is ill.

Chen: Maybe, this teacher is quite fierce.

And: let's pray for him.

Chen Sing: I pray for Li Neng's safe return. Although she was injured, it would be nice to come back.

Yang Sang: I pray that the teacher will be lenient and never fire me.

Li: I walked into the classroom with gauze wrapped in my head.

Teacher: You look calm. It's okay. I'll get my exercise book and get ready for class.

Yang and Chen: Hey, how's it going?

Li: You're welcome. When the teacher arrived at the hospital, he didn't say anything. He helped me find a doctor before and after running, and paid the medical expenses without saying a word. see

My head is bleeding and the teacher is crying like a crybaby. Is it unkind of us to treat him like this? The teacher is a bully to us.

Student: We all misjudged her.

Teacher: Class!

Student: Hello, teacher!

Teacher: Stupid.

Li Sang: Sorry, sir. It's not that I don't love you. I really don't want to make you sad.

Students sing: I'm sorry, teacher. I didn't embarrass you. I really don't want to make you angry.

The teacher sang: it doesn't matter, it really doesn't matter. At least you have realized your mistake. You don't have to torture yourself sadly, and you don't need too much commitment. only

It is enough for me to ask you to study hard. A person's life has many memories. It will be sweet to think of you.

Teacher: Today, we are going to learn a short poem, a love poem.

Teacher: Love is a mountain spring.

Yang: How many dry hearts have you nourished?

Teacher: Love is rain and dew.

Li: How many happy families have you given birth to?

Teacher: Love is spring breeze.

Chen: Drive away the cold in winter.

Teacher: Love is a lighthouse.

Yang: Let the distance between heart and heart be no longer far away.

Teacher: Extend your heart.

Student: Stick out my heart.

Teacher: With our hearts.

Student: With our love.

Dedicated to: Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.