Where can I find jokes in Sichuan dialect?

Li Bai is a farmer in Lu Yu. When the farmer heard about this talented person, he thought that he was also a famous firewood in Fiona Fang for dozens of miles, and he couldn't let this Li Taibai steal the limelight.

So the farmer went up to Li Bai and said, "I heard that you have learned a lot. How about I give you a pair? "

Li Bai thinks I am also a master of poetry. A farmer made a couple and agreed with the bird.

I just heard the first couplet spit out by the farmer: "You are white, you are too white, your wife is white, your wife is too white."

Li Bai's sweat, I thought for a long time, but I didn't come up with it. This couplet is amazing. No choice but to ask the farmers to make a second contact.

The farmer simply smiled and said, "I am black, I am black, I am black, I am black."

Poor Li Taibai, I only have my own cold bird. ...

A blind couple's wedding night.

Groom: What are you doing down there? Very sticky.

Bride: I brewed my own honey.

Groom: my melody, we'll eat slowly after you brew your own honey. What are you doing with that lump?

Bride: We made out. You will be very tired. I will prepare it for you. Eating it can replenish your strength. Go to ML.

Groom: The melon girl knew that she loved me when she got married. Let me have a taste.

As soon as I took a bite, the groom roared, "You bitch, you mess with me and give me expired honey. Too sour! "

Bride: You son of a bitch, I've been brewing for twenty or thirty years, and you haven't come to eat. Can it not be sour?

What follows is Lao Tzu's original work.