Please help me translate this English article. Thank you. There are rewards.

In my opinion, it is wise for teachers to deal with us. Especially on Sunday nights, he will go to a local bar frequented by many gi-bill students. There he would drink her, joke and exchange men in his class, but the nearest people put their uniforms and identities; Former platoon leader, bomber pilot, corporal, captain, lieutenant, commander, major-even, I remember. Because of himself, they like the size of his company. The next morning, he will walk into the classroom and give these people a test. A difficult exam. Failing the exam, he is generally about half of the people.

Hope to adopt, O(∩_∩)O Thank you.