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Goodbye, Mr. Loser's Classic Lines (Selected 55 Sentences)
2. Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.
3. Grandpa: Horse what?
4. Do you want a cigarette if you don't smoke ~
5. Goodbye, Mr. Loser's classic lines
6. Charlotte: You can calm down!
7. Grandpa: What winter plum?
8. Grandpa: Why Ma Mei?
9. Teacher: What are you doing? Gangster: Get out!
10 How are you? These courses.
1 1, what? Get out of here Are you lost?
Xia: Is Grandpa's home?
13, when you go to the party alone, do all your classmates wear chicken feathers?
14, you scared me, just like anyone with a fucking brain.
15, how did you do it when you took the teacher's words for granted?
16, just one traffic light makes my blood boil.
17, Nianpao: Yo, I'm relieved to know that you're not doing well.
18, I really envy you for living like * *. What do you mean like it?
19, no, I didn't, sir. This question is too difficult for me. . . .
20. Teacher: Everyone has made great achievements. Oh, there are monks here.
2 1. Congratulations, Qiu Ya, and congratulations to your uncle. No, I'm sorry, uncle
22.2700 bought a house on the second ring road, but sold it for 2900, making a big profit.
23. You should thank teachers, schools and classes.
24. She is recognized as a beauty in our school, and I am recognized as a joke in our school …
25. I liked playing house with you when I was a child. I play dad and you play mom.
26. When I jump off a building, my head doesn't work, just like someone's head works.
27. "Don't you believe that you are still alive?" "I don't believe you are still alive."
28. I have been brainwashed by sin, and now I want to say sin when I see anything ~ ~ ~
I seem to have hit someone else's car. . . Let's go, or we'll pay for it later.
30. Hey, wife, I don't know how to tell you. Do you know what Ferrari is?
Da Chun: I think Ma Dongmei looks better! Charlotte: When were you blind?
32. Charlotte: Is the president of the United States Obama now? Doctor: Why not transfer to another hospital? ...
33. "I have to stay away from him in the future." "Nothing, you don't have to, you are Yin, you can beat him."
34. Charlotte's mother: Charlotte is a bitter child. Charlotte was unknown when her father was born.
35. In the future, we will address each other. I call you brother, and you call me dad! Don't do this to your uncle Zhang!
36. When Qiu Ya got married, you dressed this song and dance like a feather duster.
37. Qiu Ya is a famous beauty of our school; And I am more famous. I am a famous joke in the whole school.
38. Qiu Ya: Do you know what it means to learn from others? Dong Mei: Who is Dong Shi and why does she urinate frequently?
39. Zhang Yang: What time is it? Before serving, my pants are hungry. Fortunately, I'm wearing a waistband, haha.
40. Call it your own. I call you brother and you call me dad. Brother, what are you looking for? Dad will help you find it.
4 1. What impressed me most about your class was Charlotte! Hey, what does that idiot do now?
42. Who dares to rob your woman? Call him now and I'll help you scold him! ..................................................................................................................................................................................
43. Is learning something you consider? Unlike others, you can't waste your time learning this kind of thing.
44. Wang Wei So you were so beautiful when you were young! If you were so beautiful, my uncle wouldn't divorce you.
Charlotte: Da Chun, sometimes I envy you for living like an idiot. Da Chun: Look at what you said. What do you mean like it?
46. I'm so bored. I suddenly became a crying fool, and I didn't look like a good student or an excellent league cadre.
47. I just think that if I save some money to buy a motorcycle, I can save some energy. You want me to go out with my engine.
48. Ma Dongmei: My experience is similar. My father's name is Ma Dong. He died before I was born, so my name is Ma Dongmei.
Charlotte: Zhang Yang, as the name implies, the main purpose of his visit today is to show off his Rolex watch and Hermes belt.
50. Qiu Ya, are you getting married today? I can't. No, I'm going to the cemetery with Charlotte later. As it happens, all the good things were put together in a hurry.
5 1, do you think she walks like a pig, and when bidding for a gun, do you think she rides like a pig bidding gun (the northeast people call it a bidding gun)?
52. Rorschach: Teacher, Ma Dongmei always eats melon seeds, which affects my study. Teacher: Will your study be affected? Is there any room for your grades to drop?
Teacher: Why don't you sleep in another place? Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else? Teacher: You think you are the principal and you can sleep with whoever you want?
Classmate: Charlotte, where have you been all these years? You don't come to the party every year. It's really hard for you to tell us all that even if we can't help you, can we still be happy?
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