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I waited for you, and now I'm not even qualified to wait.

1. I'm waiting for you ... but now I'm not qualified to wait. Sorry to bother you.

Life is like a dance, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not accompany you to the end.

The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it up by yourself.

I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but I didn't fool myself with tears.

I admit that I am a wayward child. I admit that I want to exchange my whole world for a ticket to your world, but that's just my wishful thinking. My world, you don't care; Your world, I was exiled.

6. memories. It is worth moving. But this is just a greeting to myself. Time. Give all commitments a deadline. This period is short. You will. It is forever. If not. You can also say. This is just a lie.

7. I am obviously relieved, but I always unconsciously think of the person who gave me warmth. I always see reality and think of pain when I am intoxicated with a smile. Then, the cold feeling can no longer warm up. . . So repeatedly, my heart is finally tired. . That is the reality. I was drunk once, but I finally woke up. I'm walking, but I can't find my way.

8. Occasionally some scars wake up in the dark, and occasionally I cry in a low voice ... During the day, I still pretend to be strong. I put all my dreams in order and labeled them. Beautiful fears and regrets are not over ... I find that I can only see myself.

9. You may have been used to it. When the heart aches faintly, you can also ignore it. Involuntary tears can also be used to it. It's silly to laugh or hysterical.

10. If she smiles in front of you, it doesn't mean that everything is fine ... If she cries in front of you, it means that she is really having a hard time ... If you are generous enough to comfort her, she will thank you sincerely and deeply. .......

1 1. What's wrong? Are you tired? What about the agreed happiness?

12. I dreamed of you in my dream. When I woke up, I found that reality seemed more heartbreaking than my dream, so I cried even harder.

13. I am willing to let my memories related to youth and warmth become your shadow.

14. Love someone, and you will remember the days with him; Love someone deeply, and you will remember the days after you left him.

15. I hope that one day, when I am lonely, sick and sad, I can miss you less.

Ok, goodbye ~ I love you so much. Although I'm all thumbs, I've worked hard and done a lot.

So _ _ I have no regrets.

Now, I give you back my love. Can you give me back my little pride?

16. This year,

They became passers-by to each other.

She realized his freedom, and he failed her worship. .....

He finally left the future without her,

however

She still has a little fantasy:

Maybe after all these years,

He thinks of her occasionally,

Think of the life we have seen together, such as summer flowers and autumn wind. ........

only

Her world, from now on.

Her business, only escape.

17. You shouldn't be unreasonable. You have no idea, which makes me laugh and laugh silly.

But you shouldn't let my heart be full of unspeakable sweetness and tenderness that can't be turned away.

The last thing you should do is to make me feel the happiness that I don't think belongs to me and make me miss you greedily.

One night in 20 10,

18. You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other.

You can't be enemies because you love each other deeply.

So we became the most familiar strangers.

19. If you lose your memory, will life become easier ...?

If you don't forget, can you make your memories vaguely moved? ....

Suddenly, you can generously put everything down and let yourself go into battle lightly.

But this disguise often lasts less than a day.

Her photos are saved and deleted, deleted and stored.

Memories are picked up and put down, put down and picked up.

He thinks that people with too good memories may not be very happy.

20. Do you know?

I will recognize you at the first time by your warmth.

And rely on them to pursue the other side where you are.

But this is because the light you bring is enough to go beyond the distance of a world.

2 1. Memory exists only for what can be remembered.

I know, I'm not old enough to kill time with memories.

Perhaps, I will still care so much about those times that I will only remember.

I will always think of you inadvertently,

Recall the bits and pieces related to you,

However, I just remember, no longer struggling, no longer adding to your burden.

I'm not even qualified to be jealous.

Understand in love that this girl may not be a princess, but in the heart of the person you love, the real prince is not worthy of her, so don't realize at the end that sadness is not jealousy, and even jealousy is not qualified.

I'm not even qualified to be jealous.

First, sometimes I really want to confess, and I don't want others to bother you more, because I care too much about you. Do you think I'm narrow-minded I really care about you. What I really care about is stealing when others watch, and I'm not even qualified to be jealous now!

Second, unrequited love means that you are not qualified to be jealous. You like his likes and grieve his sorrows. He is an old friend of his, but he is not from his story.

Third, all illusions are illusory, and the only one who will get hurt in the end will be you. The world is so big, why is it that I fell in love with you, and finally I am not qualified to be jealous and loved. It's also here. I hope that when I see you again, you will still be the same. I will fall in love with you every time I smile.

Fourth, I am very unhappy to see you eating with them and running over the road. Jealousy is jealousy, but I am not qualified to be jealous!

To love someone in the name of a friend, I'm afraid I'm not even qualified to be jealous.

6. To love someone in the name of a friend is not even qualified to be jealous. I'm glad to meet you, but I regret meeting you just now!

At the beginning of 20xx, I got up the courage to send a happy New Year message, but he didn't reply. He chose to ignore it. At 4 o'clock in the morning, we were in the same group, and he sent a message. I really want to reply to him, but I am afraid that he will ignore me again. It's so sad. Why have you been reckless, but now you should be careful not to be jealous? Last year, although we were thousands of miles apart, you were still jealous.

8. As you can see, I have a good life. You have no idea how sad I am when I cry alone. I dare not cry in front of others, nor does my good friend. Unfortunately, I'm not even qualified to be jealous.

Do you know how hard it is to secretly love someone? Love him like a friend, not even qualified to be jealous.

Facts tell me that silence is a good way to be jealous. Only when you are strong can you become pessimistic.

Love is like a poppy, once it is polluted, it can never be discarded. What's even more frightening is that you know it is poison, but you still want to experience it, and finally you get black and blue all over yourself. I fell into the mire of love. I really, I gave him my first time, but I didn't get any from him, and I wasn't even qualified to be jealous. I think myself silly, but I feel a little distressed. But it hurts now. I don't deserve it

12. Having an affair, I finally found out that I was not even qualified to be jealous.

Thirteen, I saw a waistcoat worn by a male god on a girl today, but I'm not even qualified to be jealous. So I like you, and you turned me down. To make matters worse, I'm sorry that I love someone else.

14. At this time, the wind is strong and the rain is light. My heart stopped beating. I hope so, but I dare not love. Just like it, just a heartbeat. See a hurt, but also pretend as if nothing had happened, even jealous!

15. If you love someone in the name of a friend, you are not even qualified to be jealous. No matter how much you like it, you will feel sad. If you can control yourself, who wants to ask for it? You really don't want to be a burden to you. In this life, there must always be someone who will stay in my heart forever and be buried deep in my heart. In a sense, missing someone is also a kind of happiness. Take care of yourself.

Sixteen, love a person in the name of a friend, not even jealous, how much you like it, how sad it is. It is my right to like it, and it is my action to stop disturbing it.

Seventeen, there is an innate inexplicable emotion, as if it is a shameful thing to like someone. If you say it easily, it may lead to ridicule. Therefore, we can only keep this feeling in our hearts and keep it secret. Not expressing love can only be called unrequited love. And unrequited love is a feeling that doesn't even qualify for jealousy.

18. How hard it is to like a person who will never be? Probably he is not even qualified to be jealous when taking photos with other girls.

Nineteen, # Secret crush on this little thing # # Full girl heart # My girlhood was spent in secret crush, and any scene can make me daydream. Secret love is to spend two people's lives in a person's world. To love someone in the name of a friend is not even qualified to be jealous. How much I like it, how sad it is. Do you know how hard it is to secretly love someone? It's like when a store sees a favorite toy and wants to buy it, but it's not enough, so it tries its best to save it. When it comes back, it finds that the price has gone up. Then I tried my best to save it, and when I felt almost the same, I went back and found that it had been bought by others. Finally, I only have a box of wishes left. I wish you happiness is true, I wish you happiness is false. In the years of my life, I am glad to meet you, but I also regret just meeting you. Later, after a long time, I fell in love with someone and couldn't extricate myself.

Twenty, this evening, tidy up the notebooks and books in high school. Inadvertently opened the contents of the notebook of senior one, and I cried. None of the plans listed in that year have been realized. It's really hard to see that sentence. She is so perfect in my heart that I don't think I can give her happiness. It's really hard to see her chatting happily with other boys. I'm not even qualified to be jealous. I can only choose to let go. Don't blame me for giving you a better home. I like you. No, I think it's more like love. I love you. This is something you will never see. I gave you the best three years, liked it for nearly a year, but forgot more than two years. If you really exist, others really can't pretend. I forced myself to treat others, to like others, and to forget you in my heart. I survived for two years. It's hard not to be in the same city as you, but I accidentally woke you up in my world, and the result was more dramatic than my own wishful thinking.

Twenty-one, you don't even have the qualification to be jealous, you can be really calm-Antarctic adventure

Twenty-two, I am not even an ex, and I am not even qualified to be jealous. Thank you. May like me.

I just want to say that if you like someone in the name of a friend, you are not even qualified to be jealous.

To tell the truth, from a certain point of view, I enjoyed this moment. I can naturally care about you and pretend that we are fearless lovers instead of doing nothing but Nuo Nuo in a dark corner. The other day, someone asked me if I was a little jealous when I saw you with someone else. This is ridiculous. Jealousy is a luxury for me. I'm not even qualified to be jealous.

25. When you love someone and are friends, you are not even qualified to be jealous. Having a crush on someone is like going to the store and seeing something you like but can't afford. You try to save enough money to buy it, only to find that its price has gone up! So you desperately saved enough money to buy it, and when you got to the store, someone else bought it!

26. People who are not even qualified to be jealous are still sad, mean and melodramatic, and deserve it.

I'm like a thief, but I haven't stolen anything and I'm not even qualified to be jealous.

Twenty-eight, give up the word 15, insist on the word 16, give up persistence! A hair's breadth, a thousand miles away. To love someone in the name of a friend is not even qualified to be jealous. How much you like it, how sad it is. It is my right to like it, and it is my action to stop disturbing it.

Twenty-nine, there is a person in everyone's heart. You don't know how the other person is doing, but sometimes all you miss is a simple name. You love someone in the name of a friend, and you are not even qualified to be jealous.

Love a person in the name of a friend, and finally I am not qualified to be jealous. I will treat you with my whole youth! In the end, it teaches you how to love others!

Thirty-one, the love that can't be obtained is the most sad. Obviously you are in front of me, but I can only watch you being held by others as friends. Not even qualified to be jealous! Is this my sorrow?

About Insomnia People who suffer from insomnia are not even qualified to dream.

Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and will take it seriously.

Second, everyone should have a dream. If you have a dream, don't be afraid of pain.

Third, lying in bed every night, if you don't make up stories, set roles, close your eyes and start acting in your mind, you will definitely lose sleep.

Fourth, the sunset is silent, sad and tearful. I was heartbroken and sent my husband away. I was listless and lonely all my life.

In this world, a man's most precious property is a woman's heart.

Six, a lot of times, you don't say, I don't say, just like that, once you say it, it changes, thinking about it.

The world is so quiet that it is shameful for people who can't sleep.

Eight, finally, there is the problem of insomnia, which is negative energy. For an instant, I was full of malice towards the world, and felt how to do it, how to make mistakes and how to break it.

Nine, although we met in a hurry and left in a hurry, in the short course of life, we have eternity. I believe that today's friendship is the best memory of tomorrow.

Ten, I a person's insomnia, a person's space, a picture of a person missing two people.

It is said that when you lose sleep, it is because someone is thinking about you.

Twelve, people with insomnia are not even qualified to dream.

Eat well, sleep well, earn money and spend money well. Don't be angry with people who don't deserve it, and don't lose sleep over things that don't deserve it. Since you are alive, live well and live for yourself every minute. Try to be a happy person so that others will be happy when they see you.

I'm still thinking that you still have insomnia and miss the days together. Hey, I still like you.

Fifteen, summer is very short, long thoughts, a lot of insomnia, and happiness is far away.

Sixteen, we want to separate and say goodbye softly; Thank you in my heart for giving me a deep friendship.

I'm afraid of betrayal, I'm afraid of lies, I'm afraid of losing, I'm afraid of insomnia, I'm afraid of being left behind, I'm afraid of no one to accompany me, and I'm afraid that the person I love is unhappy, so I'm just a coward.

Eighteen, come in a hurry, go in a hurry, leaving a thousand emotions, looking forward to a reunion.

Nineteen, I can't bear the fleeting time, but I can't escape the teenagers here.

Twenty, seeing each other late and returning to the sea is the end of the joy of the past and the beginning of happiness in the future.

I had a long dream last night, and you appeared in my dream again. Some people say that you miss me occasionally. I felt very lost when I woke up. It seems that the person I usually dream about is the person I will never see again. Did you lose sleep last night? Are you in my dream again?

I began to suffer from insomnia on the 22nd and 7th of September, and I couldn't sleep well every night. I don't know why, I dreamed of them last night and woke up in the morning and cried!

Twenty-three, it is obvious that everyone knows it is a lie, but I will still be moved.

24. I won't tell you. I'll wait until I lose sleep at night to hear from you.

In this hot and sunny season, we will leave to enjoy better banquets and more excitement.

Twenty-six, a person's insomnia, a person's space, a person's adventure, a person's seat, a person's thoughts, a photo of two people. Talk about the mood of insomnia

The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

Twenty-eight, one-track-minded brothers, the last thing I want to see is someone I can't say, a wrist worth having, and eye pain after insomnia ~ ~

Twenty-nine, sleepless night, sneezing in the morning, runny nose.

Thirty, people with insomnia are not even qualified to dream. I don't have a life that makes you feel bad when I am sad.

3 1. There is an uninhabited island in my heart, full of white roses with memories.

Thirty-two, you said that time will dilute everything and distance will make us feel better.

Everyone has stories to tell. Only those who tell themselves in the middle of the night can be allowed. When the night comes, it is the most fragile time for one's mind and the craziest time for missing. When you miss someone, you are really lonely. Countless sleepless nights, habitually closing your eyes and thinking about a person and a name quietly have become your heart.

34. If you lie in bed every night, don't make up stories, don't set roles, close your eyes and start acting in your mind, you will definitely lose sleep.

Thirty-five, gorgeous turn, gorgeous tears, gorgeous say, I don't love you.

36. Are there any children's shoes with insomnia?

About breaking up, forgive me for not even having the courage to flatter myself now.

I want to go far away and take my poems with me. But I can't write poetry and I don't have the money to go far away. The story about the breakup of this film was compiled and released by Damei.

☆, a drag bottle, break up and separate, find new love out of the abyss.

☆ Stories are always short and life is still long. We've been walking together for so long, it's time to break up. I hope we will be very good in the future.

☆ It took me a long time to realize that what I have been working for seems to be less important in the end. On the contrary, in order to get what I want, I missed a lot of beauty.

What you are holding in your hand is actually some glitz and nothingness. What you get is luck, but what you lose is life.

☆ If the light can stop me from leaving anything behind, I will definitely choose to accompany me. The more you grow up, the more you understand. All those who are absent, absent and curtain call are helpless and sorry.

☆, always want to close the distance, will be more weak, will be more lost, a little bit of mental preparation will not give you.

☆ I know that somewhere on my body has rotted, and I have scraped my bones several times to heal, but I have never eradicated them. I am helpless and at a loss.

☆ Whenever I wake up from the abyss of desire, I don't know how to face such a person who struggles with desire and reason again and again, and reason loses to desire again and again.

I'm exhausted. I don't know if my struggle is in vain, but I know I won't give up.

☆ Once, I hoped that someone could appear in my world and save me from the abyss and endless night. Later I learned that my savior was only myself.

☆ On rainy days, I no longer want a stranger to appear beside me with an umbrella.

☆ When I can't hold back my tears, I still secretly cry, but I learned to lick my wounds and dry my tears.

☆ I told myself that I couldn't be doomed because I didn't have a hero in shining armor.

Forgive me for not having the courage to flatter myself now.

Take me to the sky. If my wings can fly, pause. Time out. You know he has no heart. His heart is a ruin. It is not easy to get close to him. male

This is a high wall that keeps everyone out, including you.

I'm sorry I had a dream about you. I have no regrets, but I hope you have a good life. What you said backfired. There must be other plans. Will you come back? I miss you so much.

☆ I am fascinated by the authorities because I bet on you. I'm trying to laugh, but tears will still fall. I can figure it out and accept it, but I'm sad.

Actually, I'm just trying to smile. You have no idea.

☆ Maybe what I want to say to you will only rot in the input method in my life.

☆ It is said that love always leaves quietly, in fact, it is really bit by bit. Some endings are clear to you, and all your entanglements are just for.

In order to delay the break.

☆ When you get used to him, you depend on him, and then you leave quietly without leaving a word.

You can cry, but don't give up. You are not sociable, which weakens the relationship and doesn't understand the customs. You only unbutton your clothes, you are unforgettable.

☆, you have a desperate love, you are particularly thorough investment, and then painful loss, have you ever?

☆, fallen leaves return to their roots, always a dream. Although I don't remember it, please don't confuse it.

☆ The last time we met alone, your hypocritical retention finally made me turn my head freely. After all, I only love you in my imagination, and I can't understand a person.

I said I used to like it

☆ Now, I still think of you occasionally, but that has nothing to do with you, but I still can't forget that silly self, only to find that you really don't deserve it.

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☆ Don't want to regret. Regret is to deny your previous decision and your previous life. My life is so short that I don't want to deny it

☆ Hide your emotions, hide your sadness and pain. Don't always publicize your sadness and pain, you know, for your sadness and pain, only

A few people will show sympathy, but most people will look at your jokes from their own standpoint. This is the world.