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Some things are not knots, but scars. The knot can be untied, but the scar is always there. Instead of telling others the truth and making it a joke, let it rot in your heart and digest it yourself. 2. land Is it a skill? Give up? This is a science. Those who have no skills can't get it, and those who have no understanding can't stand it. Only by giving up money can you win yourself and dominate your life; If you are willing to make a name for yourself, you can calm down, let nature take its course and taste life. 3. Pain is comparative, and happiness is cherished. The more we care, the more unbalanced our psychology is, the more troubles we have, and the more restless we become. The biggest difficulty for people is to know themselves, and the easiest thing is to know themselves. Many times, we don't recognize ourselves, just because we put ourselves in the wrong position and give ourselves an illusion. Therefore, I am not afraid of the bumpy road ahead, and I am afraid that I will go in the wrong direction from the beginning. You say cats don't steal food, you try fish. You said women love you. Why don't you try to be poor? You said men love you. Why don't you try talking about money? You said the boss valued you. Why don't you try to make a deal? You said you had good friends. Why don't you try to borrow some money? You said your husband loved you. Why not get sick and try? This society, don't test others. You will know what the whole play is after the test! 6. Go your own way, taste your own pain and recite your own pain. Don't be melodramatic, expect everyone to live in vain. 7. The power of a horse is known from a distance, and people will watch it for a long time. 8. In many cases, success is to persist for one more minute. If you don't give up for one minute, there will be hope for the next. We just don't know when this minute will appear. Therefore, no matter how hard and tired you are, as long as you keep going, your scenery will eventually appear. 9. When you are in a bad mood, please remember that since there is no retreat, it is better to be happy. Since there is no pure land, it is better to meditate. Since I didn't get what I wanted, I might as well be relieved. 10. Sometimes, I feel sad because I can't grasp the time well. As everyone knows, how much time we wasted in the lonely atmosphere. 1 1. Scenery can be seen everywhere, and the key is to learn to appreciate it; The key to telling a story every day lies in feeling. Inadvertently calling for days, calling for life with heart. 12. If you want to wear the crown, you must bear its weight. Every seemingly low starting point is the only way to a higher peak. The more you get, the more you suffer. 13. If you don't shout pain, you may not feel anything. No need, not necessarily not expected. No tears, not necessarily no scars. If you don't talk, you don't necessarily have no heart. 14. You are poor and someone follows you. This is happiness; Being taken care of when you are sick is happiness; You are cold and someone is holding you, which is happiness; You cry and someone comforts you, which is happiness; When you are old and someone is with you, this is happiness; You are wrong, and someone tolerates you, which is happiness; You are tired, and someone loves you. This is happiness. Actually, happiness is really simple! 15. Coffee without a cup is lonely, and I am lonely without you. 16. Finally, milk tea turned into coffee, and you became my friend! 17. Love is like a bitter cup of coffee. Taste the bitterness slowly and feel the sweetness in the astringency. 18. When drinking coffee, I like to watch women and handsome guys who are still good-natured after some years, because everyone has had the light of youth, but being able to maintain their own style with age is the biggest anti-engine in these years. 19. I really miss you. Hard days are like a cup of bitter coffee, and you are the little sweetness in life. 20. I dreamed of you again last night. In the dream, you turn your back on me and sit in the cafe we often go to. I saw you as soon as I entered the door and walked straight to where you were sitting, but I couldn't get there. 2 1. A surprise may be a greeting or a lyric. This is cold water in summer and hot coffee in winter. It's that I met you and you appeared by my side. 22. On cold nights and countless sleepless nights, coffee keeps me warm. In my sleepless nights, I recall the days with and without coffee. Or happy. Or sad, but make life simple. There is an indescribable taste in my heart, which is the taste of coffee. We struggled to finish a cup of bitter coffee until the last sip. This is the life with sugar, but it has not been stirred and activated. 24. Good or bad mood, under the desk lamp, a pen, a mood, a cup of fragrant coffee, a calm and peaceful heart? Maybe this is life. 25. I like to hide in the corner of the cafe occasionally. Leave freedom for a long time, leave warmth for a long time, leave innocence for a long time, sprinkle some sunshine and have a cup of coffee, and the precipitation of mood is better than all spiritual courses. This most beautiful moment belongs to you and me! 26. Life is like a cup of coffee without sugar. It tastes bitter, but it has a lingering fragrance after a long time. Life is a journey, not the destination, but the scenery along the way and the mood to see it; Life is a bumpy and tortuous road. Even if you keep falling, get up and stick to your dreams. Remember, if you don't give up this second, there will be hope in the next. 27. It's cold. I want to listen to warm songs, read warm sentences, sit in a warm home, drink a warm cup of coffee and watch you warmly. 28. Coffee is bitter and sweet, not how to stir it at the end, but whether to put sugar; The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over. 29. Life is like a cup of coffee without sugar. It tastes bitter, but there is a lingering fragrance in the aftertaste. No one will accompany you all your life, so you have to adapt to loneliness. No one will help you all your life, so you have to struggle all your life. Instead of regretting yesterday with tears, it is better to struggle today with sweat. When the tears run out, the rest should be strong. Do not seek to compare with others, but seek to surpass yourself! 30. The loved one is no longer a blank sheet of paper, with deep traces on it. Although we draw and draw with an eraser called time, there will always be traces on it because of our love. I believe that men and women who have loved each other no longer have simple smiles. When I passed the coffee shop on the corner where they had coffee together, I always felt a little bitter when I recalled the days when they fell in love. Love passes through the intestines, leaving no more sweetness than sadness. 3 1. I want to drink some wine to make my soul weightless and let it be blown away by the wind. But although the wind is strong, it bypasses my soul. I can only have a cup of coffee to wake up. 32. Have a cup of coffee to wake up the sleeping old days. I want to drop everything and become a backpacker, leaving my footprints in that beautiful and magnificent place. 33. Put poetry and blueberry sauce on buckwheat flour buns, make a sweater vest sprinkled with sunshine in the gap of the tree, talk to cats, dogs and sparrows pecking at the window, pour broken stars into coffee cups at night, and put a little girl in your heart. If you love life, life must be clearer than anyone else. 34. Love more and hate less; Smile more and worry less; Read more and complain less; Exercise more and stay up less. Life is as dull as water. A little salt will be salty, a little sugar will be sweet, a little coffee will be bitter, and a little tea will be fragrant. It's up to you to make it tasty. Quiet, calm, calm, casual, you will be more comfortable. 35. Life is like a cup of coffee without sugar. It tastes bitter, but there is a lingering fragrance in the aftertaste. 36. Love is like a cup of milk coffee, which floats sweetly outside, floats sweetly on the surface, contains sourly, sinks to the bottom, and you are vaguely reflected in the coffee. 37. We try to be a gentler person, which makes people feel happy and relaxed with us, but when life gets a little bad, they will feel a little sweet when they think of me. Be a candy in other people's lives, not coffee. 38. I like changeable weather. Wan Li is clear and white clouds are rolling. The world is dizzy and dark clouds are surging. Make a cup of coffee, cover a soft blanket and nest on the sofa to watch the hit idol drama. There was a storm and thunder rumbled. A few flashes of lightning outside the window cut through the night sky, leaving only the orange lamp on the bedside and gradually falling asleep. 39. Some sentences give people the power to make progress after reading them. They are like coffee after you are tired. Every time you read it, you seem to gain more courage. 40. Coffee is bitter, just like life, but with ice cream, it is as wonderful as sporadic sweetness. I hate suffering most on weekdays, but I know that some hardships have to be overcome before I can see a new spring. 4 1. On a sunny afternoon, make a cup of coffee and sit by the window, turn over a few pages and copy down your favorite sentences; Practice the piano and play a single note that is out of tune; Or doing nothing and staring out of the window is enough to make people feel happy. 42. Don't let life exhaust your patience and yearning. You also have poems and distant places, ribs and soup, barbecue and nang, shrimp and crab roe, hot pot and mala Tang, roast duck and fat sheep, coffee and caramel, biscuits and milk sticks, fried chicken and miso soup, durian crisp and shrimp dumplings, almond tofu and lollipop, pepper chicken and spicy duck sausage. 43. Missing, like bitter coffee, is very suitable to stay in my heart and have a quiet aftertaste. Like a comfortable mind, gently stroking the faint music, let the faint thoughts and smiles melt into the faint state of mind. 44. People used to say that my eyes were small, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt. 45. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute, especially when going to a fancy restaurant. I can also take pictures, and I am good at taking pictures. 46. I secretly loved a boy in my class and wanted to create a chance to be alone, so I secretly let go of his bike. When he came to pick up the car, I came out and said, you have a flat tire. Let me give you a ride. Boy: I just saw you puncture my tire upstairs. 47. After getting married, I found that my wife squeezed toothpaste for me occasionally in the morning, but the days were not fixed, so I decided to ask. What makes you decide to help me squeeze toothpaste? ? Wife:? Sometimes it's too crowded. It's a pity that the sink falls off. Just scrape it with a toothbrush. 48. People who like it feel stupid when they make small mistakes, so cute, and people who hate it feel stupid when they make small mistakes, damn it! Why isn't this fool dead? 49. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They may not have gone far, but their legs are short. If you lose your best friend, you must find her as soon as possible. After all, you see how expensive pork is these days! 5 1. Girls always have a princess dream when they are young. I hope the prince can stay with them in the future. I didn't expect to find out when I grew up that it was not a prince, but Mr. Wang. 52. I save three times a day to eat, buy and use. 53. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically. When my parents were young, they owed a lot of money to others and told them every time. We'll pay you back twice in the future. ? Later, they gave birth to me and named me Shuang. 55. Without beautiful skin, who will pay attention to your interesting soul? It is suggested not to kiss girls when smoking, because they don't like the smell of smoke. Just now, I smoked a cigarette and kissed the girl next to me. Her boyfriend kicked me as soon as he flew. 57. I got my first car, a shopping cart, after I met Ma Yun. My shortage, my balance is insufficient. Finally, Ma Yun said two words to me. Flowers. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once. 59. In the past, in order to make a person disappear, a corpse had to be killed and hidden. Now, just ask: When will you pay back the money? 60. Today is really a happy day. I'm so happy. I saved hundreds of dollars. The battery of the electric car was stolen last week. Today, I want to buy a battery and install it. As a result, I didn't need it, and the electric car was gone. 6 1. Call him when you see a good resume:? Is it convenient for an interview? ? He:? Sorry, I'm not. I am ham sausage. ? 62. Don't expect me to contact you every day. I am not 10086. 63. Are all children growing backwards now? Pupils:? Grandson, your grandfather, I'm coming. ? Junior and senior high school students: Be careful, son, Dad. I'll get someone to hit you. ? College students:? Scared the baby to death. Is the baby angry? ? 64. I only have insomnia once this year. I will never drink coffee at night or sleep too much during the day. 65. If you drink coffee, you are destined to fall asleep. What can you do? I can always fall asleep after tossing and turning. 66. Sleep has always been particularly shallow. I have never dared to drink coffee since I found that drinking coffee would make me lose sleep all night. But I still can't sleep after drinking a little bitter milk tea today. 67. I didn't expect that drinking caramel macchiato would make me unable to sleep. 68. Every time you drink coffee, you are doomed to insomnia. In the past two months, I haven't slept after eleven o'clock for the first time except on the day of Double Eleven. 69. After drinking coffee, you basically don't need to sleep at night, and you can't sleep all night. Have a matcha latte. 70. Well, I lost sleep again yesterday. No matter how sleepy I am today, I will drink milk instead of coffee. 7 1. Never drink coffee or strong tea after afternoon. Insomnia is too painful 72. Insomnia with coffee, insomnia without coffee, insomnia? Sleepy. 73. What's the feeling of insomnia after drinking coffee? Listening to my heartbeat, I want to sleep. 74. If you are sleepy and drink coffee during the day, you will lose sleep at night. Do you have insomnia leave? 75. Every time I drink coffee in the afternoon, I will lose sleep at night. The feeling of insomnia is really bad. 76. As soon as I drink coffee, I can't sleep and my mind collapses. 77. I see through it. If I still drink coffee when I am sleepy, the effect is no different from insomnia: I am sleepy, but I can't sleep. 78. I can't sleep every time I drink coffee and milk tea. If I can't finish it, I can't bear to throw it away. 79. Never show mercy when it's time to make moves, and put away the impulse when it's time to be rational. Hey, I shouldn't drink coffee, I can't sleep! Remind yourself! Never, never, never drink coffee again. I can't sleep until dawn every time I drink it. 8 1. After breakfast and a cup of tea every day, you won't feel sleepy at noon and fall asleep at night. If you drink coffee, you will lose sleep at night. 82. I can't sleep It seems that I can't drink coffee or even milk tea before going to bed in the future! Go to sleep. We have to rehearse again in five hours. After drinking two cups of coffee, I still can't sleep! Well, it's dawn, I'll never drink coffee again!
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