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Quotes about finding a partner
1. If you don’t shout the pain, it doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t feel it. The pain is too deep and drowns out all the echoes.
2. You can’t know the quality of a person or a watermelon without knocking it a few times.
3. Children who do not want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partner in school.
4. Don’t let other people’s opinions drown out your inner voice. The most important thing is to have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.
5. Success does not come in the future, but is accumulated continuously from the moment you decide to do it.
6. Make a promise to yourself that you can cry in embarrassment when you are sad. After the tears dry up, you should raise your head and smile beautifully.
7. Red light and green wine, showing off men’s love affairs and acting, most afraid of women’s exclusive affection
8. Living depends on experience, not on square meters; wealth lies on perception, and Not in the villa.
9. The torch falls down, but the flame still upwards.
10. Maybe this present that I am squandering now is the future that I looked forward to many years ago.
11. Even if you are abandoned, don’t feel sad anymore. When you get tired, squat down and hug yourself, and still stubbornly say: It’s nothing more than that.
12. Even if you are injured, you should raise your head and smile and say, the weather is really nice today.
13. Remember, you can cry and hate, but you can’t be strong. Because there is a group of people behind you waiting to see your joke.
14. Remember me when you are happy, remember you and me when you are sad.
15. If you can’t see or hear, why bother yourself. I don’t want to quarrel or cause trouble, and I’m in a good mood recently.
16. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem cannot be saved.
17. There are only seven days of laziness left.
18. God has given everyone a life and a heart. If you take good care of your life and settle your heart, your life will be complete.
19. Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people cannot be found, some people should not be found, and some people cannot be found.
20. There is always someone hidden in everyone's heart, and maybe this person will never know.
21. Every trauma is a kind of maturity.
22. When you are sad, eat a candy and tell yourself that life is sweet!
23. What you can give me is not what I want, and what I want is what you can never give me.
24. The more you fight with me, the stronger I will be. The less you can see how good I am, the more good I will be to you.
25. Woman, please take good care of yourself. In fact, you are very powerful and not everyone can knock you down.
26. Occasionally, when I see those people who are working hard for life, I will be moved in my heart. The setbacks I am suffering now are nothing.
27. Green, derived from blue and green from blue; ice, water derived from it and cold from water.
28. The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night is either the person who makes you happy or the person who makes you miserable.
29. The main reason why mankind has progressed is that the next generation does not listen to the previous generation.
30. As people grow up, their smiles become more and more fake and their sincerity becomes less and less.
31. Any qualitative change in performance comes from the accumulation of quantitative changes.
32. If you can’t forget him, don’t forget him. True forgetting requires no effort.
33. If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will definitely turn around and leave.
34. If cutting off my hair means cutting off my memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?
35. There is always a period of time in life that is full of uneasiness, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.
36. You can hit me however you want, hurt me however you want, I am strong in every way and I am very happy. I was not happy before, but I am happy now and I will be happy in the future.
37. Time passes step by step, why can’t I let you go.
38. I will wait for my lover untouched by all winds and five poisons.
39. We can be sad, but we must be strong! ! !
40. Why do we fall...because we can learn to stand up. When the tears run away, what remains should be strength.
41. I visited memories counterclockwise.
42. I am the kind of person who can be aggressive even if my words are unclear.
43. I want to be so strong that nothing can disturb my inner peace.
44. I want to be single-minded and not have two minds.
45. I gave you happiness with promises that were like nonsense, and you gave me pain with words that were like knives.
46. What I hate most is when someone deliberately picks up my scar after I say it doesn’t hurt.
47. I want to sleep forever but I am afraid that I will not have you in my dream - you once said you would take care of me for the rest of your life, but your life is so short...
48 .From now on, whoever says he loves you will just say it when you go up to him. If he doesn't fight back, he really loves you.
49. Always remember to see the beautiful side of life and the lucky side of yourself. There are many people in the world who live far worse lives than you do now.
50. One day, we will be separated from each other. One day, we will no longer be young.
51. No matter how sad you are, you must smile and say that your uncle’s sunflower will always smile towards the sun, because it hides the sadness in its back.
52. As long as there is tomorrow, today will always be the starting line. Talking about finding a partner
Talking about finding a partner
1. I miss the quality of my sleep in the past period of time and then decide that when looking for a partner in the future, I must find someone who can watch me fall asleep every day. Hey, so hungry.
2. My only feeling after watching Tiantuan’s Thailand show is that we should wait until next year to find a partner.
3. Every time I am asked about finding a partner, I feel a sentimental feeling. If you don’t have a partner, there is something wrong with you, you can’t fit in with the group, and you are an alien. The world is so terrible. Where will Dazai Osamu's disqualification in the world take place? I am a monster because I am alien. I'm so sorry for being born human. < /p>
5. The old lady asked you whether you have fallen in love with someone, that’s why you are so resistant to me finding a partner for you. I said I fell in love with a married man. She said that if it is true, then just think about it. What you can’t get is bad, and it’s not suitable for you. Haha, maybe I will take the postgraduate entrance examination next year. Be happy, life is getting better little by little.
6. Feeling, really, horoscope says. Enjoy your single life to the fullest. When you go to graduate school, you really have to find a partner. Not only for yourself, but also for your parents and future.
7. The reason why my uncle is so good to me is that every time I look for a partner, when he doesn’t succeed, he starts to think about what job you will do in the future. He never said, "No, it won't work for this job, or for that family." My uncle's loyalty lies in the fact that every time someone chases me or something, he goes and reports it before I even talk to them.
8. This year: Make money. Next year: Make money and find a partner. The year after next: Make money and open a store
9. I suddenly remembered that I had made an agreement with someone (40 or 30) and we got together when we didn’t find a marriage partner. After a car accident, we worked hard to find a partner. Finally, we got married at the time I set before. After having a baby, I started to reflect, why were I so worried about not being able to get married in the first place? Or is it because of him? What if I refuse to let myself get married? There are many unknowns, no need to worry! Let it go! Watch quietly.
10. Yang Zhen’s temper has become so good recently. He lets me ridicule him and scold him. He also knows how to accompany and educate his children. The children’s grandparents are also respectful and gentle to me. My mother has become more open-minded and does not mention it. When I was looking for a partner, 30 couriers came in a row without any nagging. My colleagues treated me like a princess and took care of me and worked for me. My colleagues, friends and relatives either regard me as a spiritual role model or praise my versatility. I am obviously more and more imageless and prefer to be alone, but everything is completely strange.
11. I always want to use my own words to record the journey of my heart. The road to marriage is too difficult to walk, and it is also difficult to find a partner. It is still tiring to find the beautiful 24-year-old, but in the end, no such person appears. , I no longer believe in fate, everything is far-fetched, we walk together in a hazy manner, forced by the worldly world, exhausted!
12. The person I'm interested in doesn't like me, but the person I'm not interested in likes me. I want to find someone, but I don't want to make do with it.
13. Grandma Jinbao brainwashes me every three to five to have a second child. It’s really, really annoying. Why do parents always force their children to do things they don’t want to do under the banner of doing it for your own good? And they think it's a very good thing. When I was studying, I was afraid that I would kill you if there was any trouble in my relationship. Once I graduated, I would keep urging me to find a partner and get married quickly. When I got a little older, I would feel sad and heartbroken, as if I would never be able to marry.
14. It’s okay to not have a partner. The advantage of not looking for a partner is probably that on days like this, you can sleep until seven o'clock, then get up, change clothes, put on slippers, and rush to check in without brushing your face or washing your teeth. I can also bring breakfast back with me.
15. I found that the tuba is too rotten. . . It is estimated that it will affect finding a partner in the future. . . Find time to purge. I want my roots to be straight and my sprouts to be red!
16. I have been criticized all the time. Even all the teachers are criticizing me. They have to find a partner for me. I haven’t been able to seduce the school girl, so I want to seduce the school girl? The three days of admission work are finally over, I’m so tired.
17. Once you are used to the big waves in the circle of friends, your desire to find a partner has gradually faded away. Ask yourself whether this society still has sincerity.
18. It’s so scary tonight. In fact, sometimes I keep making excuses to say that I don’t want to find a partner. But when I encounter certain situations, I also want to find a shoulder to lean on and someone to accompany me. , but I am only fresh for three days. After three days, I will not want to be together. I am not good enough. Just meet someone who is good to me.
19. On my birthday, my family is urging me to find a partner again. As expected, what I said when I said I wanted to find someone casually or not was all false. But so what? People can't endure the same blow over and over again. I haven't felt like I have come out of it for more than a year. I am 28 years old. Maybe this is really the case in my life.
Twenty, I really don't need to give it. I've found a partner, but I don't want to go on a blind date, and what do the people who made me an appointment with a psychiatrist think?
21. You are no longer the cutie who has to think about it for a long time even if you spend fifty yuan, but you are a poor person who has to think deeply about it even if you spend five yuan. So I have to rent a house by myself. Only by supporting yourself can you be able to find a partner.
22. Recently, my classmates are always talking about finding a partner, and I feel like I am being driven crazy.
23. I found a very abnormal social phenomenon. Because at this stage in China, there are far more girls living together than girls working together. In addition, more and more girls are becoming The more realistic it is, the more and more girls live together, and more and more upper-class boys choose to find partners abroad. The middle- and lower-class boys are either single, or would rather live in the last century or the feudal era, or the future will be better than now! ---Fly high.
24. My brother is enlisting in the army next week and can't go to send it off, so he sent red envelopes in advance and gave a lot of instructions. In the end, he replied, sister, hurry up and find a partner, and be more careful. Well, he's his biological brother.
25. When this man has already made a move on you, it means he has made up his mind. Whoever finds a partner in the future must pay attention and don’t find someone whose parents will fight. Yes, because this is hereditary. If it were a marriage like mine, then I hope my children would simply be single and live a pure life!
26. Watch "Long Live the Wife". If a man has a stable job and a moderately stable income, the happiness and stability index of his family will be relatively high. Men who are unhappy at work are often unwilling to talk to their wives but are more willing to talk to others. The opposite sex says, and then there is an opportunity to cheat. To put it bluntly, men have poor self-regulation skills, so they understand why parents prefer their children to find a partner with a stable job.
Twenty-seven. If I had known this was the case, I would have looked for a partner in high school, and I wouldn’t go on a blind date now. I really want to go back to school.
28. My father said that he can support me without having to find a partner, so friends, I don’t want to realize your wish to get out of singles as soon as possible.
29. I found that I still have a problem with my sleeping posture. On the first day of losing weight, I only ate half a bowl of yogurt and oatmeal. Not to find a partner, not to become ugly. . It's for health. Let yourself stand up again and become that running number seven.
Thirty. We always comfort others like wise men, but torture ourselves like fools. Someone asked me why I wasn't in a hurry to find a partner. Actually, it wasn't that I wasn't in a hurry, it was just that I didn't meet the right one.
31. When looking for a partner in the future, look for a medical student. At least he won’t let you drink boiled water all the time if you catch a cold. He also knows that boiled water is not a panacea.
32. To see whether a person likes you is not to see how nice he is to you at ordinary times, but to see how badly he treats you when he is angry. He will use you as a punching bag to vent his emotions at will. People, it’s okay if you don’t want it. The same goes for finding a partner, and the same goes for finding friends.
Thirty-three, I hope you will get some real advice when looking for a partner in the future.
34. I don’t know the point of urging me to find a partner to get married every day. I don’t want to just find someone unsuitable to get married.
Thirty-five, fur is definitely the most fashionable winter clothing this year. My first fur was actually given by my sister. I bought the fur coat myself. How could I be such a failure as a person? I can't find a partner, I'm a failure, I feel like a failure recently, I've failed in everything.
Thirty-six. Suddenly I feel that it is quite right to find a partner to see his face. After all, when it comes to ability, who can say what will happen to someone in the future~ Only face, what you see now is what you see.
Thirty-seven. Scribing: My weekend has begun again. I don’t want to sleep anymore. There is no need to rush home from school this Mid-Autumn Festival. It is said that girls who are teachers are easy to find partners. Children are very simple. If you are good to them, they will be good to you.
Thirty-eight. Suddenly I remembered that Mengmeng asked me tonight, Liangxiao, when will you find a partner? My answer is, I still don’t know when my partner will come to me. Yeah, that’s how smart he is! Find a space to talk about your partner
1. Because I am stupid, I will like you.
2. It’s hard to get used to living without you.
3. I look at you affectionately, but you don’t take it seriously.
4. I hope to find someone who is worried about losing me.
5. Are you considerate? I am waiting for you here.
6. Just find a true man to live with and love me.
7. You are the only groom who survived this winter.
8. I have been sincerely looking for a life-long down-to-earth person.
9. I love you right where you are, and you love me right now.
10. Holding the hand of the son and growing old together with the son, where is the son? Where is the son?
11. If I can’t find a suitable umbrella, I would rather hold an umbrella all my life.
12. Who, I love you so much that I don’t even want my own love.
13. Being ordinary is the truth, just looking forward to the fate that belongs to you
14. Growing older with the one you love, what could be happier than this?
15. Men, please don’t hurt the woman who loves you deeply.
16. Look for my destiny in the service area, hoping to find you.
17. I just want to love truly and vigorously, and a lifetime is enough.
18. If you want to talk to someone, you can live with them forever, love them until you grow old, live until you grow old, for the rest of your life!
19. Treat him sincerely and you will always find him who is sincere.
20. Find someone who loves me and tolerates me, because some people have a childish temper.
21. The sunshine is light and the years are peaceful. If you don't want to come, how can I grow old?
22. I am just an ordinary girl, who can go to the hall or the kitchen.
23. I look at the sky stupidly, and your face appears like a movie. .
24. How about admitting that I am not that strong, I just want to be held gently.
25. Is there anyone like me who is still obsessed with a fruitless result?
26. Gathered by fate, beautiful fate, hope is the most beautiful hint given to me.
27. Where are you, my lifelong person who either never starts or lasts forever?
28. I wish to have the person of my heart and stay together forever. All I want in my life is to find the right you and stay with me until we grow old.
29. To the whole world, you are one person, but to one person, you are the whole world.
30. Singing and dancing are just dreams, and only ordinary things are real. Are you willing to accompany me through every ordinary 365 days?
31. I really want to find someone who loves me, loves me, has a managerial mind, is filial and not chauvinistic.
32. My current status: idiot, bad student, funny, no money, no looks, no height, no partner.
33. I hope to find a man who can treat me well, love me and love me, and can accompany me quietly to the palace of marriage.
34. My dear, when you want to cry, raise your head, don’t let the tears fall, and tell yourself: Don’t be stupid, no one cares.
35. I am a bad person. If I am looking for a partner, I want to find someone who is older than me, mature and stable, and preferably someone who can support the family.
36. How can we have both in this world? In my life, I gain and lose at the same time. Happiness and misfortune only lie in the familiarity between gain and loss.
37. I am looking for you in various ways. Come out quickly. I really want to say something. It was great to meet you that year!
38. I like to be generous, cheerful, humorous, motivated and responsible. Be filial to your elders and be caring. Hope to meet the right person at the right time.
39. If you think of me as a kite, either let me go or take me home. Don’t tie me up with an invisible emotion and make me sad.
40. I am not a daughter raised in a boudoir, but I am also locked in deep loneliness; I am not the age of eating chaffy vegetables, but I have tasted the ups and downs.
41. The ideal man: an outstanding man who is wise, kind, humorous and generous. Appearance is not the most important, but you must have an optimistic attitude and enough sincerity.
42. To the whole world, you are one person, but to one person, you are the whole world. I hope the goddess of luck will favor me and allow me to find love and you here.
43. Love is not about finding similarities, but learning to respect differences. Life is not necessarily about starting from the starting point, but about passing through the intersection and learning to understand the frustration of being lost.
44. I will be here waiting for your arrival, looking forward to the blossoming of our love, looking forward to decorating our nest in a romantic and warm way, and feeling happy as soon as we get home.
45. I know that someone is waiting for me in this world, but I don’t know who he will be, so I will be happy every day. When he comes, I will share my happiness with him.
46. Thousands of words, just for you and me to get to know each other and walk towards the palace of marriage. Don’t take the wrong path. Stay pure. Remember that I only exist for you. You can only belong to me. I.
47. I really want to catch love in front of me, grab it by the collar and say fiercely to it, I have obviously tried my best for you, but love, love, why do you just give it up? Not showing up?
48. A small movement, a wandering look, or a turning distance. People who love each other should have a tacit understanding of fate. Find someone who loves me and understands me, and life will be harmonious due to tacit understanding.
49. I look forward to learning how to cook for my lover seriously, constantly changing the taste, just to take good care of his stomach; I look forward to carefully taking care of every fold on my lover’s shirt, so that he can feel the tenderness and honey every day.
50. The years are passing by, and I just want to find a partner to spend my whole life with. That is the most beautiful scenery: a cup of strong coffee, two wicker chairs on the terrace slowly The old lover, late but peaceful.
51. Maybe I am ordinary, but I definitely lack the passion for life and the dream of life. Maybe I will be lonely, but I will look for you all the way. Meeting you will be the most gorgeous moment in my life.
52. I look forward to finding such a person: as soon as I go online, I will check to see if he is there. If he is not there, I feel a little disappointed. If he is there, I dare not disturb him! I look forward to having such a person. As soon as his state changes, I will immediately have random thoughts and speculations!
53. Maybe I am ordinary, but I definitely lack the passion for life and the dream of life. Maybe I will be lonely, but I will look for you all the way. Meeting you will be the most gorgeous moment in my life. I want to stay and be lived by you.
54. I firmly believe it! There must be you in this world, on the way to me. Regardless of the weather, regardless of wind, frost, rain or snow, even if we keep each other for thousands of years, we will eventually meet and wait for the happiness arranged by God for thousands of years.
55. I hope to have a job that is not boring, to meet a person who is not ugly when I am not very old, to have a leisurely love, and to have a wedding that is not noisy or noisy. , give birth to a lovely baby, live my not-so-bad life peacefully
56. I deeply believe that there will be someone who will love everything about me with all his strength. My crying, my laughter, my willfulness, my tenderness, my dependence, my selfishness, my innocence, my carelessness, my madness, my quietness, and I also love you with all my strength. of all that heart.
57. True love is when two people can stay together in the most difficult times. Even separation is an inevitable test. According to research, a person will meet about 29.2 million people in his lifetime, and the probability of two people falling in love is 0.000049. Cherish every hard-won encounter. It's best to fall in love only once in a lifetime, once for a lifetime.
58. Would it be a miracle if I met you here? I have imagined countless times what my future partner will look like, hazy and kind. Until now, I believe that love is fate after all. , the meeting and love between two people in the vast sea of ??people is a coincidence in itself. Will you be my coincidence? Tell me about how difficult it is to find a partner
Tell me about how difficult it is to find a partner
(1) Finding a partner requires very high requirements at the beginning, such as character, education, house, car, appearance, etc. Later, I found that it was too difficult, so I lowered my requirements. If it didn’t work, I lowered my requirements again. In the end, I no longer had any requirements. I felt like I was on sale, but the result was still not what people wanted.
(2) Communication barriers are that no matter how pleasing the appearance is, You can't generate the slightest interest in continuing to chat with him. No matter how well-matched you are, if there are problems with communication, it's the same as two worlds. It's really difficult for me to find a partner. The only person in this world who suits me is myself< /p>
(3) Looking for a job is like looking for a partner. The one you like may not like you, and the person who likes you may not like you. It is too difficult to find someone you like.
( 4) I started thinking about finding a partner for me again, and I was almost bored to death. It’s really hard to be quiet
(5) It’s too hard to find a partner. I chatted with a few people on the class schedule, and all three views were inconsistent. I have a problem. It’s my problem three. If we don't agree with each other, we really can't talk about being single. It's better to be single.
(6) The old lady said that when you get older, it’s time to find someone. I really don’t understand why you have to find someone when you get older. Why do you want to find someone because you are older? This Don't things depend on fate? It's too difficult for me to find such a person, but I won't make do with it. Even if I can't find it, I'm willing to wait.
(7) Day 5 My life was a little painful because of my aunt. But I am waiting for my brother obediently. Continue watching variety shows and watching the stage. Recently it has been inconvenient to brush oil pipes and wait until I go abroad to brush up. Ah yes, happy Valentine's Day brother, although we are both single. It's too difficult to find a partner, so let's continue to fall in love.
(8) I feel that I can play with myself for a hundred years. It is really too difficult to find a partner. It is too difficult and not easy at all.
(9) Looking for a job is like looking for a partner. It is really difficult to find someone that both parties like.
(10) I accidentally saw a question that someone asked me last year. The problem is, I have always felt that I have very upright views on finding a partner, but it is often difficult to find such a man. A man's character is more important than anything else, but I believe that you will be very happy after marrying such a person. He must be very gentle, and he knows more about the world than I do, but he is sophisticated yet unsophisticated. His stability and steadiness make me feel at ease. When I am troubled, he leads me to break through the fog and keep walking towards the man in the distance.
(11) It’s easy to find a partner, but it’s too difficult to meet someone who shares your mind.
(12) It’s really difficult to find a partner. It’s hard for me to flirt with men. He said it was too difficult, and I started biting my nails with anxiety. Please help me
(13) It was really difficult for my parents to urge me to find a partner! It’s easier for me to make money quietly!
(14) My mother emphasized to me again today that when looking for a partner, we must recognize the reality and cannot look for idols, otherwise it will be too difficult. Just because I showed her my newly arrived ananps: God knows why I just received last December’s magazine
(15) It’s so difficult to find a partner, especially one who likes each other. I may never meet true love in my life. I have forgotten what it feels like to like someone.
(16) I met a junior high school English teacher on the street today. The first thing he said when we met was, My dear, work is really difficult now. There are too few people to recruit and too many to apply for. What should we do? What's more, it's time to find a partner. I. . . What is going on. . .
(Seventeen) I accidentally met a customer today. He is an uncle who looks more than ten years younger than his actual age (actually he can be called grandpa). He has traveled all over the world. I have been there. He has been to almost all the places, and we got along very well with them. Now I can get to know all kinds of different people in this job, which feels really subtle. In the end, my uncle gave me some pertinent advice, telling me not to be too picky about finding a partner. After 30, it will be too difficult. Okay, I get it.
(18) It’s really not right for me not to find a partner. There is no suitable one, but I am accumulating a relationship. This only one relationship consumes too much and hurts my vitality. It is too difficult to find the person I once was, but I will work hard, so I really don’t. I'll make it, I don't think it's time, and it won't be easy for anyone to say anything, that's it.
(19) It is too difficult to meet someone like my uncle. From now on, when looking for a partner, I will look for someone who likes me. If not, I will keep waiting. I will wait to death! I'm so tired today, good night
(20) It's easy to find a partner, but it's too difficult to find the one you like; it's easy to get married, but it's too difficult to marry for love; Conclusion: If you don't find a partner, It’s good not to get married but to be alone
(Twenty-one) The Queen Mother is now urging you to find a partner in disguise. Being honest and kind-hearted, I sincerely explained to her that your girl’s outlook on life is too upright. It’s really hard to find someone with a high degree of matching in outlook. It will be easier to find someone once I tweak my outlook a little bit. At present, your girl is walking on the difficult road of distorting the three views, so you can just wait and feel at ease.
(Twenty-two) On the second day of Valentine’s Day, two people wanted to introduce me to someone, but I just couldn’t get out of the cycle of wanting to find someone but not wanting to be introduced to someone. I met someone. It’s easy to understand people, but it’s too difficult to understand and you’re too lazy to start from the beginning, so just muddle along
(Twenty-three) I don’t like celebrating the New Year, I don’t want to grow another year older, and the second Year of the Rooster is about to happen. See and hear Most of the things I mentioned were about people of the same age getting married and having babies. There were many instructions from parents, and they were written about. Life is not easy. Surviving in a big city is too difficult. Don’t look far away when you are looking for a partner. Your parents will never come back even if they miss you. I don’t know where I will go in the future, but first of all, I can give them confidence so that they don’t worry about the past and miss the past
(Twenty-four) After so many years of separation, I feel that I have never wanted to find a partner. . The only reason I feel that I need to find a partner is because I am getting older and want to get married and start a family, so I need to find a partner when I want to fall in love. Oops, I feel that facing such a situation with a personality like my own is just like the Hui people who eat pork or the Muslims who believe in Jesus. It is just as difficult. .
(Twenty-five) In the new year, I will no longer force myself to find a partner because it is really too difficult. In the new year, I hope to be more sensible and tolerant.
(Twenty-six) I didn’t fall asleep until 4 o’clock yesterday due to insomnia. Today I thought I must go to bed early. But at 1 o’clock in the middle of the night, my brother drank and called me and talked until after 3 o’clock. The object is too difficult. I? It’s not like I can’t find a partner on the first day
(Twenty-seven) It’s too difficult to find a partner these days. My mother sighed and said, we could just find a partner at that time. I have lived with your father for most of my life, why are you in so much trouble? I also think it’s more or less the same, but where have all the more or less the same things gone?
(Twenty-eight) It has been from one o'clock in the morning to now, and I have been unable to sleep due to the snoring of some people. It is rare that the baby is so good today, and she has not woken up since she went to bed at nine o'clock. But I still couldn't sleep well. That's enough. In the future, when my daughter is looking for a partner, she must not look for someone who snores. It’s so unbearable!
(Twenty-nine) It is not difficult to find a partner, but it is too difficult to find someone who can completely accept yourself. It is too difficult, too difficult.
(Thirty) If you miss it, you have missed it. When you get older, it is difficult to accept some things. It is better to leave the matter of finding a partner when you are young. At that time, you can tolerate a lot for love. Now , too difficult.
(31) There is no harm without buying or selling. An elephant is already so expensive that I can’t afford it. What’s more, I have to find a partner. Isn’t this too difficult? Three and five are both difficult
(32) The game Three of Swords is too difficult to play. Finding a black guy is fucking harder than finding a partner. I feel like my hair is falling out in handfuls
(33) A girl brought her two daughters after divorce. She felt that there were no good people in their area and it was too difficult to find a partner. I just handed out a drift bottle. I laughed, this was too unreliable. She said it was the only hope.
(Thirty-four) Just give me love, and I will earn the bread myself! This sentence will probably never be said again! It feels so hard to like someone now! Not having anyone you like is also a very sad thing! The older you get, the more concerned you are about the conditions when looking for a partner. I feel like I will never love again
(Thirty-five) Damn it, my classmates in the elementary school, junior high school and high school art studio thought I had plastic surgery, and my father was so angry. A year ago, I was ugly, but I had a partner. I like it, damn, it’s so hard to find a partner now
(Thirty-six) I’m a little tired, I want to take care of the feelings of everyone I love! Too difficult! Tort yourself until you have a headache! There is no optimal choice! In the end I didn’t know if I was doing the right thing! Maybe if I don’t find a partner, there won’t be so many things to do. I’m aggrieved and uncomfortable. Let these gorgeous fireworks take away my bad mood today!
(Thirty-seven) You become mature as you get older. Only when you get married do you understand that finding a partner is like buying a lottery ticket, and the result is too difficult to predict. If you have a good skin, you still have peace of mind. Everyone has their choice.
(Thirty-eight) It’s so difficult to grow up. You have to work and earn money to support yourself. You have to find a partner to fall in love with and get married. Friends have to leave and go their separate ways
(Thirty-nine) Fever reaches 39 degrees. many. Tonsillitis hurts even when drinking water. When seeing a doctor. The doctor said it was time for me to find a partner. This problem is just adding insult to injury. This question is too difficult. I won’t do it
(40) If we regard finding a partner to get married as a problem that must be solved, then we should analyze it step by step towards this goal, without being indecisive or hesitating. I think this It won't be too difficult.
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