What are the lines of Disciples Rules played by Li Jindou and Fu Qiang?

Guest: Mr Ma, Mr Ma!

Guest: I said you have another apprentice?

Ma Ji: Just received it! Customer: So did your apprentice come today?

Ma Ji: He follows me wherever I go! Customer: Then take him out and let me have a look!

Ma Ji: Pull it out? Customer: No, take him out!

Ma Ji: Can I have a hug? Guest: Please invite him out and let us have a look!

Ma Ji: This one can't talk, please wait! Guest:

Ma Ji: Hello! I do. Come on, come on. I am a believer,

See you for the first time!

Ma Ji: How about it? Guest: OK, you are really a good apprentice, imported goods!

Ma Ji: What do you mean ... foreign friends? Guest: Foreigners? Excuse me, what's your name?

(Disciple: The name is awkward) Guest: What's your name?

Ma Ji: How embarrassing! I gave it to him. Guest: What's your name?

Ma Ji: My name is Liu Shun. Customer: These two names are really nice. Can I talk to him?

Ma Ji: What language do you use? Guest: China!

Ma Ji: I'm afraid you can't beat him! Customer: Can I beat him in Chinese?

Ma Ji: Try it if you don't believe me! Customer: Then I will learn!

Customer: Student, are you there?

(Disciple: Coming! )

Ma Ji: How about it? Customer: The pronunciation is quite standard!

Ma Ji: Of course! Customer: Why are you pulling?

Disciple: Crosstalk is coming! ) guest: I will give him some color to see see this time! How old are you?

Disciple: Yes! ) Guest: Have you eaten? Did I ask your age?

(Disciple: Zhajiang noodles! ) guest: it's over, it's over! I am stumped!

Ma Ji: What was your question again? Customer: I asked him at first, and his answer was not bad, but later.

I asked him, how old are you? He said that he had already eaten.

Ma Ji: Yes! Yes, we had a good meal.

Fill your stomach before you go on stage! That's right! Guest: Wait a minute. Zhajiang noodles said they had eaten, right?

Ma Ji: No. He is so clever, can he say so? Customer: That's what he said! Ask if you don't believe me!

Ma Ji: I asked, I asked, look!

Ma Ji: Coming?

(Disciple: Coming! )

Ma Ji: Look at the multiple answers. Guest: Ask later!

Ma Ji: Who did you come with?

Disciple: I came with you! )

Ma Ji: Be polite! Don't say "you", say "you"

Ma Ji: Listen! How old are you?

Disciple: Yes! )

Ma Ji: Let's eat ... Customer: How about it? How's it going?

Ma Ji: He didn't hear you clearly. Don't be in such a hurry Listen!

Blurt it out without thinking. If you answer incorrectly, people will laugh at you and laugh.

If you are a trivial matter, where can your master's face go? Listen!

How old are you?

(Disciple: Zhajiang noodles! ) guest: how about it?

Ma Ji: Apprentice! Apprentice! The master blew you up.

Wu rang, but you left master.

! Is that so? Customer: You are really an apprentice!

Ma Ji: You are even more exasperating! Guest: Reporter?

Ma Ji: What are you doing around? Schadenfreude, he replied.

What does it matter if you are wrong? I taught him!

Ma Ji: Apprentice, remember! In the future, people will ask you if you are expensive.

Don't always answer "eaten" and eat fried sauce.

The face is even more wrong! You are old. I mean, are you married? Do you have any guests? Wait, take a walk!

Ma Ji: What's the matter? Guest: This master is even more confused!

Ma Ji: OK! Guest: In your knowledge, do you still take an apprentice? When you are a teacher, you can learn nothing! You say, "Heaven does not boast, nor does the earth boast!" " People don't talk about themselves, water doesn't talk about themselves! How thick the brick is, how thin the jade tile is. "If you don't pretend to understand, just pick them up. Do you know that?/You know what? Just say, the ancients said, "Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, but knowing! "Don't suffer from self-knowledge, don't suffer from being a bosom friend, suffer from being ..." You don't understand! Hum! Look at your strength just now! Blow your own horn, be arrogant, and be arrogant again. Do you know the word "smelly"?