A cold joke that can shock people to death

A cold joke that can shock people to death

1, a good man was called by a sister to repair the computer, and the broken computer could not be repaired. At this time, my sister squatted on the good man's back and said, this is difficult to repair. Let's do something else. It's not so boring. ?

Good people feel that their technical strength has been greatly challenged and insulted, gritting their teeth and saying, I am sure I can fix it! ?

2, a person is timid+pedantic. One day, I saw a robber want to enter the house, so I wrote a note outside the door? Please don't enter? The robber kicked the door open.

He quickly hid in the bedroom and wrote on the door? This road is blocked? The robber kicked the door open again.

He hid in the toilet again and the robbers knocked on the door several times. After hearing a few coughs inside, he said, is anyone inside? .

3. manager:? Mr. policeman, the cashier of our company has escaped! ?

Pol.ice: Did you check the safe?

Manager:? It's been thoroughly checked. He's not in there. ?

In the chef's craft competition, in order to reflect fairness, automatic devices are used to detect the quality of food. As long as the food is put into the test box, the name and grade of the food will be displayed on the screen.

Chef No.1 put a roast whole sheep in, and the screen immediately showed: roast whole sheep, first class.

Chef No.2' s specialty is pig's trotters with sauce. After being put into the detection box, the screen shows: sauce pig's trotters, super grade.

It was the turn of Chef No.3, who put his plate of dry-fried tenderloin into it with trepidation, only to see the detector calculate for a while before reaching the conclusion that the chicken feed was qualified.

5. Zhang Sanfeng? Mowgli, how much do you remember what I taught you?

Zhang Wuji:? Master Huitai, I only remember half?

Zhang Sanfeng:? So, what about now?

Zhang Wuji:? Is there less than half left?

Zhang Sanfeng:? So, what about now?

Zhang Wuji:? I forgot everything! ?

Zhang Sanfeng:? Ok, can I take the college entrance examination?

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