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Dear teachers and students:

Hello everyone!

Sometimes, a minute is long, and sometimes, it's short. There is an interesting sentence on the outer packaging of heart-to-heart tissue: "Sometimes a minute is long, sometimes it is short." Einstein's theory of relativity explains it this way: putting your hand on a hot fireplace for a minute is like an hour; An hour with a beautiful woman will make you feel as short as a minute.

Objective time will not become longer or shorter because of our subjective feelings. One minute is one minute. However, we can feel the speed of time according to our psychological changes. Psychological research found that the same minute, in different situations, that feeling is different.

When we do something we don't want to do, every minute seems like a long torture! When we do what we like, we ignore the passage of time, only to find that time flies so fast!

Last boring class, one minute is very long; Listen to an interesting class, one minute is very short. When you are idle and bored, one minute is very long; When time is badly needed, one minute is very short.

If my speech is wonderful enough, then everyone sitting here will feel that it is a wonderful enjoyment, and one minute is very short. However, if my speech is boring, just a few minutes may be a long test for everyone. Time disappeared in the blink of an eye. Whether it is a long minute or a short minute, we are either bitter or happy, or painful or happy. After joy and happiness, we smiled and moved on; After the pain and suffering, we constantly reflect, learn lessons and constantly improve ourselves. It is these different minutes that make up our colorful life!

Thank you!

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