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How to order frogs on Tanabata?

In idle fish or Taobao, there is a shop selling orders for "Tanabata Frog", which imitates the frog's name as 1 minute and charges 1 yuan. After the customer service receives the order, add a friend WeChat to conduct a "lonely and lonely" chat service. A few dollars can make your best friend's Valentine's Day' not lonely'.

Tanabata is approaching, and many people will order a Tanabata frog for their single friends on some platforms. Because the frog's voice is homophonic "lonely", many people will order one to amuse their friends. The frog's main task is to make a phone call. The lonely frog is rented online to laugh at his friends.

Single dog can spend Tanabata like this.

On Tanabata, if you are alone, please say a happy holiday to yourself when you wake up in the morning. ?

On Tanabata, if you are alone, please keep smiling when you go out. Maybe a TA will fall in love with you. ?

Tanabata, if a person, please keep the most beautiful yourself, because life goes on. ?

Tanabata, if a person meets that ta at the corner, please take the initiative to say Happy Tanabata. ?

On Tanabata, if you are alone, you might as well go to the movies and put aside all your troubles for the time being. ?

On Tanabata, one can buy a second half-price drink and eat it all. ?

On Tanabata, if a person can be beautiful at home, treat himself with a delicious meal. ?

On Tanabata, if you are alone, invite someone like you to sing and relax in Xintiandi KTV.