What is the most awesome language in history?

The most awesome words in history

As a typical failure, you are too successful.

With your appearance and age, you have already fallen below the issue price.

Shake if you like it, roll if you don’t like it.

Never mention it not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

The 30-degree smile at the corner of your mouth cannot be found in Baidu search.

I want the world to know that I am very low-key.

The largest church in the world cannot contain your sins.

It’s not that the road is uneven, it’s that you’re not good enough.

Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, make thousands of dollars, and become a heartthrob

Adults are expired children, and old people are expired adults.

I am lazy and have no fun

I have made a mistake and become a famous figure throughout the ages.

Nauseous mother cried very sadly while holding Nausea. Why? Because she was so disgusted...

The night gave me a black mouse, but I used it to play games until dawn

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Whenever the charge horn sounded, I hurriedly hid in the trench, because: I am an undercover

If I hadn't been able to defeat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

My heart is so broken that it looks like dumpling stuffing when I hold it out.

Playing the piano to a cow is not a skill, but talking to a cow is a real skill.

The road is long and long, so it is better for us to fight it.

If you don’t want to laugh, take anesthesia.

“Those who respect others will always respect them.” This virtue is often seen during banquets.

When you do it right, no one will remember; when you do it wrong, even breathing is wrong.

My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

Most women like a man for one reason: she just can’t understand him.

The stock market is fiercer than tigers, and the real estate market is fiercer than stocks.

Looking at it from a distance is a beautiful sight, but looking at it up close makes me want to call the police.

The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest lips.

You are the landlord of my land.

People are like iron, and style is like steel. Don’t pretend to be panicked all day long

Face is given by others, but face is lost by oneself.

Dear, my eyelashes are drowning...

Thinking too much will inevitably hurt you too much.

Sadness turns left and happiness arrives.

Dream and everything is possible.

God will definitely forgive me, because that is his profession.

I hit the ground face first, unable to recover.

No one holds hands, so I just hold my hand.

I never bully the weak~~~I didn’t know he was weaker than me before I bullied him...

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but it’s a pity that youth is a gecko.

You take your overpass and I take my underpass.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over...

Standing at the O-intersection of life.

Most of the so-called beauties are slaves to cosmetics.

In high school, we were as busy as grandchildren, but we could still be as happy as NB; in college, we were as idle as NB, but we could not regain the happiness of being grandchildren...

There are only three days in life. Those who live in yesterday are confused; those who live in tomorrow are waiting; those who live in today are the most at ease.

You get what you pay for, and you won’t feel hungry after eating porridge.

Just because we have a holiday, you can’t treat me as a holiday.

Standing at the crossroads of life, I feel even more hesitant.

If your words are not surprising, you will not be ashamed.

A "bad man" must have good looks, otherwise, he is not worthy of being a bad man, and he is not worthy of being a bad man in the hearts of women.

Where you fall, you get up... I always fall there, I suspect there is a pit there

Don't tell jokes at the beach, it will cause "sea laughter".

Don’t you have anything nice to say?” “You are so handsome, is this okay?” “Okay, that’s great!” “But I have to say it against my conscience, it’s really painful. ”

The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

Don’t use your temper to challenge my personality, that will make you die very rhythmically

Bad people need strength, and scum need taste.

I originally planned to search the dog, but I saw the cat pounce.

Alas, if this person is out of shape, even his headache will be migratory.

Being in a mixed society is a physical job that requires four skills: moving around.

I don’t know much about music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

Both homely and rotten, the future is uncertain.

Why do I suddenly want to cry? Could it be that I also have a little sadness that flows against the current?

I have been running on the field of hope, although I am occasionally tripped by disappointment.

From heaven to hell, I passed through the world

First love is infinitely better, but it is too late.

If you make a mistake, you will make a mistake, or if you make a plan, it will be done anyway.

Work QQ, refuse to chat, if you want to force a chat, you will be charged 50 cents, punctuation marks, half price, monthly card 30% off, doubled at night.

The tongue lasts longer than the teeth, and the software lasts longer than the hardware.

The difficulty in marriage is that we fall in love with each other's strengths, but live with her shortcomings.

Traveling is to go from a place where you are tired of staying to a place where others are tired of staying.

It is easy to stand outside the pain and counsel the suffering people.

You said... you like me? Actually... I started... Actually, I also... Well, let me tell you straight, I actually like myself quite a lot.

Time is like a river. The left bank is the unforgettable memories, the right bank is the youth worth grasping, and the middle is flowing quickly with the faint sadness of youth.

If you ask me who is the most magnanimous person in the world, I will tell you that I am the most magnanimous person.

If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

Born in poverty, the five elements are short of money.

The sky was bright.

Grandstanding can win favor, or it can lose favor.

The two major tragedies in life: one is despair, the other is complacency.

Tonight, let us use the cold war to keep warm

Low-key and high-profile

Not superstitious, just charming.

The greatest tragedy for a person is that he is unwilling to be himself.

Sad people like to drink wine, and lonely people like to sing old songs.

Push yourself and whip others.

A handsome guy named Lao Nifa.

Although the bow is powerful, it is useless without arrows.

When you walk to a place where water is scarce, you feel thirsty; when you sit and watch the clouds rise, you feel dizzy.

Those who are small in size are not gentlemen, and those who are not poisonous are not Trojan horses.

Alas! Say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn’t.

Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital

I am embarrassed to catch you, how can you still be embarrassed to steal

Look at you! Look at your back and scare away thousands of troops, and turn your head to scare away millions of lions.

Anyway, my destiny is always different from their calculations. I don’t know if they calculated it wrong or if I lived it wrong.

Rabbits don’t eat grass near their nests, and the quality is not good, so why bother looking for it around you?

People are parallel imports, but their hearts are licensed goods.

No matter how well-dressed you are, you will be knocked down by a brick.

I have to work hard to realize my dreams to make up for the bragging I did when I was a child.

Real warriors dare to look at beautiful girls and face the bleak single life.