18 super joke

1. Banana brothers go shopping together. Brother banana walked in front with long legs and took off his clothes because it was too hot. Guess what happened. Brother banana fell down.

A matchstick is itchy, so it keeps scratching and scratching. After catching it many times, its head caught fire, and finally it burned itself.

The traffic police stopped a young mother, with her son in front and her daughter behind. The traffic police said, "Why doesn't your child wear a helmet?"

The mother replied: "The child has a small head and can't buy a suitable hat."

The traffic police asked again, "Then why don't you wear it yourself?"

"If something happened to my child, why am I still alive?"

Lao Li took his seven-year-old son to see a doctor. "My son loves to swear, and he is paralyzed at every turn."

After examination, the doctor replied, "The child is not swearing, but has polio."

Xiaoli quickly called the head of the dormitory. "Our dormitory is exploding!"

The head of the dormitory was surprised. "It's autumn now, why is it still so hot?"

Xiaoli said: "It is hot!"

The head of the dormitory asked again, "What exploded?"

Xiaoli, "It's hot fast!"

6. One egg especially likes drinking tea in the teahouse, and later it becomes a tea egg.

7. Pang Hu has a new hairstyle. When he got to school, his classmates said that his hairstyle was like a kite. Pang Hu was very angry, so he ran out. He is running and flying.

8. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid.

Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions.

Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam!

Then this man roasted squid. ...

I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

10, an international student took a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign ahead prompted him to turn left. He is not sure, ask the examiner:

"Turn left?"

A: "Yes"

So ... shelve ...

1 1. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became a red bean; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

12, Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew …

13, there is a man who looks like an onion and cries when he walks.

14, the little penguin asked his grandmother one day, "grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

15, a couple of corn fell in love. ...

So they decided to get married. ...

On the wedding day ...

A corn can't find another corn. ...

This corn asks the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.

16. In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

17, q: two people fell into a trap. The dead are called dead, but what is the name of the living?

A: Call for help!

18, to be honest, I have passed the drunk driving test, but it is very difficult to get on the road after drinking, especially when going uphill, so I need to push it down, otherwise I can't get on.