Humorous jokes about happiness

1, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

Don't feel that you are rare, so cherish what is rare.

In this fickle age, the best way to remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, so am I.

6. Say happily: I planted my boyfriend in the field in spring, and I forgot this in autumn.

7. There are no fat people in the world. There are many thin people, and there will be fat people!

8. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

9. I am most afraid of three things in my life, the first is fear of death, the second is fear of illness, and the third is fear of life and death.

10, three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.

1 1. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who is a fool.

12, eating life is like a train. To sum up, shopping-eating, shopping-eating and shopping-eating.

13, every time I see a couple, I will sing the song "Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness".

14, a woman in the new era, went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for a mistress, and beat a rogue, but she couldn't get out of the kitchen.

15, if you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let others move around to help you tell me you're sorry ~ ~

16, heartless, can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, not tired.

17. Every dormitory has one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps very late.

18, good friends don't need too many, but two are enough. One is willing to lend you money, and when he asks you for a debt, the other is willing to kill him ~

19, whoever bullies me in the future, I will carve his name on the wood and light two white candles. ...

20. I can resist anything except money and beautiful women.

2 1, I think it's good to make a phone call, and everything you say is valuable.

22, you and he said civilization, he gave you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

23. Why have I never seen a ribbon float when I eat Dove? Why can't I see a big piece of beef when I eat Master Kong?

24. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that life forces me to be a bitch …

25. When I was particularly sleepy, my moral standards didn't wake up. Teachers should be careful.