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Funny Composition Part 1

I have a funny brother named Chongchong. He often makes us laugh and cry.

Chongchong likes to call me sister, mother and aunt, grandpa as master, and grandma as laoinai. One day, my mother deliberately asked Chongchong: Chongchong, what is your grandma’s name? Chongchong said without even thinking: Wife! Hahaha, everyone laughed so hard. Do you think my brother is funny or not?

Grandma told me that one day during lunch break in kindergarten, Chongchong took off his socks and gave them to his classmates to smell again and again, and kept saying: "Smell it, Qiongqiong" (Chongchong) Do you want your socks to show off (stinky)? Does Qiongqiong's socks show off? He is so disgusting! And he can’t even speak Mandarin correctly.

My brother has a nickname called Troublemaker, of course because he is also good at causing havoc! New toys bought at home quickly turn into garbage as soon as they get into his hands. It is precisely because Chongchong is so naughty that our whole family is often amused by him, which adds a lot of happiness to everyone. Therefore, we really like this naughty and funny brother. Funny Composition Part 2

In my memory, there is such a funny thing, which happened to my brother. One day, I put my bag of melon seeds on the table. My younger brother, who was not sensible, picked up the seeds and put them in his mouth without spitting out the shells. After a while, he swallowed all the melon seeds. I was shocked. How could my brother swallow all the melon seeds without spitting out the shell? I looked at my brother and he seemed to be fine. I opened the drawer and gave him a bag of candy, just to avoid him eating randomly again. The younger brother took the candy and put it in his mouth. He was eating it happily. Suddenly, for some reason, he seemed to be in a hurry and called his mother to go to the toilet. Haha, I think I must have diarrhea! And I pulled out a lot of melon seeds without spitting out their shells. I laughed secretly in the dark, thinking: My brother is so ridiculous. Funny Composition Part 3

Sun Kaixin, who used to be in the same class as me, was called the Funny King by his classmates. His every move could make everyone laugh.

One time the teacher played a messenger game with us. At the beginning, the teacher asked several students to go out and tell them what they wanted to spread. A few troublemakers in the class quietly went to eavesdrop. And what about the funny king? He took out a piece of string and asked two people to pull on both ends, hoping to make them fall. Then he put his index finger to his mouth and told us to be quiet. We also cooperated with him because we also wanted to know whether his trick was successful or not. He went out to take a look at the situation. After a while, he came to us and said: They are coming, they are coming! It was too late, but it was too late. Before we could tell him to be careful, the funny king had already fallen to the ground. At this time, everyone came in, and when they saw the funny king lying on his back, everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Do you think the name "Funny King" is appropriate for Sun Kaixin?