What are the contents of the third grade mathematics tabloids?

The content of the handwritten newspaper in the kingdom of mathematics:

There is a king in the kingdom of mathematics. He likes multiplication and addition best, and hates subtraction and division most.

Multiplication and addition always make the king like more things, while subtraction and division only make him like less things. Once, the king wanted to go out for an outing. He took four guards. Minus sign. Apart from "going to play together more" on the road, the five of them were bored and decided to tell jokes. Of course, the king doesn't have to tell them.

"Here. Tell me a joke. " Wang smiled and said to Cheng.

In order to please the king, he told a joke and deliberately called subtraction and division bad guys. The king sneered at it, which made him feel bad. Except immediately saying, "Let me sing a song for you." Subtraction and division are all women, and the voice can be said to be the beauty of fairies, so multiplication and addition are not good, so they are not allowed to sing.

"How boring singing is! Why don't we show you martial arts! " Say to the king with a smile. The king really wants to listen to songs, but he prefers riding horses. Plus you can only watch martial arts performances.

In the evening, in the hotel, by car. Add a room and subtract. In addition to a room, the king has a room alone.

"The dead king, how great does he think he is? Still not a dead fat man? " Multiplication and addition are under discussion. Suddenly, there were several thunders in the sky, and the king yawned twice. A curtain made of rain fell from the sky and broke the roof. Subtraction and subtraction are very happy in the room, because they can reduce the rain while dancing. Multiplication will only make more rain. When the king saw it, he flew into a rage and ran to the subtraction and division room.

In addition Crying in the room, listening. Except for the laughter from the room, it was slowly submerged by the rain.