Interpretation of English jokes

A few simple English jokes circulated in the circle of friends!

Joke 1: Why are six afraid of seven?

Q: Why are six afraid of seven?

A: Because seven ate nine.

Question: Why are six afraid of seven?

Answer: Because you can eat seven even nine!

What's the joke?

I replied: it should have been seven or eight nine, but I changed eight to ate with the same pronunciation. You got it?

Joke 2: Use? Beans Make a sentence

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said a girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. The third student said loudly, "We are all human beans."

A teacher asked his students to use words? Beans Make a sentence, and one of the girls says? My father grows beans? . Another classmate said? My mother fried beans? . The third student said? We're human? .

What's the joke?

I replied: Is it time to read Chinese? I don't know what this joke is about! ! This is the difference between Chinese and English. The teacher asked me to use it. The word is beans (meaning beans). As a result, the third student confused sentient beings with beans (because of the same pronunciation). The correct spelling should be human, not human bean!

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