Chinese jokes and short stories with English translation _ English poetry?

Cold jokes are a new language phenomenon that has only appeared in recent years. It takes the Internet as the main mode of communication. It is a special form of humor, which is mainly spread on web pages, Weibo and post bars. The following is a short Chinese joke story with English translation. Welcome to read!

Chinese short joke stories with English translation

One summer night, with a thunderstorm, a mother was covering her son with a quilt. She was about to turn off the light when his voice trembled and asked, "Mom, can you sleep with me tonight?" Mother smiled and gave him a comforting hug. "I can't, dear." She said I had to sleep in my father's room. The silence was finally broken by his trembling voice: "big sissy." "

One summer night, there was a thunderstorm, and the mother let the little boy go to bed and get into bed. She was about to turn off the light when the child asked in a trembling voice, "Mommy, can you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled, hugged the child and said, "honey, no", I have to sleep in my father's room. "After a long silence, the boy whispered in a trill," bold boy. "

Chinese short joke stories and English translation Part II

A shoplifter was caught red-handed while trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What if you say I bought this watch and then we forget about it? "

The manager agreed and made a mistake in the sales order. Liar and villain * * * looked at the list and said, "This is a little more than my budget."

A thief was caught red-handed when he tried to steal a watch in a jewelry store. "Listen," said the thief, "I know you don't want any trouble either. I buy this watch, and then we pretend that nothing happened. What do you think? "

The manager agreed and made a sales list. The thief looked at the list and said, "This is a little higher than my initial budget. Is there anything cheaper? " . "

Chinese short joke stories with English translation Part III

In the cinema, during a performance, an audience stood up, walked along a row of seats and walked into the hall. A few minutes later, he came back and asked the man sitting in the front row:

Excuse me, did I step on your foot when I went out just now?

Yes, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't hurt at all.

Oh, no, it's not that. I just want to make sure this is my row.

In a cinema, an audience stood up during the performance and walked along his row to the lounge. A few minutes later, he returned to the row and asked the person sitting in the first place:

Excuse me, did I step on your foot when I went out just now?

Yes, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't hurt at all.

Oh, no, that's not what I meant. I just want to make sure this is my row.

Chinese short joke stories with English translation Part IV

Two twins went to kindergarten. "Who is the elder and who is the younger?" A nurse asked.

Two twins walked into the kindergarten. "Who is older and who is younger?" The nurse asked.

One of them winked and said, "Brother, don't tell her."

One of them blinked and said, "Brother, don't tell her."

Chinese joke stories with English translation Part V

One day after school, the teacher said to his students, "tomorrow morning, if any of you can answer my first question." I will allow him or her to go home early. " The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard painted. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up! " "It's me," Bob said. "Now, I can go home. Goodbye, sir! "

One day, after school, the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any of you can answer my first question, I will allow him or her to go home first." The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found that the blackboard was scribbled. He was very angry and asked, "Who painted it?" Please stand up. "Bob said," it's me, sir. Now I can go home. Goodbye. "