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Interesting idioms with meaning

·Mosquitoes eat fat and oil from their belly - there is no oil and water

·Crabs are cooked in a pot of boiling water - let’s see how long you can run wild

·Crazy girl tells jokes - - Hehehahaha

·Invite the wolf as a guest - live impatiently

·The lame man walks on the blind man - learn from each other's strong points to make up for his shortcomings

·A frequent visitor to the dyeing workshop - lustful The gangster

·The steering wheel of the car broke down - going on a rampage

·Asking my sister-in-law to keep me company - uneasy and kind-hearted

·The poor widow goes to the market - no one wants anyone , want money but no money

·The mouse fell into the water vat - fashionable (wet hair)

·Han Xiangzi played the flute - extraordinary

·Huang Niba Falling into the crotch - not a thing (shit) but also a thing (shit)

·The yellow dog has horns on its head - it looks like a foreign (sheep)

·The weasel is looking for food - Act according to the opportunity (chicken)

·The weasel's butt - can't fart well

·The rat chews the ball - the guest (sniffs)

·The monk's temple faces the nunnery - everything must be okay

·The monk's wooden fish - grinning from ear to ear

·Hua Yazi worships his master - a shameless (teeth) person

(rich)

·The beggar is addicted to cigarettes - hates (smoking)

·The beggar performs the Yangko dance - poor and happy

·The dumpling skin is too thin - it is inevitable to Revealing the secret

·Peking opera steps - slowly rubbing

·A candle that has seen the fire - limp and floppy

·Seeing a camel and saying that the horse is swollen ——Rare and strange

·A sore on the spine and a plaster on the chest—no regard for future troubles

·Selling flutes on the street—self-playing

1. A toad crawls to ______ on the feet doesn’t bite, it’s annoying

2. Duck eggs don’t have raw feet ______ get out

3. Washing crows ______ with white powder doesn’t help

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4. A blind man eats glutinous rice balls ______ knows what he knows

5. Diving with a gold ingot ______ for money

6. Big eyes stare at small eyes______ I'm so stupid

7. Turtle back stone ______ hard to hard

Fart in the quilt---swallow it all

Sleep next to the toilet--- ----Not far from death (shit)

The blacksmith shop sells tofu____________gives both soft and hard treatment

The fairy’s fart_______________ is extraordinary

Sitting on the altar I fart_______________can’t figure it out

The urinal is rimmed with gold________ has a good mouth

Put your butt out and look at the sky - you are blind

Wipe your butt with gauze - Revealing (leaking) one's hand

Rolling toilets on high mountains ----- notorious

Installing chimneys in toilets -----the stench is sky-high

Three A hundred-jin wild boar gets a big mouth one by one

A three-foot-long ladder - the answer (build) cannot be said (eaves)

Three-quarters of flour and seven-cents of water - ten Confused

Buying a duck head for three cents - a cheap mouth

Buying a duck head for three cents and reading a thick book - very stingy

Wear it in the dog days of summer Leather jacket - don't know how to watch the weather

Wearing a leather jacket in the dog days of summer - not the time

Wearing a leather jacket in the dog days of summer - you will feel hot inside and outside

Dog days of the summer Firecrackers - explode as soon as you touch them

Dogs in the dog days - out of breath

Drinking herbal tea in the dog days - it's the right time

Burning the stove in the dog days of summer - it's really hot

There is no electric fan in the dog days of the dog - so busy

Drinking ice water in the dog days of the dog days - just what I want

Three stinkers Cobbler--like Zhuge Liang

Three cooks kill six chickens

——He is in a hurry

Three candies to buy a cow’s belly—all the noise (grass)

Three gentlemen and two sedans—no share for you

Three Bodhisattvas and two sticks of incense - not your share

Three yuan for a pig's head - just a mouth

Three yuan for a donkey - riding on your own and boasting

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Three dollars for a pig's head - just a mouth

Three shit sticks to support a skinny shoulder - putting on a stinky air

It's past the third watch - it's too late< /p>

Three houses with no doors open - monster (house)

Triangular bricks - not square

Three-legged cat - running around

Wearing a single coat on the 39th day - not showing off one's dignity

Eating popsicles on the 39th day - chills the heart; knowing one's coldness and warmth

Wearing a single coat on the 39th day - starting to tremble; No prestige

Sanjiutian wears a skirt - a beautiful frozen person

Sanjiutian's dried tofu - cold and hard

Sanjiutian The beggar of the sky - cold and hungry

Drink ginger soup on the 39th day - warm-hearted

Send a fan on the 39th day - ungrateful

Sanjiu Heart-to-heart talks - sarcastic words

Three-nine no drinks of cold water - cold from the inside out

Three taels of silver to put on account - rare (interest) little

The third-rate brother is the second-rate brother and the second-rate brother is the second-rate one

Sanmao’s hair is only a handful

Three acres of cotton and three acres of rice--it’s good for both eyes and rain

Not gargling for three years - a bad mouth

Three relatives and six friends, four friends - a group of friends

A three-year-old baby - The most valuable thing is innocence

Buying a coffin for a three-year-old child - make preparations in advance

Three days without sleep - listless

Three days of fishing and two days of drying the net ——Moyanggong

A three-legged toad - hard to find

A three-legged donkey - not very fast

A three-legged donkey - can't run< /p>

Three strokes, five strokes and two divisions - crisp and clear

Vegetable moss in March - wake up early

Fan in March - face full of spring breeze

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Draw a nose on three pieces of paper - a big face

Draw a house on three pieces of paper - a big face

Three awls can't prick a drop of blood—— Old Beef Tendon

The guy at the umbrella shop - I can't help you

There's a fish bone stuck in your throat - I can't go up, I can't go down

Sassy The fox cannot see the second master Guan - the evil will not suppress the good.

The broom drives away guests - show no mercy

The broom writes - big words (painting)

The broom's temper - outward but not inward

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A broom with a hat on its head - not considered a person

A color blind patient - indiscriminate

Making a fire in the forest - using local materials (firewood)

Having a picnic in the forest - plenty of firewood

The knife used to kill the chicken - of no use

The knife used to kill the chicken - making a fuss out of a molehill

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Killing without blood - insidious

Killing with life, borrowing with money - should

Killing a pig without showing off - wilting (fire retreat)

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Killing a pig without losing its hair - let's blow it up first

Anyone who kills a pig encounters obstacles - there are always guys

Killing a pig takes its own share - everyone is in trouble Heart

Killing a pig and cutting off its ears - not the key point

Killing a pig and disemboweling it - searching its intestines and scraping its belly

Killing a pig and stabbing its butt - each has its own way

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Use a pencil sharpener to kill pigs - it all depends on the know-how

Write on the sand dam - erase it if necessary

Kill wolves in a casserole - there is no good one

Stir-fried beans in a casserole - can't be grasped

Monk Sha carries luggage - it is obligatory

Shali Taoquan - there are not many

Desert Walking on stilts - not a road

Water in the desert - every little bit is precious

Keeping yourself warm in the desert - using local materials (firewood)

In the desert Chasing out thieves - tracking and chasing

Home in the sand dunes - uncertain

Eating sand-flesh watermelon - sweet to the heart

Eels on the beach - —The lifespan is not long

Fish on the beach - just jumping around

Building a house on the beach - the foundation is not strong

Picking millet on the beach - Not enough time and money

Boating on the beach - difficult to advance or retreat

Walking on the beach - one step at a time

Sand well - not deep

Sand builds a dam - it collapses as soon as it hits

Silly elder sister sings - Taili Zhu

Silly elder sister plays harp - doesn't know which string to pull

The silly elder sister’s painting - Tulai

The silly elder sister plays chess - take one step at a time

The fool collects firewood before - just look for this path< /p>

A fool sleeps on a cool bed - it all depends on his strength

A fool is the number one scholar - rare

Sifting through changing pot lids - there are edges and eyes

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Use a sieve as a bucket - full of loopholes

Take off the sieve - might as well (square)

Fill the sieve with water - full of loopholes

Sieve Filled with water - lots of holes

Sun-dried hemp stalks - would rather break than bend

Sun-cracked gourds - enlightened

Mountains of different forehead flesh - There is not much oil and water

Drilling wells on the top of the mountain - futile effort

Driving a river in a cave - only one can enter but not get out

Flash floods wash away rocks - even if they don't roll, Roll

Mountain monkey climbs trees - his specialty

Pheasant marries phoenix - not a good match

Bamboo shoots in the mountains - sharp mouth, thick skin and hollow belly

Red envelope rice dumplings in the mountains - not found (jujube)

Warming on the hillside - using local materials (firewood)

Bamboo on the mountain - emptiness inside< /p>

Fishing on the mountain - money lovers turn around

Skating on the mountain - landslide

Blowing the trumpet on the top of the mountain - the name (singing) is heard far and wide

Shanxi Fellow fellow - jealous

Rolling eggs on the cliff - none of them are good

Goats are intimidated when they see tiger skin

Goats and wild horses are together - Unsociable

If the mountain is about to collapse, grab a rope hoop - it takes a lot of effort

A stream in the mountain - cannot make big waves

A wild boar in the mountain - mouth Awesome

There are no tigers in the mountains - monkeys are big

Wang

A cold and stuffy nose - poor sense of smell

Injured fur - no harm to the body

A businessman selling cloth - no money for words

The fish and shrimp that came ashore - Yu Beng Yutiao

The father of God - God knows who

The man who hanged himself met Jigong - he wanted to die

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Going to the grave without burning paper - making the ancestors angry

Going to the street to buy radishes - asking for happiness

Asking the blacksmith to go to the beam - asking the wrong person

A mule that is bound - cannot be kicked open

A clock that is fully wound - does not rest for a minute

Carrying bamboo on the mountain - Gu Don't care about what's ahead

Go up the mountain to fish - money lovers turn to the opposite direction

Go up the mountain to cut firewood and sell it, go down the mountain to buy firewood for burning - one more procedure

Birds and turtles on the market - Shrink your head

A loaded bullet - ready to go off

A kite in the sky - relying on people to pull the strings

A balloon in the sky - fluttering

A rusty iron lock - not enlightened

Shang Fang's sword in hand - can be used to make mistakes

Pick up peanuts on horseback - grab a lot

Riding a horse with a needle in it - it's easy to get ahead

The rat in the shaobing shop - a bad food

The pig iron is red-hot - the harder it gets, the harder it gets

The fire is not burning well - Genius (adding firewood)

Burnt rice - make do with it

Burning down the house to drive away mice - does not count

Burning incense to drive away monks - overshadowing the guests

You decide what you want