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Jin Kesi's lines seem to have changed.
It's for breaking
I have, the best intention
for us to show-you've been played
I'm crazy, and I have a doctor's certificate!
(singing) Is she just a little sister, always shooting, or
(singing) The strongest one is a loser, always crying, ~ ~ ~ ~
Where am I? Oh, yes, in a catastrophe
Wait, I was wondering, um ... er ... how did others do this?
Wait, I'm thinking about something. Okay, I'm done.
I'm trying to put my heart into it, but I can't
What does Jinx mean? It's Jinx (meaning jinx, bad luck, unlucky person), stupid!
Stand still, I'm trying to shoot you
I'll give you time to count to three, three!
clips, just kidding, are useless!
Everyone dies
Smile, we are playing a shooting game!
any last words? Ha ~ no, go to hell!
I did it unexpectedly!
scream! If you can read
Seriously, it's no use screaming
There's no need to be afraid or alive!
You are my favorite target
You are-no, laughing
Hello!
oh, hi!
stop! I want to say something very cool
Ask me if I'm listening to you. Spoiler, I'm not listening ~~
I didn't even think I could detonate the whole audience one day
Anyway, let's start shooting!
you think I'm crazy? You should see my sister.
I wear a lot of belts, and there is no reason
to play ~!
hahaha, who needs a reason?
I held a concert and invited everyone.
I'll go back if anyone wants to fight. Without me, no one will scream to death ~ ~
I'm going to take my gun and fight with others. Haha
Joke
"Hi, Fishbone, should we detonate something?" "You should find trouble with others and then hurt their feelings!" "You are the worst weapon I have ever seen!"
"Fish bones, do you know what we should do?" "Wash clothes, wash dishes, and then go and settle some accounts!" "Oh ~ stupid squib!"
"Hi, Fishbone, do you think we can bully around forever?" "No, you should buy a house and save money for retirement." "You are not my boss!"
"Maybe we should settle down and live a quiet life" "Really? I'm always expecting you to ~ ""Hahahaha ~ No, to life, you're just a death machine "
Irony
Three guns mean: never say sorry
My guns don't kill people, I mean unless you shoot with them, then they will kill everything
= = <; Jinkesi also has a unique mocking expression on Kaitlin and Wei of the enemy team > ===
Yes, Caitlin
Where's your other gun, the woman with the hat?
Welcome to Huhu Town! Resident: Caitlin [1]
Yes, Wei
You have to chase me, idiot!
Wei means idiot.
I'm here, idiot!
when caitlin's big move hit jinx but didn't kill her
oh, your gunshot wound hurt my feelings.
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