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Prevent disease before it happens.

Wen. Tu/Yingge h

One night, the mobile phone rang, showing dad's number. It was the aunt who answered the phone: "Your dad pressed it by mistake, it's okay."

if you press it by mistake, you can press it by mistake. Why are you hanging up in a hurry? Her strange voice is suspicious: something must be wrong.

I immediately called my aunt and found out the whole story. I suspected that my father was in poor health, but I never thought that it was my aunt who was sick. Dad wanted to call and tell me, but she grabbed it and covered it up.

Soon, news came from my hometown one after another: old cerebral infarction, "three highs" and many others. The most terrible thing is that her blood sugar was measured for the first time in her life, and it was 32! Normal fasting blood glucose does not exceed 6.1.

Soon, the antihypertensive drugs and hypoglycemic drugs were taken, and the insulin was injected, but it was still not well controlled. It was really a mountain of illness, and complications gradually appeared: blurred vision, trembling legs and feet, and weakness of limbs. The development of the disease is unpredictable. Even crutches and wheelchairs were bought at home.

Dad, who has been completely dependent on his aunt for more than ten years, is really at a loss. With the support of spiritual strength, he has become stronger than ever. Every time I make a phone call, although he can't hear a word I say, he still insists on repeatedly expressing his inner anxiety and hope: "Don't get sick. You should all pay attention to your health, strengthen your exercise, and check as soon as possible if you feel uncomfortable. Don't be like your aunt. It's only been like this for a few days, alas!"

"Rome wasn't built in a day." Money in this world can buy any medicine except regret medicine. Aunt may regret not listening to advice. I regret that she didn't "tie" her to the hospital when she lived with me a few years ago.

The reason why I can't "tie" is very simple. She is not my own mother, and her own son can't "tie". What can I do? Dad joked: "If you can persuade her to go to the hospital, I will give you 5 yuan."

auntie is 64 years old this year. According to her, she never went to the hospital to see a doctor or had an injection in her life. I have known her for more than ten years, and her eyelids and legs are always swollen, and her figure is becoming increasingly bloated. I suspect that she is "three highs". Behind my house is a community medical station, which measures blood pressure and blood sugar for free. I have repeatedly tried to persuade her to take the test and take her to the hospital for examination. She just doesn't go and always smiles and says, "Nothing, that's what I did when I was young."

Although she is optimistic and cheerful by nature, she also suffers from headache and brain fever. But she has her own secret recipe. She carries "painkillers" with her all the year round. No matter where she feels uncomfortable, she takes two, and when she is tired of walking, she also takes two. In order to relieve constipation, she eats aloe capsules all the year round. When she thought she was "on fire", she went to the drugstore to buy some gunpowder to eat. But no one knows more discomfort. She hides it and is afraid of being taken to the hospital.

when the long-term latent illness developed to walking and wrestling and incoherent speech, she could no longer hide it. She was sent to the hospital by her son. Even in front of the doctor, she refused to tell the truth, always downplaying it.

This is a typical case of avoiding diseases and doctors. There are no more than two reasons. One is that I am afraid that illness and treatment will cause trouble to my children. If I can carry it, I think it will be fine. Another reason you may not believe is that you are afraid of injections. However, I don't want to cause trouble, and as a result, I bring more and more trouble to my family. I am afraid of injections, but now I have to get two injections of insulin every day for life.

An uncle I know is also a typical one who is afraid of illness and medical treatment. The difference is that he is not afraid of hospitals and doctors and injections like his aunt. He thinks he is in great health, disdains dealing with them, refuses to have a medical examination all his life, and insists that they not make a penny from him. Results One day, there was a sudden cerebral infarction, and it was found that there had been a slight cerebral infarction before. After getting out of danger, the uncle became very obedient to the doctor, letting him take medicine as soon as he takes medicine, and giving him an injection as soon as he gets an injection. He reported to the hospital physiotherapy department almost every day for 365 days except holidays.

I always firmly believe that everything should be compliant, not rebellious or hard-fought. Say a joke: "what you owe is always to be paid back."

if everyone is afraid of medical treatment, and they are all doctors themselves, and they refuse to let the hospital earn their own money, why do they need doctors? Why doesn't the hospital close?

Compared with the taboo of medical treatment, there are more people in life. On the contrary, they always suspect that they have this disease and that disease, and they go to the hospital for three days, but they are unwilling to find any results. They suspect that they are not up to standard: "Doctor, please check it again. How can I not be sick if I am so uncomfortable?"

My friend Hong's mother is such a person. She sighs and scowls all day. She needs to be examined if she feels uncomfortable here, and tested if she feels uncomfortable there. She has so many "diseases" that she doesn't know what to hang up, and she always suspects that she has a terminal illness. Rainbow really can't help her, just give her a hospital, rent a house outside the hospital, and let her run around, and check whatever she wants.

It's an extreme sign of irresponsibility to the body, whether it's taboo to treat diseases or doctors. As the saying goes: too much is too late.

We should care for our body, treat it well, adjust it with a healthy lifestyle, pay attention to some warning signs it sends out, do some relevant tests and examinations in time, and make some early detection and intervention on the disease. We should not ignore it, and don't wait until it is too late to recover.

But let's not focus too much on our bodies and be suspicious all day. With the increase of age, it is normal to have some discomfort and deterioration of physiological function. Look at those crooked trees, with a knot here and a scar there, even hunched over, but it doesn't affect their flourishing and vitality. The best way is to divert attention, find your own hobbies, and live a full life. Naturally, you don't have so much time and energy to pay attention to every throb of every nerve.

in the final analysis, the disease lies in prevention, not cure. More than 2, years ago, the Huangdi Neijing had proposed that "the sage can cure the disease before it is cured" and "the doctor can cure the disease before it is cured, the Chinese medicine can cure the disease, and the lower medicine can cure the disease." The "prevention of disease" mentioned here includes four concepts: "prevention before disease, early treatment if you want to get sick, prevention after disease, and prevention after recovery". "Bian Que can be described as the granddaddy of" preventing disease ",while Cai Huangong should be regarded as a representative figure who is afraid of medical treatment. When his disease is in the skin, muscles and stomach, he doesn't listen to Bian Que's advice, and then he will find Bian Que when he is ill. People run to the state of Qin to hide.

two years ago, the local Chinese medicine hospital set up a prevention and treatment center, and the director is my friend. When I recommended it to my colleagues, my colleagues asked me, "Does your friend see stomach problems?"

people are used to going to the hospital when they are sick, and whoever is not sick will go there. Although the concept of "preventing disease" was put forward more than two thousand years ago, it is still difficult to implant it into people's brains. Therefore, I am not very optimistic about the expansion of my friend's business of "preventing diseases".