Are there any homophonic jokes?

1: The village chief said, "Rabbit and shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage, please speak with pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs all ate today, and everyone is a turtle." Comrades and villagers, we are full today. Let's all use big bowls. ) 2. In a busy market, a fish seller shouted, "Fresh fish!" At this time, a bubble gum seller immediately shouted: "bubble gum!" " Hearing this, the fish seller said to the sugar seller, "Hey, why did you say my fish was ruined?" The more they quarreled, the more fierce they became. Just then, a seller of bean sprouts shouted again: "bean sprouts!" " A security guard came up and asked, "Who else is quarreling with them?" It happened that an avocado seller shouted, "avocado!" " After hearing this, the security guard said, "Well, take the four of you with you." A foreigner came to China and gave himself a China name, Mao Wei. He is looking for a job in China. He came to a company and a man asked him, "What's your last name?" He replied, "My last name is Wei." "Wei what?" "Why? Why am I surnamed Wei? Needless to say? "

4: One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he hesitated because the car dealership didn't have a Geely license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess around, right?" !

The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got off the bus angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but as soon as he got off the bus, he left in despair. The other party's original license plate is 44944 (just try it).

5: One day, there was an American officer who had just learned Chinese.

He said in the military camp: "One group of Saki (shooting), two groups of stealing eggs (dropping bombs), and I will make porridge (demonstration)."

Unexpectedly, it came from the military camp: "One group kills chickens, the other steals eggs, and I will cook porridge."

You don't know the meaning until you read it.