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The resurrection of Lao Zhou
Suddenly, there was a piercing cry from Zhou Shunde's home. Neighbors ran over and saw a sad scene: 76-year-old Zhou Shunde was lying on his back under the eaves, pale and with a pool of blood under his head. His wife, Xiuqin Yang, sat on the ground, her hands covered with blood, crying loudly. Zhou Shunde didn't respond at all.
Someone covered the wound with their hands; Someone flew to find a hemostatic; Someone touched Zhou Shunde's breath and pulse, shook his head and said, "No."
Zhou Shunde is a stubborn old man, and he can't pull back what he likes.
Wang Jingshan in the village has been alone since his wife died. He is 80 years old, and his legs and feet are not flexible and he can't move easily. However, his four sons ignored him and never came back for a year. Zhou Shunde brought Wang Jingshan's four sons to court. Some people say that he meddles, offends people and is threatened. However, Zhou Shunde fought the lawsuit to the end and gave Wang Jingshan a material guarantee.
Wang Jingshan was satisfied, and the villagers admired the strength of the old man. However, Zhou Shunde had to fight this lawsuit. He asked his four sons to hire a nanny for Wang Jingshan to serve Wang Jingshan's life.
Unfortunately, Zhou Shunde had an accident before the lawsuit was finished.
Zhou Shunde is stubborn, but he is a warm-hearted honest man, so he has a good relationship in the village. Everyone calls him Lao Zhou. Lao Zhou's accident immediately shocked the whole village and everyone felt sorry for the old man.
Peng Ling was founded, Lao Zhou's three sons came back, and relatives and friends came from all directions.
Lao Zhou was carried into a coffin with refrigeration function and knew nothing about what had happened.
When Lao Zhou woke up, he was already on the ghost road, with a chain around his neck and a wandering kid leading him in front. Lao Zhou lived a happy life and was in good health in his later years. Why would he want to go with the children? He pulled the zipper and got free. That boy dragged a demon who thought he had an easy job, so he was careless and was dragged by Lao Zhou.
The heady work is hard to do, because most people don't want to die and struggle hard, so the little kids are used to pandering and immediately pull up the river with Lao Zhou. How stubborn is Lao Zhou? Can it be committed? However, in the land of the underworld, there were many children, and several of them came running, pushing Lao Zhou and dragging him to Rosen Hall.
Yan Luowang thumped on the table to get the children off the stage.
"Why catch me? I haven't lived enough! " Lao Zhou shouted at his neck.
In the gloomy hall, a strange laugh like a brotherhood of the Wolf suddenly broke out, and all kinds of ghosts stared at him grimly. Lao Zhou saw this posture and knew that he was dead.
"I let you die in the middle of the night, you can still live until dawn? What a joke! Ha ha ha ..... "Yan Luowang laughed.
At this time, a judge came. Lao Zhou saw him at first sight. He is Lin Haifeng, his best friend when he was young. When Lin Haifeng was in his forties, he died to save his life. After he went to the underworld, he was appointed as a judge. Lin Haifeng also saw Lao Zhou and immediately ran to him and said, "You can come, I miss you so much!"
Lao Zhou said that he had not lived enough and wanted to go back so that Lin Haifeng could talk about the situation. Lin Haifeng said, "Lao Zhou, if you die, you are dead. You can't live! "
"But I died so suddenly that I didn't even say a word ... my wife and children had to die of grief ..."
"Don't worry, nothing!"
"No, anyway, you have to plead, let me go back and have a look!"
"It's best not to look ..."
Lin Haifeng said that he knew Lao Zhou's stubbornness, so he had sex with Yan Luowang, and Yan Luowang promised to let him go back and have a look.
Lao Zhou closed his eyes, and after Lin Haifeng pinched his pet phrase, he slapped him on the back of the head, and Lao Zhou fainted and was unconscious. When he woke up, his soul was lying in the coffin.
"It's fucking cold!" Lao Zhou said. He can talk, but no one can hear.
"What's that noise outside? Why is it so noisy? Someone else is laughing? Shit! ..... "Lao Zhou stood up and walked out of the coffin. It's already dark outside, and only his house is lit.
Everything in front of him is different from what he imagined. He thought that his sons were heartbroken and would cry their eyes out, and no one could stop them. But at present, there are no sons, only the eldest grandson and the second grandson, sitting at both ends of the coffin, playing with mobile phones.
There is a truck parked outside the gate. There is a man and a woman singing duet, and they are flirting with each other. Everyone around us laughed.
Lao Zhou was so angry that he wanted to stamp his feet and call names. At this time, the eldest son came out of the room, full of tears, standing in front of Lao Zhou's coffin, glanced at Lao Zhou's portrait, and his mouth was wide open. He cried. Lao Zhou felt much more comfortable. In a short time, the second son and the youngest son also came, and his wife came trembling, and the family kept moving to tears.
People kept coming in and out of the house, and the three sons were quickly called away, and his wife was helped into the house by her daughter-in-law.
The room is noisy and lively. When Lao Zhou stepped into the room, he saw two groups of players playing cards on the floor and on the kang in the east room. A tall, thin middle-aged man sat cross-legged on the kang and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Follow twenty, kick twenty!" " In a short time, a small stack of red and green tickets was picked up by him. Lao Zhou has seen this man before. He is a friend of his third son, but he can't say his name.
"Monkey, you give me a bottom!" Some people say. Lao Zhou saw that it was Wang Jingshan's youngest son, Wang Cheng, who had a good friendship with Lao Zhou's second son. Wang Cheng was very lucky this time. He had a "leopard" in his hand, and others did not show weakness. Soon the money piled up. Finally, there was only one person left over there. Wang Cheng spent all his money on gifts, but it was still not enough. He was so excited that he borrowed money from others.
"Wang Cheng, stop playing!" Someone came in and said, "Go back and have a look. Your father is dying."
"Don't worry, it won't be a day or two ... lend me another two hundred, hurry up!" Wang Cheng ignored people, borrowed money and turned it into robbery. He rummaged in other people's pockets.
When Lao Zhou heard that Wang Jingshan was going to die, he was thinking about it and going to see it. When he entered the yard, he saw Wang Jingshan crying in front of the coffin. "Shunde? You are back! " Wang Jingshan said.
Lao Zhou is invisible to the living. Lao Zhou knew that Wang Jingshan was dead.
Lao Zhou and Wang Jingshan looked at each other, not knowing what to say. The sons were filial, but the funeral was made like a happy event by unrelated people, and the sons could only cope. Lao Zhou is very dissatisfied with the present world, but there is nothing he can do. His idea of staying quietly with his sons cannot be realized.
Under the eaves, the place where he slipped has been cleaned up. There were only a few stones there, but the unlucky Lao Zhou stepped on it, slipped and hit his head.
A bad wind suddenly blew in the air. Lao Zhou looked up and a child was calling him.
"Let's go!" Lao Zhou said to Wang Jingshan.
"Go!" Wang Jingshan said he had nothing to miss.
"What about the funeral now?" Lao Zhou said.
"Isn't that it?" Wang Jingshan said, "It's good for you. I can't even read mine. Let's go. "
The funeral of the Lao Zhou family lasted for three days. Lao Zhou stopped there like a decoration, and only his son and wife took time to cry.
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