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Master, look at my Wei Zi astrolabe.

The basic fortune is your core ability. If you play it effectively, you can change the status quo or reverse the decline.

You are an agile person who is good at reconciling internal and external views. You will try your best to give consideration to subjective and objective opinions, integrate compromises, build consensus, try hard, and then learn and correct from mistakes or experiences.

Judging from the constellation, the key house is purple, which is the first in the Palace of Destiny, sitting in my own house. Personality will be more lofty, the attitude of looking forward to performance will be strengthened, and maleficent stars such as holding sheep, sudra, Bell Star and Robbery will enter my home again, promoting the advantages of breakthrough, momentum and innovation. Besides,

These stars and patterns are all showing the character strengths you were born with:

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Self-esteem is very high, a little supercilious, lofty and straightforward, and there is always a cheerful confidence in my heart. I can pursue and stick to the truth. Usually, I don't feel that I have shown great dignity, respect my face and self-discipline, so I have the demeanor of a celebrity.

2

I don't like to argue with others. I prefer a leisurely lifestyle, without pressure and restrictions. When under pressure or restriction, a person's life rhythm will become disordered and difficult to adjust. Therefore, a person loves nature and would rather be a wild crane in the clouds and indulge in the mountains.

three

Due to the influence of external environment, such as friends' suggestions or absorbing foreign information, the shortcomings of self-righteousness can give consideration to both subjective and objective, and the ideas become more balanced.

four

Have a sense of responsibility, can be moderately responsible, and will strive for the fight. It is ok to resist pressure. When dealing with difficult things, we will give consideration to both subjective and objective factors and find the most reasonable solution for things. Although they have their own ideas and practices, they will make full use of foreign information to correct and adjust themselves, so they have a more reasonable decision-making model.

five

Good action ability, positive, fast and energetic, and calmly face setbacks, accept the facts and show the ability to fight independently.

As for shortcomings, you are more likely to worry and be reckless. You often expect to take care of a lot of things, but let yourself be tied behind your back, with a quick pace, easy to act on intuition, and too impulsive and rude.

Fortunately, you can give full play to your strengths and adjust your weaknesses appropriately, that is, your basic fortune has moderate good luck and your personality is relatively stable. Usually, as long as you make some efforts, you can see progress or achievements. Therefore, your attitude should be more positive and your goals can be moderately improved. Try to get yourself moving and find opportunities to show, so that you can effectively play your inherent good luck and create good results.

Although the impact of the short board is relatively small, it is still necessary to prevent a slight delay. Usually, it is necessary to pay attention to and adjust the relevant short boards to avoid gradual wear and tear and gradually erode the results:

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High vision, easy to stay out, others' good ability or performance is often nothing in their own eyes, and it is easy to sneer at the treatment or praise enjoyed by others. They often feel that this society seems unreasonable and incompatible with themselves, so it is easy to live in their own world and increase the changes in communication with others.

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If you have a high vision, you often talk more, do less, and lack execution. They always think that they value bigger plans or higher goals, but they often ignore ordinary opportunities, so the substantive gains are often limited.

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Influenced by the external environment, such as friends' lack of support or insufficient information, the attitude with strong sense of autonomy becomes somewhat confused, and it is easy to lose the sense of direction.

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Moderate autonomy, although it can give consideration to subjective and objective ideas and opinions as much as possible, sometimes it will be frustrating because it is impossible to reach a consensus, or it will miss the key points because of small concerns. Because of small losses, it will eventually end in complaints and troubles.

five

Emotional impulses are more likely to occur, and once the impulse is not easy to be self-disciplined and affects interpersonal relationships, sometimes it can only be done alone, which increases loneliness, lacks integrity of thinking, is easy to focus on the present, is short-sighted, reduces affinity, and is even more unwilling to cooperate with others, so things are more likely to fluctuate and change.

You have little basic fortune in this life, the best performance in your youth, and ideal execution ability, which can effectively adjust yourself and give full play to your strength. So you should grasp your youth and youth, try your best to make yourself moved, be brave in action and show. Old age is the weakest time in my life, my situation becomes unstable, my strength is easily discounted, and it is difficult to play effectively. Therefore, in my old age, I should not be too optimistic, but be more cautious and conservative. As for young adults, it is not good, the stability is a bit insufficient, and the performance space is compressed, so the attitude should be conservative and cautious.

From individual ten-year intervals, the best performance time is 1987 to 1999. I have good execution ability, I can exert my own strength, and I have the ability to turn things around. If you work hard at this time, you will definitely bring good help to your career, love and other fortune.

The weakest time of my fortune was from 2050 to 2059, and I appeared to be ups and downs, very unstable, with a great increase in frustration and a great gap. If you stick to your own path, it will bring obvious harm to your career, love and other fortune.

In love, you are a tolerant, accommodating and active person. Therefore, when you get along with the opposite sex, you should say yes more, nod more, try to cooperate with each other's ideas, take the initiative to try, make persistent efforts, and occasionally tell jokes to create a pleasant atmosphere, so as to effectively spread your charm.

From the picture, the key house is "Xu", which is the house of congenital husband and wife. Personality, will have a keen nature, will get the appreciation of the opposite house, will be assisted before and after Kuiyue, which means that the attitude of respecting and attaching importance to opportunities will also be strengthened, and Qing Yang, Rhoda, Ling Xing, Ground Air and other malefic will enter the palace again.

These stars and patterns are all showing your innate love advantage:

1

The feeling of feelings is quite keen, and you can pay attention to every detail and observe things carefully, so you can often grasp the truth of things and are not easily misled by illusions. Honest and frank expression of feelings is down-to-earth, without too much modification and cover-up, so that the other party can clearly know what he means.

2

I have good expressive ability, quick response, and can clearly tell the key points of things, which is more convincing. Therefore, I also appreciate my eloquence, strong expressive ability, practical and keen, not vain, and not too many transgender members of the opposite sex.

three

Because you can have more self-control over your children, younger generation and younger siblings, you can get help from your children, younger generation and younger siblings, which will promote emotional stability.

four

There is a large space for self-adjustment, and I can adapt to reality, correct my feelings and attitudes, think from multiple angles, and increase the harmony of interaction. You can give each other more space and increase the buffer of getting along. The conditions for choosing a spouse are relatively broad, which can increase one's contact range and objects and increase the chances of choosing.

five

Emotionally enthusiastic, handsome and slightly elegant in personality. I can take the initiative to please people, show myself in front of the opposite sex without losing my temper, increase my enthusiasm, accept twists and turns more easily, and learn to keep trying, which adds more freshness to my emotional life.

As for the shortcomings, you are more likely to ignore love, impulsive, and more likely to ignore each other's feelings, neglect the management of love, and sometimes even avoid problems, it is more difficult to resist emotional impulses, and communication will be more acute and direct.

Fortunately, you seem to be able to give full play to your advantages and adjust your disadvantages slightly, which means that your love fortune is slightly lucky. Not only can you stabilize the relationship between men and women and make the right choice, but love seems to help you. So you can face love more actively, spend more time and find opportunities to show it, so as to effectively play your good luck and create stable results.

The following detailed analysis of your shortcomings, as your usual attention and adjustment reference:

1

Sharp emotional characteristics will care about the nuances of feelings and become sensitive to feelings, so it is easy to doubt and distrust feelings. Even if the other party chats and jokes with the opposite sex, they will be suspicious and create unnecessary emotional twists and turns.

2

He is eloquent and likes to reason, but if he talks too much, he loses, and it is easy to quarrel over unimportant things. Often focus on each other's shortcomings, sharp language, may win face, but lost lining, making love full of twists and turns. Therefore, it's best to modify the way of communication, look at each other's advantages, be more tolerant and generous, and be less critical.

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Pay little attention to love, even ignore it, and have a weak sense of responsibility. I often change my love life because of neglect of management. With low investment, it is easy to feel sorry for emotional injury, and sometimes even have more extreme ideas. The influence of relatives and friends around you is also obvious. When you meet the right person, you often lack courage and miss the opportunity. Sometimes, even if you feel that the other person is not suitable, you can't bear to flatly refuse, making things drag on and on, making it difficult to solve.

four

Rational thinking in communication is often impacted by emotions and cannot be effectively restrained. Although there was a heart of peaceful communication, it eventually turned into a quarrel. When encountering twists and turns, the rhythm of handling is more intuitive, which complicates things and increases emotional changes.

Although your natural love fortune shows good luck, the trend of love fortune every ten years, whether in adolescence, youth or old age, tends to be bad luck on average. This phenomenon is traditionally called "life without luck". That is to say, although I can handle emotional problems quite well, I lack the opportunity to fall in love. Therefore, when I meet an opportunity, I must try my best to grasp and cherish it, so that I can create achievements in limited opportunities.

On the whole, your love fortune in this life is not good. I don't think I can handle love. Sometimes I seem to have an opportunity, and sometimes I lose my heart. I don't know what to do. In addition to stability in old age, the development of love at other times is often not as good as expected, so it is not easy to be optimistic in the face of love!

From 2000 to 2009, the best performance was in the personal ten-year interval. I have obvious willingness to manage my feelings, obvious charm, and I feel quite optimistic. If I grasp it well, it is the right time to start a relationship. The worst time of fortune is from 2020 to 2029. Love is unpredictable, one's ability to control is not good, frustration is greatly increased, and charm disappears. Now is not the right time to start a relationship.

In financial management, you are an active and flexible person, who values money, can grasp the key points, make money hard, don't give up easily, pay attention to opportunities and react quickly.

Judging from the eight characters, the key palace is Shen, which is an innate financial palace. As far as personality is concerned, cat and lunar will have the nature of flexibility and accommodation. The combination of chemistry and science means that the attitude of learning will also be improved, and the malefic stars such as Tantra, Mars, Bell Star and Soil Thief will enter this house again, which will promote and overcome obstacles, motivation and novel ideas.

These stars and patterns show your inherent financial advantages:

1

The way of managing money often has fresh ideas, thinking and making money with brains. Often can flexibly adjust financial channels, and pay attention to the opportunities to make money, usually tend to make money in a variety of ways, financial management methods are often trivial, bit by bit, broken into parts.

2

Able to think and calculate, clear-cut, quite planned, always know clearly what money to earn or can earn. Knowing the necessity of accumulation has obvious characteristics of saving, so they will save money and even hide private money.

three

Have a strong desire for money, keen on making money, able to face and bear the risks and pressures arising from making money. It is not easy to lose heart in situations. I am very persistent about my way of making money, and my attitude is often consistent, and I am not easily influenced by others or the environment to change or adjust. It is not difficult to spend money, and financial decisions are quite clear and decisive.

four

I am more and more aware of the opportunity to make money. Knowing that the opportunity is fleeting, I must seize it in time. Even if there are some mistakes or failures sometimes, doing more is better than doing less, and taking action is better than waiting for reality. Therefore, the means of seeking money has become active, and I can take some risks to pursue short-term interests.

As for the shortcomings, you are more likely to be insatiable and short-sighted, and it is easier to influence interpersonal relationships or life for money, resulting in a more unbalanced life experience. The focus of consideration is often on timing and risk, and there are many guesses, but haste makes waste. For GAI, it is difficult to achieve expectations.

Fortunately, you can give full play to your advantages and adjust your disadvantages appropriately, that is, your money fortune has moderate good luck, which can not only maintain a stable financial situation, but also pay attention to the opportunities to make money. Money seems to help you, thus affecting and improving other wealth. Therefore, you should be more active in financial management, pay more attention to opportunities, and work harder to make money, so as to effectively play your good luck and create good results.

Although the impact of shortcomings is relatively small, it is usually necessary to pay attention to and adjust related shortcomings to avoid gradually eroding the results:

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I like to use my head, think about financial management methods and think about problems. If I pay attention to all kinds of opportunities to make money, it's nothing. I want to do everything, but I tend to do only the small ones and ignore the big ones, showing speculative elements. As a result, wealth comes and goes, and changes increase.

2

Using your brain to manage your finances, the focus should be on planning, not caring. A perfect and reasonable plan can get pragmatic results, and the calculation thinking will become a pure calculation strategy and political intrigue, which will not only make financial management difficult, but also become stingy, even jealous of other people's achievements and reduce the income of financial management.

three

Pay more attention to money, care more about money, and often look at money, which makes people feel mercenary. They have a strong desire to make money and are stubborn, and it is easy to ignore other suggestions or changes in the surrounding environment and make wrong financial decisions.

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In the practice of making money, I become more impulsive, pay attention to short-term effects, easily ignore risks, increase the probability of mistakes or failures, and decrease my ability to formulate strategies, which makes the practice of making money more prone to loopholes and the means of seeking money relatively speculative.

Your money fortune in this life is the best when you were young. At this time, you have more money to invest in, you feel quite optimistic, and your willingness to make money is obvious. It can be regarded as the most stable period of money in my life. However, youth is the most vulnerable time in my life. It is not easy for me to seize the opportunity to make money, and there are many unexpected changes. If I engage in investment, my development often fails to meet expectations or even loses money, so my view of money is not optimistic. As for old age, it is not bad. Money has good luck and considerable room for profit, so we should make good use of it.

From the perspective of individual ten-year intervals, the best performance time is 2070-2079. I have a strong intention to make money and a clear concept of money. If I work hard, I should be able to make great achievements in my income and get fruitful results. The worst time is from 20 10 to 20 19. The concept of money is very confusing, and I will suffer many setbacks. If I stick to my own path, it will have a great impact on my income.

Your natural investment in movable property can only be considered average, but you should take a cautious route and operate steadily! Although the means of buying and selling by oneself is ok, the ability to appreciate the investment object is weak, and it is difficult to find investment opportunities. Therefore, if you invest, you should lower your goals, adopt a more steady way, gradually accumulate income, and consider using external resources to strengthen yourself. As for movable property, you should be more suitable to consider patented or skillful products, such as copyright, patents, calligraphy and painting, stamps, designs and so on. Or financial related products, or fine works related to literature and art, such as stocks, securities, funds, literary creation, artistic commodities, fine arts, etc.

Real estate investment, like movable property, can only be considered ordinary, but it is advisable to take a cautious route and operate steadily! Although I have a little confidence in the means of buying and selling and the ability of real estate appreciation, it is not strong enough. So if I invest, I should lower my goal, adopt a more steady way, gradually accumulate income, and consider using external resources to expand myself. In terms of real estate, you should be more suitable to consider high-rise areas such as mid-levels, hilltops or high-rise buildings, or high-priced commercial areas, high-grade residential areas or garden villas, or commercial areas or emerging modern communities, close to cinemas, restaurants, bars and other entertainment places, especially if there are parks, flowers and trees nearby.

In career and work, you are an open-minded, innovative and breakthrough person, which is quite suitable for the development of professional skills. I have a good learning ability, I can learn from other people's experience and apply it, and I am lively, self-motivated, less bound by tradition, willing to try, more able to accept challenges and failures and accumulate experience from them.

From the picture, the key house is Chen, a congenital official palace, where Tiantong sits. In terms of personality, there will be a sequential nature. The three-in-one arch means that the attitude of strengthening performance will also be strengthened. The evil stars such as Dharma, Bell Star, Ground-to-air and Ground Robbery will enter this palace again, which will push up and remove obstacles, momentum and association. Besides,

These stars and patterns show your inherent work advantages:

1

Ideas tend to be optimistic and it is not easy to show sadness. Love lively, like a crowded working environment, pay attention to workplace ethics, often joke with everyone when getting along, share a pleasant atmosphere, and make people feel full of vitality.

2

Have a broad tolerance for work or career, and be able to listen to or accept different information and opinions to adjust their views. Work attitude is more objective, can absorb and accumulate experience, and has better room for growth. I will also pay attention to things other than work or career, and I can try to balance my family and career and make my life richer.

three

The mobility of doing things is greatly enhanced, the enthusiasm is high, and the action is quick. I always treat setbacks and failures with a normal heart and regard them as my own experiences. Do not like passive waiting, willing to take higher risks and seize the immediate opportunity to pursue short-term results. At work, I obviously tend to work independently, often do it myself, and the means are very flexible.

As for the shortcomings, you tend to think more and do less, avoid pressure, be impatient and impulsive, add changes and lack direction in doing things. Thinking about this and that, half-heartedly, seems a bit anticlimactic, even avoiding pressure and procrastination. Once you have an idea, you want to do it immediately, and your mentality is urgent and rude, so things are more likely to change and encounter setbacks.

Fortunately, you can give full play to your strengths and adjust your weaknesses appropriately, that is, your career fortune has moderate good luck. Not only can you seize the opportunity of performance and maintain the stability of your work, but your career seems to help you. Therefore, you should be more active in your work attitude, pay more attention, find opportunities to show your performance, and work harder at work, so as to effectively play your good luck and create good results.

Although the impact of shortcomings is relatively small, it is usually necessary to pay attention to and adjust related shortcomings to avoid gradually eroding the results:

1

I don't like hard work and tend to be comfortable, so I often let others handle things I don't like, which not only makes me look lazy, but also easily increases interpersonal twists and turns and affects the effectiveness of cooperation.

2

In the face of pressure or competition, it is easy to lack countermeasures or even escape, so that things drag on and the results are low. There is no long-term idea and plan for work or career, and it is easy to change under the influence of external environment or others. Things are often anticlimactic, and the sense of responsibility is not strong. It is easy to find reasons for your negligence or frustration, forgive yourself, and reduce your attempt to pursue success.

three

The rationality of doing things is greatly reduced and there is almost no patience to wait. Sometimes, even if there is no plan and assurance, they are willing to face risks, and try while playing, so they always lack careful thinking, which greatly increases the fluctuation and change of things, and the space for learning and growth is relatively compressed. They are often unwilling to undertake tedious or repetitive tasks, and they can't make good use of the team's strength to solve problems. The means are quite intense and impulsive, with a strong speculative tendency.

Your career fortune in this life is best when you are young. At this time, your career or work has more room for expression, you feel quite optimistic, and your willingness to run your career is obvious. It can be regarded as the most stable period of your career or work in your life. However, youth is the most vulnerable time in my life. It is not easy for me to seize the opportunity of performance in my career or work. There are many unexpected changes, and my development is often different from my expectations. Therefore, I am not optimistic about my career or work. As for old age, it's not bad. My career is quite good, and there is considerable room for performance. Of course, we should make good use of it.

From the perspective of personal ten-year interval, 2030-2039 is the best performance time. I have a strong willingness to work and a very stable attitude. If I work hard, I should be able to perform well in my work and achieve fruitful results. The worst time is from 1987 to 1999. The attitude of doing things is very unstable and difficult to control, and the pressure and frustration are greatly increased. If you insist on going your own way, it will have a strong impact on your work and cause obvious damage.

Naturally, your career fortune is characterized by "cheerful", that is to say, industries with entertainment or enjoyment, such as entertainment, video games, leisure, performing arts, mass communication, catering, tourism and so on. , can arouse your interest, stimulate your willingness to work, or industries related to children, such as parent-child, preschool education, amusement facilities, toys, etc. If you want to improve your work performance, you'd better give priority to or focus on things that are less difficult, interesting and have a harmonious working atmosphere, and take a break every once in a while, which will make it easier for you to perform. It is better to work independently, emphasize technology and professionalism, need more innovation and breakthrough in practice, and it will be ideal to have fewer meetings and more actions.

In addition, if the working environment can be relaxed and pleasant, people can relax and put some interesting ornaments, which should effectively boost your work spirit and increase work efficiency.

Judging from the overall innate trend chart, starting a business should be a good choice for you! If you start your own business, you can have a positive attitude and moderately improve your goals. If you cooperate with others, or with the help of external forces, try to lead by yourself.

In terms of starting a business, your biggest advantage is organization and operation. In addition, you are good in sales revenue and execution ability, and you also have positive potential in capital turnover, which can be fully exerted.

The poor parts include personnel management, cost control and business development, especially personnel management, which must be paid more attention to and strengthened when starting a business to reduce the difficulty and risk of operation.

In terms of interpersonal relationship in the workplace, your innate relationship with the supervisor is good luck, so you should be easy to get along with and have a stable relationship. The relationship with subordinates is unlucky, the two sides have little intersection, and the relationship is usually cold. As for the relationship with colleagues, it is a hidden worry, the scope of getting along is limited, and it is difficult to expand the relationship.

Generally speaking, it should be easier for you to establish a harmonious relationship with your boss in the workplace, get along well and get help. They will often become your professionals and bring you good luck, which is worth cherishing and using!

But it is easy to have friction with colleagues and subordinates, and even be dragged down or constrained. Sometimes they will bring harm and become a burden and drag on you, especially subordinates. You should pay special attention and be careful!

Your innate health fortune is medium bad luck, that is, poor physique, unstable physical condition, weak resistance, easy disorder, and naturally more prone to some hidden diseases. Sometimes, even if you take care of it yourself, the effect will still fall short of your expectations. So you must strengthen epidemic prevention and aftercare to reduce the chance of getting sick and uncomfortable. The effect of health care or exercise is relatively limited, which obviously limits the exercise. In addition to being difficult to play, sports and fitness must also be warmed up and prepared to avoid sports injuries.

Although endurance seems to be slightly stronger than muscle strength, both aspects should be unsatisfactory, and coordination and rhythm are slightly better than speed and strength.

In your constitution, the five elements of "earth" stand out. From the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, it refers to the related organs of the "spleen" in the five internal organs, which is where you are prone to disorder or abnormality, so pay more attention to related health care. Spleen governs blood, promotes tissue circulation, nourishes skin, enlightens the mouth and interacts with the stomach. Therefore, the spleen is related to the stomach, mouth, lips and muscles, and belongs to the "spleen" series of related organs. In your innate constitution, especially the function of lips and esophagus is the weakest, so pay more attention to related maintenance to avoid premature decline.

You have the best health fortune in your old age, stable physical condition and good immunity. If you are sick, your recovery is also ideal. So you should take good care of your old age and do more fitness activities, which can not only effectively enhance your physical strength, but also have a better spirit of doing things. Youth is the weakest time in my life, and my physical condition is obviously declining and my health is unstable. Therefore, in the young and middle-aged period, don't be too optimistic, pay more attention to conditioning your body, and check as soon as possible if you feel unwell. As for youth, it's not good. Your physical condition will be slightly weaker than you expected, so pay more attention to your health and take care of yourself.

From the perspective of personal ten-year interval, 2050-2059 is the best performance time. Without too much nursing and conditioning, the body can maintain normal, the immune ability is greatly improved, and the physique is also strengthened. Sometimes the sports performance is even better than expected, and the body can recover quickly even if it is uncomfortable.

The weakest time of fortune is from 2040 to 2049. The physical condition is not ideal, the physical fitness and immune ability are obviously declining, and the sports performance is naturally different from your own expectations. Even if we pay more attention to and strengthen aftercare, the effect will not be too prominent.