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Good morning: Life is like a bumper car. If you touch the right direction, you will have a brilliant life.

Good morning: Life is like a bumper car. If you play in the right direction, you will be brilliant all your life. Touch the right environment and be comfortable for a lifetime; Meeting the right luck is a lifetime; Touching the right hobby enriches life; If you meet the right lover, you will be happy all your life; If you meet the right lover, you will miss him for life.

1, I wish you learn to take part in accidental amusement as soon as possible, and I wish you get used to different things as soon as possible. After all, not everyone is as naive and emotional as you are.

2, time flies, the world is noisy, I have to be vigilant, and it is not easy to keep a childlike interest and leisure on the journey of life. If one day I just bury myself in all kinds of things in my life, and I am no longer interested in watching the scenery along the way by the window and listening to my inner music, it will disappoint my beautiful trip.

Right or wrong is sometimes just a matter of angle.

No matter how excellent you are, not everyone will like you. Some people envy you, others hate you. Some people envy you, others look down on you. Life is like this. Everything you do cannot satisfy everyone. Don't lose your nature to please others, because everyone has principles and self-esteem.

5. Why does a person's dream fade with age? He began to weigh life with his hands, paying more attention to fruits than flowers.

6. When some familiar faces fade away, when those new faces shake in front of your eyes, you will understand what travel is. When the corner of the eye quietly enters crow's feet, when acne leaves thoughts, you will understand what youth is. When you have read all the changes in the world, you can understand what is false and what is true. When you see more things different, you will know what is short and what is eternal.

7. Everyone is born a king, but most people die in exile.

8. Your simplicity is a snowflake. You pour out your feelings to the earth with an ethereal attitude. You become cold because of kindness, and you devote your life to your dreams. Your tenderness is like a sandstorm everywhere. You use your soul to interpret all kinds of beautiful moments in the world in a lingering way. You are everywhere because of freedom, and you are willing to wander around the world in pursuit.

9. Saw off some memories and let the dream park gently. I am not suitable for staying, I am suitable for running; Remove all illusions and let the real ink go on stage. I don't belong to the present, I belong to the future.

10, the flowers are blooming, spring is coming, and time will help you cheer up.

1 1, believe in life, it teaches people better than any book.

12, life is like a bumper car. If you touch the right direction, you will be brilliant all your life; Touch the right environment and be comfortable for a lifetime; Meeting the right luck is a lifetime; Touching the right hobby enriches life; If you meet the right lover, you will be happy all your life; If you meet the right lover, you will miss him for life; Touch the right leader and relax for a lifetime; Meet the right friend and be happy for a lifetime; Give this to your friend, and you will be happy all your life.

13, the heart is beautiful, everything is beautiful, and the feelings are deep.

14, only unhappy people can bask in happiness, and truly happy people have no time to bask in happiness. People who have no money will show off their wealth, while those who have real money will pretend to be poor. People who lack love will show their love every day, and those who really love have long been married and have children. People who are weak in heart should always praise their kindness. People who are really kind are well-known and need not brag. Therefore, what is lacking is what to bask in. Good days are not sun-baked, but live.

15, I made a plan to accompany you all my life. Love is hopeless, let friendship lie for me.

16, some things, let go gently, you may not be relaxed. Some small things, if you think too much, will become big things. Some details, if you think too much, will become tragedy. After all, it is all fantasy. So people are heavy and tired, and their hearts are heavy and tired. Relax like a man.

17. Life is too short to care too much. Instead of living in chaos, let yourself spend the rest of your life in comfort.

18, since there is nowhere to escape, it is better to be happy. Since there is no pure land, it is better to meditate. Since I didn't get what I wanted, I might as well be relieved. When you return to inner peace, no longer care about gains and losses, no longer criticize others, you will live a perfect life, and the present is where you belong. People's happiness is given by themselves, and their inner satisfaction is complete; If you are not satisfied, it is difficult to get real happiness. The so-called perfection is not the absence of bitterness and joy, but the companionship of bitterness and joy, sadness and joy.

19, some things are unexpected in people's life. People's mental maturity is a process of gradual elimination. Knowing what is the most important and knowing what is not important. Then, be a simple person.

If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are happy, that is the end. If you are in full bloom, the breeze will come. If you shed tears, wet my heart first. If you are not in the city center, if you are warm in the city. If you smile, the sun shines. If you remember, it was half warm and half sad. Without it, there is no future. If you look back, you will smile. I won't give up until you leave!

2 1, there is a kind of friend who is not in life, but in life. There is a companion, not around, but in my heart.

22. We envy the elegance of Baiyun. Have we ever experienced the heaviness of dark clouds? We appreciate the flower's smile. Can we understand the flower's pain? We like the smell of hot tea. Have we seen the bitterness left by hot tea? We were intoxicated by the warm light of the red candle. Have we noticed the tears silently shed by the red candle?

23. No one can be a blank sheet of paper. Everyone lives in love and hate, past events and shadows. Some people hide deeply, while others just can't hide.

24. People who know how to laugh at themselves are extremely smart people. He protects himself by belittling himself. In fact, no one really wants to admit that he is inferior to others, so there is a kind of black belly, that is, exhausting all kinds of extreme praise to make enemies for one person. The success of life is not how others praise you when you are around. It's whether people can still think of you after you leave.

25. You said that you would like to drink a glass of wine for the past and never look back. In fact, even if you are drunk and alone at dusk, if that person holds out his hand, you will still go with him.

26. The closer you are, the less you know where the bottom line is. We make jokes and expose the deepest scars, thinking that this is the evidence of true love, but forgetting that feelings also have accounts and need to be saved. The difference is that zeroing the balance does not mean starting over, but ending forever.

27. The biggest motivation for hard work is that you can choose the life you want, instead of being chosen by life.

28, no detachment, can only belong to the turbid world. If you don't cultivate your self, you will eventually go to the dying season. Life is still an unfinished confession. The soul can undoubtedly sublimate everything. Breathe the sunshine and drink the rain and dew. The flowers in the deep valley are always so simple and pure. Melting clouds, bathing snow and wind, the vegetation on the cliff is always so noble and fearless.

29. One shouldn't idle away a day. He should at least listen to a good song, read a good poem and see a good painting. If possible, at least say a few words of understanding.

30. The journey is already very long. I always thought that the most beautiful moment should belong to late autumn. Actually, it is not. Falling leaves in late autumn make you feel that green spring is more worthy of nostalgia. The pictures of memories are too old. I thought the world was pursuing, but it wasn't. The loss in the pursuit makes us understand that the first sight of life is a cup of wine that is always fragrant.

3 1, pay less attention to other people's anecdotes and private affairs, and pay more attention to other people's ideas and opinions.

32. Although life is long, the past is just a flick of a finger. You will meet some people constantly, and you will say goodbye to some people constantly, from unfamiliar to familiar, from familiar to unfamiliar, from congenial to parting ways, from meeting each other late to not meeting each other ... Not everyone will be your partner, nor will every friend be able to meet each other calmly, get along well, laugh at each other and pull away from each other.

I used to think that persistence would make us stronger, but when I grow up, I find that letting go is what makes us stronger.

34. The real friends around you have little to do with your beauty and ugliness, your wealth and lack of money, but they must have something to do with your kindness and humor. A friend is not someone who can help you when you are in trouble, but he must be someone who won't laugh at you.

As long as you are willing to wait, the beauty of life will always come when you least expect it.

36. There are some things that I feel wronged if I don't say it, but I am afraid of being said to be melodramatic if I say it. In fact, this is a sign that your heart is not strong enough. You can't digest bad emotions yourself, and you can't focus on what others say. I only hope that you and I can have a strong heart as soon as possible to resist the unknown storms in the future.

37. What is the most powerful skill in the world? Is to grow old in a happy mood, choose to rest when you want to work, keep silent when you want to talk, and rekindle hope when you are disappointed.

I think communication between people is sometimes useless. It's not what you think when you say it When others listen to it, it becomes another taste. Talking about it can cause misunderstanding. People know themselves best, and sometimes people's feelings are actually manifestations that they can't digest. Fortunately, I can find someone to explain it to you, but unfortunately, I may just say one more sentence to others to make myself more confused.

39. Most people who are easily angered are weak.

40. May you enrich the world because of someone's appearance. May your life be like a gold-plated greeting card, far away from the years of paying, gentle and safe, with memories to cook wine, no weakness and no need for armor. Let's waste our lives with our loved ones, with tears in our eyes. May someone accompany you from one place to another, if not, may you be your own sun. May we shine in the years when we can't see each other

Simple good morning message: never give up.

Everything will pass, why waste unnecessary joy and sadness in the present?

The fate of past lives, the reincarnation of this life, it is no accident that you and I met.

Angel's tears, lonely Polaris, are sad memories solidified on maple leaves.

I want to be a part of your body, and we will depend on each other and never give up.

If one day dear you leave, I will believe that this is fate, not that you no longer love me.

No matter how tortuous the story is, I should only grow and experience. After today, tomorrow is still wonderful.

The reason why it is so hard to forget is just because the memories are beautiful and unforgettable.

Your departure took away the romance of two people, and I learned to love one person.

When all the flowers fall, whose footprints are left, whose memories are treasured.

When you finally let go of the past and embrace tomorrow, you will find that the whole world is helping you.

Good morning, tell me about your mood: some people you have watched all your life but ignored all your life.

1, sometimes a little affirmation means a lot to me. 2. When people are quiet, they can settle down, settle down and be wise, be wise and realize, and realize and get.

The person who hurts you is either stronger than you or weaker than you. If he is weaker than you, forgive him; If he is better than you, forgive yourself.

4. Buddha said: The person you hate will never see you again in the afterlife, so don't waste time on him; The person you love will never see you again in the next life, so treat him well in this life.

5, life is bitter and sweet, that is called integrity; Love is fun when there is trouble and harmony; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy and sunny days; Sometimes it's precious to keep in touch.

6. Everyone who shines has survived one unknown night after another. This is what we really deserve and admire.

7. People are always old, or old and wretched, or old and mediocre, or old and elegant. We always have a choice.

8, we will feel anxious, nothing more than because now we are far away from our imaginary self. The best way to overcome anxiety is to do something that makes you anxious. Don't ask, don't wait, don't hesitate, don't look back, since you have decided this road, don't ask how long it will take. This is the best way to overcome anxiety.

Yesterday's sun can't dry today's clothes. Don't dwell on past memories all the time. Living in the past, there are knots everywhere. Go ahead. From then on, there was good luck everywhere.

10. Most people die in their twenties and thirties, because after this age, they are just their own shadows, and spend the rest of their lives imitating themselves, repeating what they have done, thought, loved and hated in their lives day after day, more mechanically and affectedly.

1 1. When a woman is happiest, she earns a lot of money by herself and lives a decent life. It doesn't matter whether she has children, a boyfriend or a husband. She can play wherever she wants. You can take good care of her parents, you can control your life as you like, you can live without being trapped by life, and you can live without her face. No matter how calm you look at any age, you don't need to compare with others or have many friends. She is herself.

12, I'd rather be hated by myself than pretend to cater to others. Those who know you will stay, and those who don't know you, you can't pray. Because others are unhappy, it is better to live more freely.

13, sometimes people really don't have to consider too many people's opinions, but it is even more confusing. You just need to make your most instinctive decision firmly and decisively. Perhaps, this matter will really belong to you, and it will not just stay in imagination.

14, some things are not knots, but scars. The knot can be untied, but the scar is always there. Instead of telling others the truth and making it a joke, let it rot in your heart and digest it yourself.

15. People who promise to be polite are not necessarily true friends, but despicable people. On the contrary, they will help you when you need help. Language is often false, and what we experience together is true. Good people often have a mean mouth, while bad people often have a sweet mouth.

Life can't be as good as you think, but it can't be as bad as you think. I think people's fragility and strength are beyond imagination. Sometimes, I may be too fragile to burst into tears at a word, and sometimes I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way. Maupassant

17, as if nothing had happened, it turned out to be the best revenge. Why do you want to prove something to someone who is not worth it? Live better for yourself.

18, time is a beautiful thing, forgive the unforgivable, and the past can't pass. Maybe you want to go back to the old time once in a while, but you know, people always have to learn to look forward.

19, distracted, naturally confused, distracted, naturally lonely.

20. There is no right or wrong in love, only willing or not.

2 1, what is a friend? A friend is when you understand everything I say.

22, people and people, getting along with each other for a short time depends on temper, so they need patience; Get along for a long time to see the character and be friends; Life depends on virtue, and virtue is good and safe.

23. When one day, you find that your emotions can't be expressed in words, but you would rather let yourself disappear in the street with gorgeous street lights on at night. This is loneliness.

24. The reason why I can't find a boyfriend may be because God put the other half on me. So I can take care of myself when I am sick. You can run home without an umbrella when it rains heavily, and you can also repair your computer. Light bulbs are hermaphroditic like God.

25. Because you are too enthusiastic about people, you always feel that others are indifferent to you. Because I love someone too much, I always feel that the person you love doesn't love you enough.

26. What a woman needs is a warm feeling, patience with you, knowing that you always think about her safety when you are free.

27. I think the deepest love is to be live high like you after separation.

28. Keep yourself busy, so busy that you have no time to think about unimportant things, so many things are quietly forgotten. Time may not prove many things, but it can certainly see through many things. Believe in your choice, be firm, run hard, and tomorrow will be better.

29. Some bitches, the more you scold them, the more they take themselves seriously, just like maggots. You throw shit at them, but you raise them. So, when someone asks you why you are working so hard, you say: Instead of wasting time educating others, spend some time cultivating yourself, because you can't give the world to people you despise.

30. People who like to take advantage of small things feel stingy once they are rejected by others. Refuse not because they care about petty advantages, but because they have long been used to treating people as fools. This is why most people don't like to make friends with people who like to take advantage of small things.

3 1, some people you have watched all your life but ignored all your life, some people you have only looked at but have influenced all your life, some people are enthusiastic about being happy for you but have been left out by you, some people have made you happy for a short time but got the chains of your thoughts, some people have been willing for n years but have been rejected by you for n years, and some people have turned an unintentional expression into eternal thoughts. This is life.

32. Some things can be cultivated, and the distance can be shortened by time. Now it is found that time can shorten the distance between people and push people further. Good feelings can't replace everything.

33. Being the captain of your own life and sticking to your post, even an ordinary post, is also a success.

34. Failure is like a rope, which can be an assistant for people to continue climbing or a tool to hang themselves. Catch the rope of failure and you can fail.

35. The road of life is long and short. Accidental misfortune or frustration can only prove that a certain aspect is insufficient or not done enough at a certain time, and cannot prove that the whole process is not good.

36. Standing at the peak of life overlooking the uphill road is not a downhill road that can be passed at any time? Standing at the bottom of life and looking up at the downhill road, isn't it an uphill road? Keep a low profile when going uphill, and don't get carried away. When going downhill, you should worry about mountains and rivers and dangerous beaches. When going downhill, stick to it and don't give up on yourself. You should believe that there is a hole in the sky.

37. On this road of life, we are always realizing a plan. Only through constant struggle and hard work can this plan be realized.

38. Being able to endure loneliness is a post station on the journey of life and a natural voice calling for rationality. Only those who have truly experienced loneliness will cherish the warmth of life more. Because only by enduring loneliness can we have a dull mentality, better adjust the chaotic life and face every day, and life will have extraordinary, perfect and true connotations. As Mr. Lu Xun said, when I am silent, I feel full.

39. There are always many unwilling lonely hearts in people's life, and many people will complain that life is dull and boring. As a result, there are more drunken figures in the noise, and the paralyzed mind can't produce poetry. What used to be beautiful has been replaced by vicissitudes.

40. People with dreams are happy, and life with dreams is full of hope. May every child have his own dream in childhood, adolescence and adulthood, no matter what it is, how big it is and whether it can be realized. Because there is a dream, there is hope, and there is a dream to have a future!

4 1, measure life with your heart, and set clear and ambitious goals for yourself, which is practical and higher than reality.

42. Life is like a profound book, which brings together the whole process of life, and each page records profound and extensive life contents. The ups and downs of life, joys and sorrows, are all contained between the lines. There are too many memories in life, no matter how bumpy the experience is and how painful the taste is, the only constant is the heart that yearns for beauty.

43. Winning or losing in life is not a game. If you are obsessed with the mentality of the game, it is tantamount to tying yourself up and asking you to play the satirical version.

44. A person's mentality must be young and will never be defeated. He is the most powerful enemy facing failure. He should be not afraid of failure and dare to meet the challenge. Psychological cowardice will lead to your failure, so you can't face life.

45. Mind determines life. It can be said that the bitterness and happiness of life, failure and success, sadness and happiness are all determined by our mentality. In the face of pain, failure and sadness, adjust your mentality in time to make your life happy, successful and happy.

46. Two people have been together for a long time, just like their left hands and right hands. Even if they no longer love each other, they will choose to be together, because it takes a lot of courage to give up for so many years. Maybe there will be someone you love in your life, but it will be a passer-by, and you will still walk with your left hand or right hand. Happiness really has nothing to do with love.

47. There is an undercurrent of sadness in our hearts. It's just that you have your pain and I have my pain. Not that we don't understand. It's just that you are running around in hardships, and I am struggling in pain and have no time to take care of each other. Life always tells us not to show others with our hearts in the cruelest way. If you are still upset about a small matter and angry about some little people, you can only slowly sink into your own grave.

48. Some injured people will be braver because they know that it hurts the most.

49. Sorrow is real, tears are fake, and there is nothing to miss; A hundred years ago, you didn't know me, and I didn't know you. The back is true, people are false, and there is no cause and effect; A hundred years later, without you and without me.

50. I only love people who love me, because I don't know how to love someone who doesn't love me. He loves you. Everything is easy. He will touch you. He doesn't love you, and it's no use trying to touch him. I can't afford to love someone who doesn't love me, and neither can my youth. My smile, my tears, my deep affection, my youth, only for the people I love and the people who love me.

5 1, in front of the person you like, you will become romantic blx. After receiving a little benefit, he began to fantasize that he might like himself. When he lost contact, he began to doubt whether he hated himself.

You were happy when I gave you a candy. When you saw me give two others, you had an opinion of me, but you didn't know that he also gave me two sweets, but you never gave me anything.

She was too young to know that all the gifts given by fate had already been priced in the dark.

54. Never expect others to feel the same way about your pain. You may die, but it's only your own business. Even if you get sympathy from others, it may contain frivolous emotions such as pity and perfunctory. How can you expect others to save you from the mire? If this pain can't make you stronger, what's the point of this pain?

55. The real determination is not to show the trace. Every high-profile decision is guilty. Really forget someone, really start something, don't want to say, don't say anything.

Good morning: everything will be fine, embarrassing for life.

Good morning: everything will be fine, embarrassing for life.

1. True happiness is not living like others, but being able to live according to your own wishes.

2, dream, cry, hurt, and then sigh, so this is youth.

Maybe a person has to go a long way and experience the sudden prosperity and desolation in countless lives before he becomes mature.

No matter how strong I become, you will still be my weakness.

5, live beautifully, need to pay great patience, do not complain, do not explain.

6. Wings grow on shoulders, and I care too much about other people's criticism of flying posture, so I can't fly.

7. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. Just know, originally just want to listen to the familiar voice.

No matter how beautiful tomorrow is, you will come today. No matter how sweet yesterday is, it can't be changed back to today.

9. A strong person can't cope with everything, but he can ignore all the injuries.

10 Even if I miss my childhood again, I finally grow up. I can only live bravely and smile.

1 1. You are too tired because you are too sensitive and soft-hearted.

12, good temper is made, bad habits are used, and love to pick things up is idle.

13, in the face of those who scold me, where do I have time to stop and quarrel with each other or go back and explain. I can only keep running and running, running and running, and the voices of those who stand in the same place and scold you will be low. Maybe there will be new people cursing you ahead, but I still believe that the further you go, the less time you have to curse people, because everyone is running.

14, what I fear most is the strangeness after deep friendship, the pain after seriousness, the use after trust, and the indifference after gentleness.

15, if you are going to love someone, you should think clearly whether you are willing to give up your heart as free as God for her, and then you are willing to have a fetter.

16, never blame others for not helping you, and never blame others for not caring about you. Living in the world, we are all independent individuals, and we all have to suffer pain and discomfort. No one can really understand you, just as no one can personally understand you. If the stone hadn't hit his foot, he would never know how painful it was. On the road of life, we are all lonely walkers, and the only one who can really help you is yourself forever.

17, the stupidest thing in the world is to be ambitious but waste time.

18, no one will always be smooth sailing. Everyone has bitten their teeth to get through the trough, and only told the closest people to collapse and cry. What outsiders see is that everything is smiling and everything is satisfactory. Only when you succeed can you openly talk about failure, and failure will become a part of success. May you be stronger, and then one day, you can smile and say those moments that make you cry. At this time, you really should let go.

19, put it down and you won't be lonely. You will know when you stand far away. You can't feel without fantasy. If you don't expect it, you won't care.

20. If we can't do great things, we should do small things with great love.

2 1. Some things can only be done by one person. Some customs can only go through by one person. Some roads can only be taken by one person.

22. We live for ourselves and don't have to immerse ourselves in other people's languages and curl up in the shadow of the outside world. If you hesitate, someone will smile; If you break the shackles, spring will bloom ahead.

23, the road of life, stop and go is a kind of leisure, walking and watching is an elegance, walking and forgetting is an open-mindedness.

24. Only if you are calm, the prosperity outside will not distort impetuousness, and you can listen to the true voice inside.

25. It's either profound, interesting or quiet.

26. Happiness means living in the present, not thinking about the past, not worrying about tomorrow, and turning around and letting go anytime and anywhere.

27. Too easy a road may not take you anywhere at all.

28. The advantage of taking pictures is that when life is a little cold, you can use memories to keep warm.

29, happy moments, be happy; When waiting for happiness, be patient.

30. Read yourself and the world with a critical eye and a tolerant heart.

3 1, I clearly see many people, but I can't expose them at will; I hate many people, but I can't turn my face easily. Sometimes, life is to force yourself to obey and humiliate.

32, like is the joy of love at first sight, love is never tired. In this world, all the time is not tired, because of the heart.

33. The more unlucky you are, the more you should hold your horses, cheer up silently and spend it quietly. Don't bother, create a laughing stock, and leave future trouble.

34. The so-called luck means that when you are ready, the opportunity comes.

35. Whatever you do is fine. Attempts are life.

36. Time flies is everything to a person, and the rest are moments of happiness and misfortune.

37. Graduation is a window pane. We will smash it, then walk past it with sharp fragments, and start a completely different life after dripping with blood.

38. I would rather spend time cultivating my imperfect self than wasting time expecting perfect others.

39, everything will be awkward for a lifetime.

There is a fire in everyone's heart, and passers-by only see smoke.