Xiaoming's humorous stories

Xiao Ming is a familiar character, and most of them have him! The following is Xiao Ming's humorous story that I compiled for you. I hope you are happy every day.

After school, you left Xiaoming to come to the classroom and saw the teacher's leg wrapped in gauze.

Go up to him and ask, Teacher, what's wrong with you?

The teacher said: lame. ?

Xiao Ming said:? Why is the teacher lame?

The teacher said: hot and lame. ?

Xiaoming turned to death and shouted:? The teacher is better than us. Let's not disobey the teacher! He is getting old. He is worse than us. ?

Teacher:? Xiong Haizi, please stay after school. ?

Second, get out? Teacher: What makes an hour or two movie become three or four hours? (answer: advertising)

Xiaoming: It's the internet speed!

Teacher: Get out!

Do you know who Jia Cuihua is? The teacher asked Xiaoming, Do you know who the king of Spain is?

Xiaoming:? I don't know. ?

Teacher:? Then you must spend more time on your study in the future! ?

Xiao Ming asked:? Teacher, do you know who Jia Cuihua is?

Teacher:? Who's that? I don't know. ?

Fourth, Xiao Ming was expelled from school. After Xiao Ming rolled out, he was fined for running 10 laps in the playground. Seeing Xiaoming running slowly, the teacher rode an electric car and followed his ass. At the corner, Xiao Ming kept accelerating, and so did the teacher. Xiao Ming stopped quickly, and the teacher was startled and turned over.

As a result, the teacher entered the hospital and Xiao Ming was expelled from school!

Xiaoming:? Then you must spend more time with your husband in the future ?