A classic humorous joke

There was an old pedant who gave birth to a son at the age of seventy and named him "Age". A year later, another son was born, like a scholar, named "Xue". In the third year, another son was born. The pedant said from the tide that it was a joke to expect to have a son to surpass ancient times. It was named "Joke". When the sons grew up, the pedant told them to go up the mountain to cut wood. Every time my son came home from chopping wood, he asked his wife, who cut more of the three sons? "The wife scolded mulberries and said," I'm sorry.

I am old and have no knowledge at all. Jokes are a burden. "

1.

A man came to work with red eyes, and his colleague asked, "What's the matter?"

"I was walking in the street yesterday and a young lady's skirt was blown up by the wind. I kindly helped her pull it down, and she actually punched me in the left eye! " "What about the right eye?" "I thought she didn't like pulling down the skirt, so I helped her lift it up again."

2.

A middle-aged man who knew nothing about computers bought a computer to go home. While surfing the Internet, he accidentally pressed the button of the CD-ROM drive. The next day, he called the computer dealer and said, "The computer I bought from you is very good, but the shelf on which the coffee coasters are placed is very fragile, and it will break as soon as it is put."

The husband complained to his wife: Why did you buy such an expensive bra? You have no breasts! ?

The wife was very angry and replied, so you can save all the money on underwear! !

Husband: @

4.

A man is ready to end his long-distance love run for more than ten years and become a happy groom. He has nothing to do after an auspicious day is set. Looking through the Gregorian calendar, he suddenly found that this day was actually "only suitable for burial" and had to laugh at himself and say, "This is really called' marriage is the grave of love'!"

A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I am from TV University.

6. A nurse sent a urine sample to a male patient and accidentally spilled the patient's urine sample all over the floor. The nurse was afraid of jokes, so she took her urine sample for testing. The doctor was very surprised when he saw the paper. The patient was very scared and asked the doctor what was wrong with him. The doctor stammered, Sir, you, you are pregnant.