Junior high school English speech, with translation, 50 words is enough. Just a joke or a short story.

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money . They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

They are brought directly from the United States

An old Chinese woman came back from visiting her daughter in the United States not long ago. A city bank deposits dollars given to her by her daughter. At the bank counter, the bank clerk carefully checked each banknote to see if it was counterfeit.

This approach made the old woman very impatient, and finally she couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Believe me, sir, and please believe these banknotes. These are real U.S. dollars, and they are imported directly from the United States." "

One Engine Left

A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines. , but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."

Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks . We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."

At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake ," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"

Only one engine left

As a 747 passenger plane was crossing the Atlantic, the horn The captain's voice came from inside: "Passengers, please note that one of our four engines is missing. But the remaining three engines will take us to London."

It's just that we have to arrive an hour late because of this. "After a while, the passengers heard the captain's voice again: "Everyone, guess what? We just lost our third engine. But please believe it. We could still fly with only one engine, but we would be three hours late. At this moment, a passenger said angrily: "For God's sake, if we lose another engine, we will be in the sky all night." ”