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Super Retail/Chapter 287 Small Market, Who is the King?

In the evening,, Yang Kui, Tang Hao,,, Sun Qingyu, and Xie got together in Jinyuan Hotel to celebrate. X.

In the first week of 2009, the rare earth in Baotou Steel rose from 7.02 yuan to 8.55 yuan, with a weekly increase of 2 1.79%, which excited the group of friends and naturally deserved to celebrate.

In Tang Hao's words, if you make money in the stock market, you have to enjoy it, and you have to eat and drink. What else do you do to make money? Stock trading is to make money, and making money is to enjoy it. Never put the cart before the horse, and put all the money you buy eggs and vegetables into the stock market, while you tighten your belt to live a hard life, which will turn stock trading into a kind of torture for yourself.

Although Xu Ding and they all know that Tang Dapang is just looking for a reason to have dinner with the goddess in his mind, they are just a foil, but this does not affect Xu Ding's appetite for eating and drinking. Anyway, as long as someone pays the bill, it is the most important thing.

Long live the local tyrants!

Perhaps it was the last miracle group meeting, when Chen Xiao was stimulated by Tang Hao's words, and he also reflected for some time after returning home. So at this party, she began to downplay, not mentioning that she was eight years older than Tang Haohan, but just discussing some stock issues with you.

"Xu Ding, I heard from some teachers in the economics department that blue-chip stocks such as banking stocks and brokerage stocks have now fallen to a low point, which is a good investment opportunity. Small-cap stocks and theme stocks like Jinshan Development have risen a lot some time ago, but be careful of sudden plunge. What do you think of this view? " After drinking a glass of wine, Chen Xiao turned red and began to ask Xu Ding questions.

"I haven't studied this problem carefully. However, Tang Dapang once said this question in the group two days ago. It is better to let him talk about his own views. " Xu Ding smiled. Quietly gave don a chance to perform.

Hearing the upgraded new nickname "Tang Dapang", Tang Hao gave Xu Ding a hard stare.

But even if Tang Hao wants to look fierce, the small eyes the size of mung beans can't really stare out any momentum.

"In fact, I have also achieved some results in losing weight recently. I don't think nicknames like Tang Fatty and Tang Dapang are suitable for me anymore. " Tang Hao heaved a sigh of relief, stomach contraction, and then stood up. Pretend to pat your seemingly flat stomach and show you your latest weight loss results.

Xu Ding speechless to turn over a sigh of relief, he not only knew that Tang Hao was a potbellied virtue, but also knew that Tang Hao had abandoned himself after being stimulated by Chen Xiao's teacher's words last time, and ate spicy hot pot for a week until his face was glossy and full of fat.

The reason why the stomach looks flat at the moment is because Tang Hao's chest is too high-a person contracts his stomach too hard and his internal organs are pressed up. The chest is bound to stand up.

"This is very effective. Yes, stick to it! " Although everyone knows. I saw some clues, but people's mouths were short and they were soft. Wei-they nodded very well.

Even Chen Xiao, Sun Qingyu and Liu Yue nodded their cooperation.

"Don't call me Tang Dapang in the future!" Tang Hao exultation, hurriedly knock nail turn feet.

"Ok, Tang Dapang." Chen Xiao said seriously.

"poof!" Liu Yue couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Bang ..." Tang Hao just spat a long breath and kept holding her breath. At the moment, she finally couldn't hold it any longer and couldn't help but take a deep breath. He was about to say more words to save face, but as soon as he inhaled, his just-closed stomach suddenly bulged out and directly spilled a large glass of wine on the food, and dark red wine spilled everywhere.

"Ha ha ha ....." Because Tang Hao stood up and showed off his abdominal muscles, everyone saw this dramatic scene clearly, and no one could hold back laughing any longer, so he burst out laughing.

"Fat Tang is really fun!" Even Professor Xie, who is well-informed and white-haired, laughs and cramps. He presses his back heavily on the back of the chair and gives him a good beating.

Chen Xiaoxiao, with a stomachache, leaned against Sun Qingyu's arms and rubbed his stomach.

"Uh ..." Tang Hao grabbed the paper towel in distress situation, hastily wiped the drink, and then glanced at Chen Xiao embarrassedly, and found her lying in Sun Qingyu's arms, smiling happily, especially sweetly. It was a kind of smile.

At this glance, I immediately looked at Tang Dapang. It was not until the laughter died down that he withdrew his infatuated eyes.

Although Chen Xiao laughed happily, he noticed Tang Hao's pig brother out of the corner of his eye. Her brow wrinkled slightly, and then she took a long breath and seemed to have made an important decision.

Xu Ding said wrong, hurriedly kicked Tang Hao.

Tang Hao patted his forehead and heaved a sigh of relief, as if he realized something and made a decision.

Liu Yue looked at the expressions of the two friends sensitively, and the fire of gossip burned in her heart again.

Next, Tang Hao began to tell some funny jokes, and even told a joke about a big fat man, which made Chen Xiao and others laugh again.

Tang Hao was satisfied with this kind of atmosphere, because he just looked at Chen Xiaoke's beautiful smile and suddenly thought that there was nothing wrong with Tang Dapang, and there was nothing wrong with playing the fool like Yang Kui. As long as it can make Mr. Chen happy, it can narrow the distance between two people and produce a sense of intimacy.

After telling a few jokes, Tang Hao pulled the topic back to stocks: "As for large-cap stocks such as banks and brokers, Mr. Chen, I think we should not touch them for the time being."

"Why? Are these blue chips bad? " Chen smiled and asked in surprise.

"Blue chips are not blue chips, and garbage is not garbage. This is only relative, depending on the time period. In a bull market, brokerage stocks must be blue chips, but in a bear market. Brokerage stocks are rotten salted fish that cannot be turned over. Performance plummeted and even lost money. There is no suspense. In 2008, it was a big bear market, the trading volume fell to freezing point, and the life of brokers was very difficult. At present, the annual report of brokerage stocks has not yet come out, but a comprehensive statistics of the exposed monthly reports shows that their annual report last year will be very bad. "

Tang Hao wanted to show himself in front of Chen Xiao, so he made a hard analysis. "As for the banking stocks, the performance is very good and stable. But because of its good performance. The P/E ratio is too low, and it is difficult to increase significantly. Moreover, the plate of bank stocks is very big, and now the funds are speculating. Just like China Construction Bank, the circulation of 9 billion yuan, multiplied by the share price of more than three yuan, the market value of circulation is more than 30 billion yuan. Now, just after the Great Bear Market in 2008, the impact of non-reduction and financial crisis has not been eliminated, market confidence has not been restored, and funds are like frightened birds, and they will leave at the slightest sign. Therefore. There is not much money to speculate on such large-cap stocks. More money. Small-cap stocks are under better control, and there is less demand for funds. If you double your speculation, you will leave, lock in profits and wait for the next opportunity. "

"So it is. It is no wonder that a while ago, small-cap and sub-new shares such as Sichuan Dazhisheng and Dongfang Hongyu all rose sharply, and Zhonglu shares and Smick shares doubled. " Chen smiled thoughtfully and nodded.

"Well, when the market capital is tight, these small-cap stocks with small market value will constantly emerge this myth of making money, so as to create market hotspots and money-making effects, to activate the market and attract incremental funds. After all, before the market environment has completely improved, funds are still afraid to be large-cap stocks. However, both Public Offering of Fund and major private placements have to make money to support themselves, so they have to choose small-cap stocks with small history, little pressure to lift the ban and easy to collect chips by a large margin for speculation. After frying a doubled stock, they will leave and look for the next small-cap stock for speculation, including new small-cap stocks waiting to be listed in the future, so they will continue to make money. "

With Chen Xiao's approval, Tang Hao's interest is higher. He passionately analyzed, "Of course, this kind of small-cap stocks should be both theme stocks and concept stocks at the same time, so that there is a reason to rise, and retail investors can easily follow suit. In my opinion, the biggest theme and concept stocks this year are mainly concentrated in local small-cap stocks in Shanghai. First, because Disney will settle in Shanghai, the Mickey Mouse effect will bring a wave of local stocks around the world. Second, the concept of Shanghai World Expo will also add icing on the cake to Shanghai local stocks. Of course, the Guangzhou East Asian Games will also bring the strength of the corresponding theme stocks. Therefore, such theme stocks and concept stocks, in addition to local real estate stocks, as well as commercial consumption and other sectors, are also worthy of attention, because related concepts will bring strong opportunities to this sector. "

"For example, your golden hill development? Yes, it sells bicycles, and foreigners especially like riding bicycles. If Disney and the World Expo both settle in Shanghai, maybe many foreigners will come to buy bicycles. Although it will take at least a few years, it is ok to book in advance. " Chen glanced at Tang Hao with a smile and sneered: "It's a pity that Hong Kong rumoured that it didn't sign any agreement with the Shanghai government, which made this stock fall against the market today."

As two famous fat people in the miracle group, Tang Hao and Chipang share the same taste and appreciate each other.

After Eating Fat bought Jinshan Development, although Tang Hao had no money to follow suit, he was also interested in this stock and supported Eating Fat in the group.

Chen Xiao clued-up, thinking that Tang Hao also bought Jinshan Development, so he gave him a hard blow through this topic.

"Today's decline is only temporary. In the long run, rumors can also be counted as good. " Tang Hao's face flushed bright red, retorted, "because if you cash it, you will worry about from ruin. For example, the Olympic plate that has been speculated for nearly ten years. When the Olympic Games opened last year, almost all the stocks showed an avalanche trend. Now that Mickey Mouse has settled in Shanghai, the main force can continue to fry. Moreover, the concepts of Shanghai World Expo and Jinshan development can also be touched. Do not believe you look at the high probability of Zhou Jinshan development! "

"Tang Dapang also makes sense. Now the signs of bull market are not obvious, so the funds are more cautious, and generally do not speculate in stocks with too large circulation. For example, some large-cap stocks with the reorganization of central enterprises as the theme and concept are mostly billions of tradable shares. Even if the theme is announced, it is often busy for a day or two, and it is easy for retail investors to follow suit. On the contrary, small-cap stocks need a small amount of funds and can often continue to speculate, just like five or six daily limit boards in the early stage of Jinshan's development. "

Xu Ding stepped forward to save Tang Hao. "So, Tang Dapang's idea is right, that is to follow the main hype style. When the main force has the ability to speculate in large-cap stocks, we will chase them. When the main force is keen on speculating small-cap stocks, we will be small-cap stocks. For example, Baotou Steel Rare Earth, Jinshan Development and Wuyuan Power we bought are all small-cap stocks. Because there are not many incremental funds in the stock market now, it is easier to see the benefits of speculating small-cap stocks. "

"That makes sense. Now not only do large institutions have fewer assets, but retail investors also have little money to invest in the stock market. " Professor Xie also stood up to support Tang Hao. "I went to the factories and mines around Huairen some time ago and found that the economy is really depressed now. Many employees were laid off, their wages were halved, they could not be paid on time, and some directly stopped production and lost their jobs. I heard that coastal provinces and cities are even worse. Many people even have trouble paying for meals. How can they have spare money to invest in the stock market? What's more, in last year's big bear market, many people were still mired in it and had to wait for death. Stock accounts have become zombie accounts, and there is no mind to buy new shares. "

Seeing that everyone is speaking for Tang Hao seems to have turned into an academic debate. Chen Xiao rubbed the sun with some headaches, raised his glass and shouted: "Forget gub, let's talk about affairs!"

Hearing these words, they all looked at Chen Xiao in surprise. They always thought it was a bit abrupt for her to say the word "affair" in front of Tang Hao. Isn't she afraid of Tang Hao's thinking?