Who can tell me some jokes to relax?

A woman was walking at night when she suddenly saw a man coming towards her with open arms and hugging her. The man fell to the ground crying and said, this is the third piece. It's hard for me to bring a piece of glass home.

three

Ge You goes to the bathroom.

On one occasion, Ge You invited a friend to dinner and went to the toilet on the way. His trousers were wet when he came back.

Friend: Why are your pants wet?

Ge You: It has been like this ever since I became famous.

Friend: Often?

Ge You: Yes! It is often the person next to you who urinates and suddenly turns around and shouts, ""

If it isn't Ge You! "

four

Lucky 52' s real joke made Li Yong laugh himself down!

Part 1:

A couple guessed the name of the food, and the wife motioned for her husband to guess. The word "steamed bread" popped up on the big screen.

Wife's description: round, white, edible.

Husband: ........

The wife continued to describe: just white and soft. You ate it last night!

My husband seemed anxious and blurted out, "Mimi!" "

Li Yong laughed himself down. . . . .