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Family is the cradle of children's growth, and it is also a lifelong school. Parents are the eternal teachers of this school. Parents' words and deeds affect their children all the time. The following are six counseling articles I have compiled. Welcome to refer to them!

Tutoring composition (1) When I was eating, my father suddenly said mysteriously to me, "Son, I have found a tutor for you. You don't have to pester me with questions all day." I blamed myself after listening to it. I always ask my father some strange things. All right, find me a tutor. What if the tutor is fierce?

In the evening, I had a dream that an evil guy with a big beard was giving me a lecture. He found me as soon as I deserted, and woke me up as soon as the golden hoop came.

One night, my mother cooked a good table for dinner, but I waited for my father to come back. Just when I was worried that the plate of pig's head meat was cold and not delicious, there was a knock at the door. I hurried to open the door. My father and an unknown uncle are holding a big box. My father went up to me and said, "The boy tutor invited you. Please clear the table quickly. " Seeing the word "Lenovo" on the box, I was so happy that I forgot the delicious pig's head meat and quickly cleared the table.

The computer was quickly installed by that uncle, with a black-and-white chassis and a black 19-inch LCD. I was sitting quietly at my desk when my father grabbed me: "Son, computers are used to help you study. You must not play games. Otherwise, you can do it in French. " Although it took two days to install the network cable and there was nothing in the computer, I couldn't help but touch the monitor gently until my mother was angry and I barely went to eat.

At the dinner table, my father told me about the Three Chapters of the Constitution. I must do my homework first when I get home. Computers can only be used to look up information and play games on weekends, but you must be careful. Since then, the computer has become my new tutor. Although it can't talk, it knows more than my father. You can basically find the answers to questions you don't understand, and when you are tired of studying, you can listen to music and watch news online, and we can study together and get along together.

It's my mentor.

Tutoring composition (2) We have been having a tutor for almost a year, and I have always opposed it. If it weren't for Zhang Guoshan's compulsion, my mother's support and my father's consent, I wouldn't have to suffer this year.

We are lucky to have a tutor in our school. No matter big or small, I always like to "report" to my mother. This "small report" is amazing. Rain or shine, as long as you tap on the keyboard a few times, the report will be "sou" and passed to your parents. My mother is an idle person, waiting for news from the teacher 365 days a year. As soon as I get home, my mother will hold my mobile phone and ask me, "Have you finished writing 56 pages of Chinese?" Show it to me when it's finished. Revise the composition and check it for me. "But I'm still happy. Thanks to my tutor, I can turn a deaf ear to my mother's double spring.

Once, the science teacher taught us to raise silkworms. But it has been raining in Mao Mao these days. Can make silkworm lovers anxious: how can such a cold wild silkworm drill eggs? If it gets stuck, it will get rid of the silkworm's little life. This problem has been haunting me since I finished my math class, which was ruined like jam. After class, we sericulture fans got together again to discuss. Or am I smart enough to put silkworms in an iron box, stick them on my stomach and raise silkworms with body temperature? To prove it, I became an "experimenter". Several sericulture fans looked at the iron box and didn't even know about the class. Later, after being reminded by classmates, several sericulture fans fled back to their seats. But I didn't listen to my deskmate's "obstruction" and kept looking at the iron box. The teacher found out and asked, "President Ye, how about raising silkworms?" However, I think that before class, the teacher teased me and said, "Nothing, the card problem has been solved successfully, which is amazing." The whole class burst into laughter, and I don't know where the voice came from: "midwife!" " "Then it sounded rhythmically:" Midwife, Midwife, Midwife. " The teacher paused for a moment, then gave me a hard look. I just found out.

In this way, a good Chinese class was ruined by my words.

Such a thing, the teacher can't bear it, but it becomes more and more fierce. For me, this is just to answer the teacher's question, but the teacher invited my parents, and my parents stood in the office and were criticized like primary school students. When I got home, my parents' quartet was indispensable. The scene at that time can only be described in one word-miserable.

When will my tutor career be gone?

Tutor composition (3) I have a tutor. She helps me keep a diary every weekend. Usually my mother takes me to her home to study, because she is very busy. In fact, she is my godmother. She and my mother are very good friends. When I was born, she recognized me as her goddaughter. We get along well, and I love my mentor very much.

My tutor is a happy and beautiful woman. She is about thirty-eight or nine years old, tall and well-proportioned, and neatly dressed. Her round face has a pair of bright eyes, shining with wisdom and kindness. She often has a happy smile on her face, which makes me feel very kind.

Keeping a diary with my tutor is a very happy thing for me. I like listening to her sweet voice, and her persuasive language makes me enter the joy of writing. Sometimes I don't want to keep a diary at first and feel that I have no material, but as long as I go to her house, after her guidance and reminder, I will be suddenly enlightened and finish my diary soon. She told me: every bit of life, every grass and tree, joys and sorrows are all my writing materials. She often cultivates my observation ability, gives me homework, and observes the growth of grass, the turning of leaves and the opening of flowers.

She loves life and has a cheerful personality. With her, I not only learned to keep a diary, but also learned to live a happy life. Because her enthusiasm and happiness deeply infected me.

I like my tutor.

The man put the slippers neatly at the bottom of the shoe rack, and then locked the door quietly with the key. Neighbors think he has been staying at home.

The man stood outside the yellow safety line and stood in line quietly, although he was the only one at the station.

The man stood in the car for a whole hour, even though the "special seat for the elderly, the sick and the disabled" next to him was empty.

After getting off the bus, the man coughed a few times, walked for two minutes and finally found the trash can. He vomited his cough on the handkerchief paper, wrapped it tightly and put it firmly in the "non-recyclable" trash can.

The man walked out of the reading room. He arranged the newspapers by page number, tiptoed to the door and put them neatly on the No.3 grid.

The man went to the bookstore, took a thick novel from the shelf, hid in a corner with few people, and read it silently.

Finally, the man smiled.

The third paragraph of the novel reads: "Where that man goes, it is like a gentle wind. After the wind, he left only a smell, a fragrant smell. You know, this smell is unique to them. The name of this taste is education. "

Twenty years ago, my head teacher went to America and lived there for a year, waiting for his grandson. I happened to be in my hometown after she returned to China. I visited her and asked her why she came back. She said that she was not used to living in America. She said that she had been to a big square, and there were many pavilions similar to cabinets in the square. She thought it was a telephone booth and didn't know it was a toilet until she pushed the door. At the convention in our county, the old lady sits on the podium several times a year. Although she told the joke easily, I think she was embarrassed, too. Before she went to America, everyone envied her for teaching her children well. After she returned to China, everyone felt a little sad that she couldn't have children. But I firmly believe that she is happy, because she has repeatedly encouraged me to get out of our small county. Besides, she is a middle school teacher, so is her wife, but her son is a university teacher and an American.

In the past, people were often modest and said they were corrupt, which meant they were not as good as their parents. In fact, it is only the home of dragons and phoenixes that yearns for "the auspicious appearance of dragons and phoenixes". Most parents don't want their children to be like themselves, at least in our small place. When I was a child, I often heard adults educate children like this: you should study hard, and when you grow up, you won't repair the earth like me-repairing the earth is not high-tech, but farming.

I have a primary school classmate who dropped out of school early, went out to work early, got married and had children early. Living in the south of the Yangtze River, he once thought he was rich and sent his two children to an aristocratic school. His reason is to drop out of school to work and switch to business. Although I made some money, it was hard after all. It would be better for his children to go to a good school. In order to make their children become nobles, the originally rich life has become a bitter support. The more support I get, the more tragic I feel. I want to give the best to my children, for fear that they will be looked down upon by my classmates. However, the rich second generation route of these two children cannot go on forever. After graduating from high school, although I learned to know famous brand clothes, pop stars and trendy electronic products, I didn't send them to college. So, my primary school classmates had to let them learn to do business with themselves. However, a person from an aristocratic school simply despises his declining business. The older one said, "Dad, do you think I'm standing in the street with you in a famous brand?" My classmate said, "If it's not harmonious, I'll make you a set." The little one immediately interrupted: "Dad, which brand of tooling do you want to customize?"

Not long ago, he didn't know how to find my phone number and asked me if I could help him find a way to help two children join the army. The problem is that the clothes of the army are not customized by famous brands. I advised him to let his children repeat their studies or take the right path to enter the university. He sighed and then turned to ask how my child was. I said he was still young. He said, "Don't always try to let him live a different life from yours. Let him be like you so that he can understand your difficulties. "

Family Education Composition (6) In China society, parents always think that it is common for children to keep their mouths shut and talk about money. Now many people in our country have this vision, and even many parents send their children abroad.

Many rich second generations often cause other problems because of "showing off their wealth". Does this have anything to do with financial and business education of Chinese people?

Last year, there was a series of upsurge of stealing and robbing China students in London. The most sensational one was that the three-story building shared by seven China students was ransacked by thieves, and a large amount of cash was robbed, not to mention laptops, cameras, iPad and iPhone. Later, the local media followed up some rich second generation from China and found that they formed their own circle, eating, drinking, buying watches and playing with famous cars.

Sadly, it's not that they don't want to make friends with people in other circles, but that those poor students are too busy working to earn their living expenses to play with them.

In addition to being "victims", China students sometimes play "perpetrators". Similarly, in Britain, a master student from China took out 5,000 pounds from his pocket to "buy points" from the professor, because his thesis failed by a few points, and then deliberately dropped one from his coat as a threat. The school called the police. As a result, the rich second generation who worked in his father's company while studying was sentenced to 1.5 years in prison. Many problems of "rich second generation" international students not only affect how foreigners view China people, but also cause infighting among China people. Recently, a female student from China was attacked one after another. In Bordeaux, a famous French wine producing area, six female students from China were attacked by three thugs because of noise problems, and one of them was severely disfigured. People always have compassion. When they hear that their compatriots have been killed, they should be indignant and condemn the murderer. However, netizens reacted differently to these two cases. Some people expressed their extreme disappointment with France and vowed not to drink Bordeaux wine in the future. Some people think that they are "rich second generation" anyway, and they deserve to die!

What caused this tearing phenomenon? Are many people fed up with the "rich second generation" or even the "rich first generation"?

Dogs bite in every country. In the above-mentioned London media's follow-up interviews with China's "rich second generation" students, many low-key, hardworking and self-reliant "rich second generation" students were also found. For example, a girl in Shenzhen, whose father is a financial real estate tycoon, has been keeping a low profile after graduation and staying in the local office life. She said that she also has many "rich second generation" students, who immediately returned to China to inherit their father's business after graduation and immediately made great achievements; But she also said that even if the family has money, she will not give up her career ideal.

What is this due to? It is family education and financial management education.

In the final analysis, in recent years, the "rich second generation" students in China have aroused heated discussions around the world, but this is only a family education issue.

What is the real "rich second generation"? Listen to this story: there is a rich family in Hamburg, Germany. They haven't worked for generations and have been living a super luxury life. When the child 18 years old, his father told him to travel alone for at least one month, but the travel expenses were unimaginable to him. As a result, his son came back 40 days later, and his family held a welcome party for him with the most expensive champagne and food to celebrate his becoming an adult.

The rich man looked at the room full of famous wines and delicious food, and recalled the days when he ate bread and drank boiled water, knocked at the door at night and sometimes slept in the manger in the past forty days. At this time, the price of any glass of champagne on the table is enough for him to spend the whole day. He told his father what he thought, and his father said to him, "I spent my money, and you spent my money." At that moment, he really grew up, and his father had taught him the real "wealth" in life.

If parents don't know the true meaning of "money" and only know to put money in their pockets when their children board the plane to study abroad, the negative problems of the rich second generation will only emerge one after another.